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1. Divorce ke baad husband bachha mera hai wife waah ji waah bartan mera dudh mera thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya pura paneer tera
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5. india today k serve ke anusar 72 ladkiyo ko shadi ke pehle sex pasand h par mera sawal ye h k sali wo ladkiya h kaha
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9. Boy girl go 2hotel girl orders costly items Boy maa k ghar me bhi yahi khati ho kya G nahi par maa dinner k baad meri choot nahi maarti
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12. Jab se I pill market me aayi hai condom ki sale 70 tak gir gayi h abortion 90 tak gir gayi h ladkiya 100 tak gir gayi h enjoy d girawat
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15. Imandaari Ki Misaal 1ladki Ka Gang Rap Ho Raha Tha Wo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thi KaminoKutto Koi to Condom Lagalo Nahi To Sabko Aids Ho Jayega
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21. Aurat Hakim se Mujhe Doodh nhi aata Hakm Choos k check karna padega Aurat Thik hai pehle Abbajaan ko check kr lo unko 2 din se Peshab nhi aaya
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25. 1 LaMBe LannnD waLa PaGaL BazaR Me naaanGa GHooM RaHa tHa 1 LaDKI ne DeKHa to BoLI HaMaRa DesH taRaKI KaIse KaReGa KaaM Ka aaDMI to PaGaL HaI
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29. mom hw d hell r u pregnant girl dis is our project in skool abt miracle of life mom tell me who is he girl i dnt knw its a group project
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33. Girl In Burkha BoY Oye Hoye Kha Ja Rhi Hai GIRL Tere Ghar BoY Mein Bhi Ata Hu GIRL Aaja Beshram Ami Ko Bataugi Apni Behan Ko Chedta Hai
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37. marzi se ho sex to paap nhi hota kuwari se ho sex to maal khrab nhi hota isiliye e mere dosto humesha condom lga k rakhna kyonki khde lund ka dimag nhi hota
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39. Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain Skin cream ki ad mein Skin Toothpaste me Teeth Footwears me Feet par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate
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43. Barish me ladki k gile boobs dekhkr Boy apki headlight on ho gya hai Girl bil mera bap varega tumhe kya Boy pr bijli ka khmba to mera hil rha hai
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47. Gandhi was Fucking Mallika Mallika was enjoying n said Gandhiji U r so old but u still fuck so hard Gandhi Sweet heart its not my Dick its my stick
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51. Josh bhare lund ko thukraya nahi karte yu choot dikha ke guzar jaya nahi karte kya hua agar mera ghar mahal nahi kya jhopdi me log chudwaya nahi karte
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55. Lady Koi ek Shampoo dena Shopkeeper Agar Head ke bal dhone hai to HEAD SHOLDER or panty ke bal dhone hai to PANTENE Lady GARNIER de do Gaand ke bal dhone
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61. Monkey takes Lady s bra sits on tree Lady shouts Niche daal pls niche daal Monkey laughs says Besharam shanti rakh shuruvat bra se hoti he
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65. Lalu bus stop par khhada tha Rakhi Sawant waha se jarahi thi Wo boli Aisi Dhup me Q Khada h Lalu Sasuri dhoti ke Andar bhi Dekh leti he
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68. ladka apni naraz gf ko manane ke baad pyar se bola jaan kaho tumhare liye chand tare tod dun ladki halki si muskurai or boli penchod fer fudu gallan shuru
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72. BOY papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya PAPA Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen BETA aj nhi papa kal krte hen aj gand me boht dard hy
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75. Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay Papu janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta Mgr phaar to skta hy
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77. Roj Randiyo Ke Sapne Dekh Ke Apna Lund Hila rhe ho Dusre Hath Se Apni Gand Bhi Khuja Rhe Ho Bahut Dino Se yaad nhi kiya tumne kya kisi aor se gand mara rhe ho
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80. Two child were playing with used condom 1st ye kya hai 2nd baloon hai 1st idiot ye papa di nunu penis di moja socks hai
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84. A girl goes 2 doctor n says Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do Doctor asked why Girl business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon
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88. Ganguly ne series jeeta to apna t shirt utar diya dhoni ne 20 20 world cup jeeta to apna t shirt utar diya pata nahi sania mirja kab tennis jeetegi
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92. Hsbnd Ye Kya Hai Khaane Mein Baal Wife Raat Bhar Mujhe Yahan Wahan Chaat Lete ho Mere 10 15 Neeche Ke Baal Nigal Jaathe Ho Chup Chap Khalo
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98. Shahjahan Gand Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki Gand Fat Gayi Pyar Me Dewane Ki Jahangir Maa K Loude Kya Zarurat Thi Chut Ke Chakkar Me Tajmahal Banwane Ki
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102. Exam me questn aya gaand par essay likho SANTA apni pant kholkar gand dekh raha tha tabhi BANTA bola sir is madarchod ne guide khol rakhi hai
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106. Arz kiya hai ah wah bhosdi ke phle sun to le To arz kiya hai 10 rupye k 12 kele 10 rupye k 12 kele 1 1 karke Gand me lele aB Bol Wah wah
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109. Bhikari Darwaja Thok Ke Babuji Roti Milegi Andar Se Aawaz Aai Abhi Biwi Ghar Me Nahi Hai Bhikari Maine CHUT Nahi maangi Roti Maangi Hai bhosdi ke
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113. Kisi ka Accident dekhne pr xpressions U S Oh My God Pak Ya Allah Africa O La La Australiya Got a Hit INDIAN Maa chud gayi bhosdiwale ki or chala tez
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116. Unki Gali Se Guzra to Unka Chaubara nazar Aaya Wa Wa Uska Baap Bahar Aa Ke Bola Gaaand Faad Dunga Bhosdi ke Jo Dobara nazar Aaya
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120. Agar ham ek ansu hote to aap ke ankho se ho kar girna pasand karte aur agr aap mere ankho ke ansu hote to kasam se dost hum jindagi bhar na rote
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123. Chemistry Ki Class Me Teacher Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha What Is NITRATE Ladki Sharmakar Boli Sir Night Rate is 2500 Aur Hotel Charge Alag Hoga
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127. 5 benefits of grls milk 1 Cat can t drnk it 2 No need to boil it 3 It is kept in gud container 4 It has no expiry date 5 Buy one get one free
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131. Suhagraat K Baad Pati Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui Patni Nahi Bhot Mazaa Aaya Dard To Tab Hota Tha Jab Mai School or college Me Thi
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137. 75 sal ka budha ne 15 sal ki ladki se shadi ki Suhagrat pe dono khub roye y Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi bhuda sab bhul gaya tha
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141. 8 SAAL KA BOY RAPE Case Me Pakda Gya Court Me Lady Vakil Uska Chota Sa Nunu Pakad K Boli JAJ Saab Dekho Kya isse Rape Hoga Boy Bola HILA MAT case haar jayegi
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145. Husband Raja Dashrath ki 3Raniya Thi Wife To Husband To Me 2Shadiya Aur Kar Sakta Hu Wife Soch Lo Dropadi K 5Pati The Husb Just Joking Yaar
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149. Techer Aaj Short Skirt Q PehanKe Ayi Ho Girl Aaj Half Day He Full Day Par Full DreSS Pehnti Hu All BoyS Sir SUNDAY Ko Extra ClaSS Rakh Lo
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153. Dr Apka Pati Mar Gya Par LAND Khada Hai PATNI Kat K Uski GAND Me Dall Do Dr Q PATNI Pure Gaon Me Wohi HOLE Hai Jaha Wo Nahi Daal Paya
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156. Arz Kiya Jb mangi chut us bewafa se hmne wo kamsin daga de gai Tdapta raha mera Lund mere Haatho me or wo bahen ki laudi muli se mazale gai
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159. Dear customer your sex balance is rs 0 Recharge from randy house voucher as 100 500 1000 Always use condom recharge voucher be safe from AIDS Thank U
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163. Many girls don t keep mobile in their t shirt pocket Because of 2 reasons 1 Vibration can change milk into lassi 2 Coverage is not found in mountain are
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167. Yeh ladkia Kitni chalak Hoti hai Apna 12 rupiya Kilo DOODH Dikhakar Hamara 340 rupiya Kilo ka GHEE Nikal leti hai Jago grahak jago Save your GHEE
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170. A gud frnd is like a gud bra Hard 2 find comfortable supportive prevents u from falling hold u tight and is always close 2 ur heart
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176. Sex ke Waqt Budha wife se Bola Tight kar Tight kar Budhiya gusse se jo hai usi mein khush rehna sikho maine kabhi kaha hai ki Bada kar ya KHADA kar
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180. Lady in bus aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai Man Oh wo meri salary hai pocket mein Lady SAALE HARAAMI TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE
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184. Father son went to medical store Father buy a pack of Condoms Son whats this Father its medicine for killing rats Son Oh bhenchod Chut me bhi chuhe
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188. 8 saal ka bacha RAPE case me pakda Court me lady Vakil uski nuni pakd k boli JAJ saab dekho kya isse rape hoga Bacha bola HILA MAT case Haar jayegi
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192. America Safal Q hai Qki wo Kaam Ko dimag me or lund ko choot me rakhte hain or Hm Choot ko dimaag me or kaam ko lund me rakhte hain
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195. College main ek larki ki jeans ki chain khuli thi Toh ek Larka pass jakar bola miss apne tajmahal Ka darwaja jara band kijiye hamaraqutubminar hil raha hai
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199. SEXY POEM Chodte 2 Subah ho gayi LUND me pad gaye chale Chodte 2 Subah ho gayi LUND me pad gaye chale CHUT phat k Gufaa ho gayi Wah re Chodne Wale
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203. CalGrl 2 santa 200 me bed pe 100 me sofe pe aur 50 me Ghas pe Santa Le 200 CalGrl Kafi dildar lagte ho Santa Dildar ki maa ki chut ghas pe 4 baar lunga
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206. Teacher Hume Machchar ko paida hone se rokna hoga Stdnt A nahi ho sakta Teacher Q Studant Chodni ke itne chote Condomm banana imposible hai
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210. Sex ke Waqt Budha wife se Bola Tight kar Tight kar Budhiya gusse se jo hai usi mein khush rehna sikho maine kabhi kaha hai ki Bada kar ya KHADA kar
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216. Child offered Girl for sex Girl Tum itne chote ho meri Jawani ka bojh kaise uthaoge Child Darling Chuha bori utha nahi sakta par faad to sakta hai
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220. Police mujrim se Bache ke gand Q mari Mujrim Thand lag rahi thi aur bacha khubsurat tha Police Bacha kaha hai Mujrim Bacha khush hai aur sms padh raha hai
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224. 1 Baccha Aunty ki panty pe ishara karke bola Isme kya hai Aunty Isme Aag Hai Baccha Apni Mungfali Seklu Aunty Na beta sham ko uncle Ispe bhutta sekega
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228. Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain Skin cream ki ad mein Skin Toothpaste me Teeth Footwears me Feet par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate
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232. Wo Geele Blouse se Jhalakte Maal ke UBHAAR Wo Tane hue NIPPLE bahar ane ko bekarar Gili Saree se jhalakti PANTY aar par Mubark ho apko Adv me HOLI ki fuhaar
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237. pd Teacher Chalo baccho jaldi batao Jo sun na sake use kya kahenge Santa Use madarchod bhenchod gndmra bohosdika kuch b keh do Konsa Wo Sun lega
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241. pd Wife2snta ae Ji Tum Bete Se Zyada Apne Bhanje Ko Luv Kyu Krte Ho Snta Are Tujhe Pta Hai Ise Pane Ke Liye Apni Bahen Chudwani Padi Hai
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245. Divorce ke baad husband bachha mera hai wife waah ji waah bartan mera dudh mera thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya pura paneer tera
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248. hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha beti chai aati hai Ladki boli chutiye mujhe abhi tak dudh nahi aata chai kya ghanta aayegi
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252. 1 bar boy doc k pas gya or bola doc mera uthta ni hai doc bola muth marte ho boy nahi doc choot boy nahi doc to chutie land utha k kya calnder tangega
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257. Chodne ke liye call kare shobha neha ko on this no 9417765284 toll free student of class 10 th kv afs makarpura baroda direct aker melan choot free
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261. Height of HARAMIPAN Aishwarya adopted a 5 year boy boy shouted mujhe doodh pina hai A tum bade ho tum doodh nhi khana khao B mat pilao bas dikha do
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264. Dr Aaj hospital mai ek bahut ajeeb dead body aayi Biwi Q kya tha Dr Uska 1 foot ka Penis tha Biwi Hi pichli gali ke NAWAB SAHAB marr gaye
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268. Budha Admi Apne Frnd Ko Bta Rha Tha Pehle Bv Balo Pe Hath Ferti Thi To L Nd Khada Ho Jata Tha Or Ab L Nd Pe Hath Ferti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain
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272. Santa2Dr Condom Lgane K Bad B Biwi k 3 Bache Ho Gye Dr Condom Kese Lgate Ho Snt Jitna Lund Pe Chadta H Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Age Se Kat Deta Hu
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275. Old man Dr Meri age 75 hai Sex style kya honi chahiye Dr Dog styl old man ap k matlb piche se dalu Dr Nai sirf sungho aur chato
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279. Ladki mandir m pujari ke pair chhokar boli baba koi sadbuddhi ki baad batao Pujari bra pahna karo jhukti ho to dhayan bhatak jata h
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283. Boy 2 Grl Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain Girl Hichkchate Huay 22 DEC Boy Koi Khas Wja Girl Shrmatay Huay Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai
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287. Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad B Ladki o Ki Mast figure Dekhna Chahte Hai DONATE UR EYES Ek Achhey Msg Ko b kamine logo k liye sexy banakar Bhejna Padta hai
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291. Aorat Lady Doctor se Doctor sahaba muje chabi wala teeka laga dain Lady Dr ap k kitne bachay hn Aorat MASHALAH mere 11 bachay hn Lady Dr Phir to Talla hi
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297. Boy 2 Grl Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain Girl Hichkchate Huay 22 DEC Boy Koi Khas Wja Girl Shrmatay Huay Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai
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301. Teacher Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy Boy 18 saal ki larki me Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti
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305. Doctor to Old Man Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi Baba Nikaal lo Beta Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki
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309. Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi
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312. Boss Tum itne chote chote kapde Q phanti ho Secretry kya karu sir itni salary me itne hi chote kapde aate hai Boss chalo aj se salary band Good night