- Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money
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- Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
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- For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls.
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- One of the nice things! about Christmas is th!at you can make people forget the past with a present.
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- The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
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- I still have my Christmas tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn’t see any forests.
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- When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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- Whats the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho’s!
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- Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
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- I got cold hard cash for Christmas!. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice.
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- If Ifs and Buts were candies and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas.
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- What do you call people wh!o are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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- A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.
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- Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for that hard-to-find person.
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- A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.
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- One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
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- What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike.
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- What is the diff!erence between sno!wmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
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- I am the ghost of! Christmas Future Perfect Su!bjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!
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- Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
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- What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.
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- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
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- There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable…
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- Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said “I don’t know about you but I can smell carrots!”
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- Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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- Santa’s elves! are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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- Why is Christmas just like a d!ay at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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- The main thi!ng I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it’s over.
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- Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
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- Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.
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- Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.
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- Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.
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- Christmas is the day !that holds all time together.
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- It is a fine seasoning !for joy to think of those we love.
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- And know that I am w!ith you always; yes, to the end of time.
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- Christmas is a seaso!n not only of rejoicing but of reflection.
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- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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- Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
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- Christmas is joy, religious joy, an inner joy of light and peace.
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- The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
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- The two most joyou! times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
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- I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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- Christmas, child!ren, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
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- Expectancy is the a!tmosphere for miracles.
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- I once bought my ki!ds a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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- T’was the night before C!hristmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
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- Santa Claus !has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
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- Selfishness !makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.
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