April Fool SMS

1. A recent study has proved that
2. Fools use their thumb while reading SMS.
3. Now it’s too late,
4. Don’t try to change your finger!
5. Try to catch some other fool!    
6. U r very important to me,
7. Its impossible 4 me to live without U even 4 a second!
8. U r my life & I can feel U everywhere
9. Don't mind! I am talking about oxygen.    
10. U R the one who is Handsome
11. U R the one who is Intelligent
12. U R the one who is Smart
13. And I am the One who is spreading these Rumours.    
14. Someone…
15. Misses U…
16. Needs U…
17. Worries about U
18. Is lonely without U
19. Guess Who?
20. A Monkey in the zoo...    
21. You are really a CUTE person!
22. Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
23. CUTE means:
24. Creating
25. Useless
26. Troubles
27. Everywhere    
28. Hotho se jo choo liya,
29. Ehsaas ab tak hai,
30. Aankhe Nam hai,
31. Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hai...
32. Aur kyo na ho...
33. Khayi Bhi to Hari Mirchi hai!    
34. Yeh sulagata jism,
35. Yeh kamp kampate honth,
36. Yeh thartharata hua badan,
37. Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
38. Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe
39. Malaria hai.    
40. Today, tomorrow and forever
41. There will be one heart
42. That would always beat for you.
43. You know whose???
44. Your Own Stupid!!!    
45. Feeling bored?
46. Wondering, what to do?
47. Open the zip!
48. Enter your hands in between your zip…
49. Take out your...
50. Book from your bag and study…    
51. If people say u r fool, be patient.
52. If they say u r monkey, relax.
53. If they say u r stupid, be cool
54. But if they say u r smart,
55. Thapad maar sale ko.    
56. U will be a Rose for all Trees
57. U will be a Smile for all Faces
58. U will be Water Falls for all Hills
59. &
60. U will be a Brother
61. For all Cute Girls!    
62. When ur life is in darkness
63. Pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
64. And if u r still in darkness
65. Then please pay ur Electricity Bill    
66. Always keep your lover's photo in your purse.
67. Whenever you are in big trouble, see the photo.
68. You will feel that the problem you r facing is trivial...    
69. Since I have met u,
70. I have realized that a friend like you
71. Is worth million dollars...
72. So, if u don’t mind......
73. May I sell you?    
74. When u feel lonely n alone &
75. Can’t see anyone around u,
76. The world seems to be fading away,
77. Come along with me.
78. I'll take u to an Eye Specialist.    
79. If ever in your life
80. U r very sad n feel that
81. U have lost everything,
82. I’ll come, hold ur hand,
83. Take u for walk on a bridge and
84. Show u where to jump.    
85. This dog, is dog, a dog,
86. good dog, way dog, to dog,
87. keep dog, a dog, idiot dog,
88. busy dog, for dog, 20 dogs, seconds dog!
89. Now read it without the word dog.    
90. Hi,
91. Doing nothing?
92. Then make a place,
93. For me in ur Heart!!
94. I May come there any time!
95. Ur's Faithfully,
96. 
    
97. "Heart Attack"    
98. When u feel sad,
99. Go to mirror and say,
100. "Damn, I am so cute".
101. U will overcome your sadness.
102. But don't make this a habit.
103. Coz liars go to hell.    
104. Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
105. It’s on 1st day of April. Surprised?
106. Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and u r the 1st person I have fooled.    
107. If you are in tension,
108. And nothing seems right,
109. If u find no way out,
110. Then just think of me only once,
111. I will be always there to Increase your tensions.    
112. If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
113. 1) gud looks
114. 2 ) nature
115. 3 ) style
116. 4 ) attitude,
117. kick them off.
118. How dare they fool u before april 1st.    
119. Just a friendly reminder –
120. 
     
121. Relationships are precious,
122. do not hurt them by fooling
123. and lying on first April / April Fool.    
124. Hey U Know
125. Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
126. U Know Why??
127. If she accept its your luck
128. otherwise just tell April Foooooll.