Nepali sms Best lates


  1. Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
  2. Timro aa!gaman bhaye dekhi
  3. Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
  4. timi zoo ma bashe dekhi





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  6. chhataa ra keti maa ke different 6?
  7. -chhatab!uttom dabayera kholnu parchha ra
  8. keti lai kholera buttom dabaunu parchha….



  9. Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
  10. Yo deepawa!li chamkilo hos Khusi,umanga,sath 
  11. ahos Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos 
  12. Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos Happy Deepawali


  13. Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya..
  14. aap so to nahi rahe hein.
  15. nepali gusse se..
  16. kamino ye jarori nahi ki har nepali chowkidar ho!!



  17. Chadra tara sangai dekhe aja
  18. Jhismise sajha ko bela,
  19. Timi aaune priya
  20. jaba huncha mero malami ko bhela



  21. “Saraswathi Namasthubhyam,
  22. Varadey Kaamarupinee!
  23. Vidhyara!mbham Karishyami,
  24. Sidhir bhavathu mey sada !”



  25. Ghyampo-bhari raksi hos
  26. nidharma ti!ka hos
  27. sathibhai haru sanga ramailo hos
  28. hathma ekka ko trail hos. HAPPY DASHAIN. 



  29. kati basu ma, aashule muhar dhoyera
  30. kati basu ma!, timro yaadma tadpera
  31. jana chahanchau jau timi, malai chodera
  32. ma pani jeunechu jeevan, timilai birsera


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  34. lady says another lady – jaba timro divorce 
  35. bhayeko thiyo tyasa bela autai bachchaa 
  36. thiyo tara !ahile 3 jana bachchaaa , kasari?

  37. lady – kahile kahi uni maafi maagna aauchha..



  38. Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
  39. Pani khojda beer bhetiyos, Dhara kholda wine bagos, 
  40. Chicken khanda,! sanpro paros, Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos, 
  41. \Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana



  42. Sweetest Sunday,
  43. Marvelous Monday,
  44. Tasty Tuesday,
  45. Wonderful Wednesday,
  46. Thankful Thursday,
  47. Frien!dly Friday,
  48. Successful Saturday.
  49. Have a great Year.
  50. HAPPY LHOCHHAR.



  51. Three people are asking ur mobile no. with me.
  52. I didn’t give ur no but I gave home address to them.
  53. They are comin!g at ur home in this Dashain.
  54. They are Sukha, Shanti and Samriddhi.
  55. Please welcome them. SUBHA DASHAIN. enjoy !!



  56. yo khaderima malai dhup hoina chaya chhiyeko cha 
  57. yo jindagima !malai rup hoina maya chahiyeko cha
  58. na kulcha jhareka paat samjhera jeevan basantilai timi
  59. kinaki malai yeha gandha hoina subass chahiyeko cha |



  60. what is the tragedy of hindi film ‘sholay’?
  61. ek ta thakurko budi thiyena tyasamaati dubai hatha
  62. pani katiyeko thiyo …..



  63. Timilai ma ke bhanau?
  64. Timilai ma ke bhanau? Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha 
  65. Chandrama bh!anau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa BAANDAR bhanau 
  66. bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.



  67. uffriyau mathi-mathi priye timi,
  68. mutu samma! lyauna sakina
  69. dhun timro baneko chu,
  70. swyam geet banna paena
  71. madhu taranga uthaayera swapnanilma,
  72. ho aafu chaal huna khojethe
  73. tara kinar pani chuna paina |



  74. Din aatine chha,
  75. Raat mattine chha,
  76. Timro mero romance ma,
  77. Khaat bhachine chha |



  78. patrakarle nayika rekha sanga interview lidai
  79. patrakar – bihaan uthane bitikai ke garnu hunchha ??
  80. rekha – sabh b!handa pahila ghar janchhu…..



  81. Tika hos nidhar ma,
  82. Tika hos nidhar ma, Jamara hos kanma, Sukha hos pariwar ma, 
  83. Shanti hos !esh ma, Pura hos manokamana, 
  84. Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064, Ko suvakamana.



  85. aanth le nahase pani
  86. daat l!e hasnu parcha
  87. maan le tiraskar gare pani
  88. haat le namaskar garnu parcha
  89. kina ki
  90. yehi samaj ma bachnu parcha
  91. yehi baato ma hidnu parcha |



  92. hasi khusi jiuna khojda 
  93. aasu peee marnu paryo 
  94. chokho maya unlai garda pani  
  95. unkai najarbata jharnu paryo 
  96. mutu ra man bhari unlai nai rakhe pani 
  97. unko manbata dera sarnu paryo 
  98. tyasaile ta aaja maile unko haath chodhi  
  99. aaru kasai! sanga vivah garnu paryo



  100. uffriya!u mathi-mathi priye timi,
  101. mutu samma lyauna sakina
  102. dhun timro baneko chu,
  103. swyam !geet banna paena
  104. madhu taranga uthaayera swapnanilma,
  105. ho aafu chaal huna khojethe 
  106. tara kinar pani chuna paina |



  107. Aama chhori doctor ko clinicma
  108. doctor- sara kapada nikaler parda pachhi bed ma sutnus
  109. girl – ma h!oina mero aama ho
  110. doctor- tyaso bhaye jibro nikalnus



  111. lagos badal! dhuwa ko aaja yaaha
  112. banos kharani ko thupro
  113. jeevan soche ko thiye, mahal
  114. tara banyo aaja jhupro

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