New Funny Love SMS in Hindi
- Kehdo un parhne walon se,
- Kabhi hum b!hi parha kertay thay,
- Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
- Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…
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- Apne mobile k!o facewash lagakar..
- Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
- chawal lagak!ar mandir mey chadaa do..
- Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!
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- Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge,
- Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge,
- Par jaise he woh! samne aye woh hasi chehra,
- Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge……
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- Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
- aasman se chand taare torr laun,
- Agar tum ka!!ho to tumhare liye
- aasman se chand taare torr laun,
- Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???
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- Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
- jo dhire dhire! hume bhula rahe hain
- kabhi kiya !karte the dhero msg
- aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain…
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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
- Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
- Khud to ms!g karte nahi hai,
- Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…
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- Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
- Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
- Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
- To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
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- Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
- Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
- Jo In Hawaaon Se! Diya Bujh Gaya,
- Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…
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- Jindagi behaal hai,
- Sur hai naa taal hai,
- Msgbox bh!i kangal hai,
- kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
- yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
- mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
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- Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
- Jiski !Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
- Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
- Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
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- Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
- Apni Ek Nayi D!uniya Basaayenge Hum;
- Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
- Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!
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- Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
- liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
- socha tha ki !usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
- magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
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- Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
- Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
- Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
- SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
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- Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
- Balance Rakh!kar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
- Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
- Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
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- Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
- Phool to murj!ha jaate hai.
- Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
- Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…
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- Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
- Tujh se koi r!ishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
- Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
- Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…
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- Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
- Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
- Sabhi sandal !apne aap mein attractive hain,
- Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…
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- Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
- haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
- hospital pahuche to !nurse ne farmaya
- BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA
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- Suna hai wo! keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
- Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
- Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
- zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…
- Raatan nu nind na aave,
- Dine chain na aava,
- Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
- Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!
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- Jab tumhe !dekhu my dil start flying,
- Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
- Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
- Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…
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- Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi,
- Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi,
- Bheega main, l!ekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi,
- Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
- Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…
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- Mat Karo Pyar Kisi Se Phoolon Ki Taraha
- Phool To Pal Mein Murjha Jaate Hain
- Pyar Karo To K!aro Kaaton Ki Taraha
- Jo Chubhne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aate Hain…
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- Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
- par kya karu……
- Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
- Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…
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- Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
- maano ya na maano! har pal fariyaad karte hain,
- Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
- aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?
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- Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
- dil dooba h!ai gamo ki gehrai mein,
- hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
- hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein
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- Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
- chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
- koi haseena to ab !ghas dalti hi nahi,
- koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
- isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….
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- Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya,
- Tumne mere! dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya,
- Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala,
- Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala…,
- Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala…!
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- Dil badal na dena , SIM card ki tarah
- Dosti low mat karna , battery ki tarah
- Pyar kam na k!arana , balance ki tarah
- Bich me chhod na dena , network ki tarah
- Hamesha mera sath nibhana , charger ki tarah…
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- Zindgi Me Kabhi Tention Mat Lena
- Bindas Ho K I Love U Kehna
- Agar
- Gulab K Badle !Sandal Mile To
- Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana…
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- Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se Sikhe
- Rishte Banna Koi Aap Se Sikhe
- Bahu!t Tarif Karli
- Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane Koi Aap Se Sikhe…
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- Arz Kiya Hai…
- Udhar Aap Majabur Baithe Hain.. ..
- Idhar Hum! Khamosh Baithe Hain.
- Baat Ho To Kaise Ho..
- Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjush Baithe Hain…
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- Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
- Aasman me dek!ha to aasman bhi nila He
- Muhabat to sab karte hai par
- Mai karu to sala character dhila hai …
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- Kisi shayar! ne kaha zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
- Kisi aashiq ne kaha zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
- Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
- Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!
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- Pyar me mout se darta kon hai
- Pyar ho jata hai karta kon hai
- Hum to kar de !pyar me jaan bhi kurban
- Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon hai ..?
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- Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
- Kyon ki..?
- Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
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- Hamesha apani lover ka photo purse mai rakhana.
- Jab bhi tu!m mushkil me hoge wo photo dekhana.
- Tume lagega ke koi bhi mushkil isse badi nahi… :)
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- Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
- Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
- Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
- Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey. ..
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- Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
- sitaro me tum!he dekha karte hai,
- lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
- kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai…
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- Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
- Koi aankhon !mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
- Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
- Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai…
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- Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
- khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
- ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
- phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
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- Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
- Isme hum logo k!o waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
- Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
- Ab aap apna kaam kariye….
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- Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai,
- Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai,
- Par wo aayeng!e kaise,
- Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai!!
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- Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
- Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
- Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
- Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho…
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- Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost machhaliya hai,
- Mai tume mere dil mai sambhalkar rakhunga,
- Par agar tumne du!r jane ki koshish ki To,
- khuda kasam pani se nikal kar billi ko de dunga…
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- Hamne bhi kab!hi pyaar kiya tha,
- Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
- Badal gayi jindagi tab,
- Jab usne kaha arey pagal maine to mazak kiya tha…
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- Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,
- Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
- Bhagwan Kare! Humari Dosti Itni Gahre Ho Ki
- Naukari Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho!
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- Na ishq karna mere yaar
- ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
- na karna in par aitbar
- ye kharch bahut karwati hai
- recharge tu!m karwa ke dete ho
- or number mera lagati hai…
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- Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
- aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
- waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
- chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya…
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- Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai
- Arre miss ka!rna hai to machharo ko karo
- Jo apni jaan per khel kar apko kiss kiya karte hai…
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- Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se
- Ho sake to lou!t aa kisi bahane se
- Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh
- Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se…
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- Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
- Agar pyaar ko! pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
- Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna…
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- Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
- !Payal chhankati chali gayee,
- Main sindoor leke khada tha,
- Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee…
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