New Funny Love SMS in Hindi


  1. Kehdo un parhne walon se,
  2. Kabhi hum b!hi parha kertay thay,
  3. Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
  4. Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…

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  7. Apne mobile k!o facewash lagakar..
  8. Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
  9. chawal lagak!ar mandir mey chadaa do..
  10. Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..Toh puja karo!!!

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  13. Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge,
  14. Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge,
  15. Par jaise he woh! samne aye woh hasi chehra,
  16. Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge……

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  19. Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
  20. aasman se chand taare torr laun,
  21. Agar tum ka!!ho to tumhare liye
  22. aasman se chand taare torr laun,
  23. Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???

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  26. Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
  27. jo dhire dhire! hume bhula rahe hain
  28. kabhi kiya !karte the dhero msg
  29. aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain…
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  • Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
    1. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
    2. Khud to ms!g karte nahi hai,
    3. Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

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    6. Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
    7. Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
    8. Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
    9. To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

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    12. Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
    13. Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
    14. Jo In Hawaaon Se! Diya Bujh Gaya,
    15. Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

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    18. Jindagi behaal hai,
    19. Sur hai naa taal hai,
    20. Msgbox bh!i kangal hai,
    21. kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
    22. yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
    23. mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

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    25. Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
    26. Jiski !Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
    27. Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
    28. Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

    29. *********************************************
    30. Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
    31. Apni Ek Nayi D!uniya Basaayenge Hum;
    32. Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
    33. Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!

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    36. Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
    37. liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
    38. socha tha ki !usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
    39. magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

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    42. Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
    43. Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
    44. Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
    45. SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?

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    49. Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
    50. Balance Rakh!kar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
    51. Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
    52. Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

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    54. Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
    55. Phool to murj!ha jaate hai.
    56. Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
    57. Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…

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    60. Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
    61. Tujh se koi r!ishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
    62. Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
    63. Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…

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    66. Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
    67. Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
    68. Sabhi sandal !apne aap mein attractive hain,
    69. Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…

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    72. Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
    73. haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
    74. hospital pahuche to !nurse ne farmaya
    75. BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA

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    78. Suna hai wo! keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
    79. Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
    80. Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
    81. zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…


    82. Raatan nu nind na aave,
    83. Dine chain na aava,
    84. Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
    85. Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!

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    88. Jab tumhe !dekhu my dil start flying,
    89. Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
    90. Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
    91. Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…

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    94. Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi,
    95. Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi,
    96. Bheega main, l!ekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi,
    97. Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
    98. Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

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    101. Mat Karo Pyar Kisi Se Phoolon Ki Taraha
    102. Phool To Pal Mein Murjha Jaate Hain
    103. Pyar Karo To K!aro Kaaton Ki Taraha
    104. Jo Chubhne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aate Hain…

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    107. Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
    108. par kya karu……
    109. Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
    110. Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…

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    113. Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
    114. maano ya na maano! har pal fariyaad karte hain,
    115. Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
    116. aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?

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    119. Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
    120. dil dooba h!ai gamo ki gehrai mein,
    121. hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
    122. hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein

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    125. Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
    126. chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
    127. koi haseena to ab !ghas dalti hi nahi,
    128. koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
    129. isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….

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    132. Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya,
    133. Tumne mere! dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya,
    134. Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala,
    135. Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala…,
    136. Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala…!

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    139. Dil badal na dena , SIM card ki tarah
    140. Dosti low mat karna , battery ki tarah
    141. Pyar kam na k!arana , balance ki tarah
    142. Bich me chhod na dena , network ki tarah
    143. Hamesha mera sath nibhana , charger ki tarah…

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    146. Zindgi Me Kabhi Tention Mat Lena
    147. Bindas Ho K I Love U Kehna

    148. Agar
    149. Gulab K Badle !Sandal Mile To
    150. Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana…

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    153. Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se Sikhe
    154. Rishte Banna Koi Aap Se Sikhe
    155. Bahu!t Tarif Karli
    156. Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane Koi Aap Se Sikhe…

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    159. Arz Kiya Hai…
    160. Udhar Aap Majabur Baithe Hain.. ..
    161. Idhar Hum! Khamosh Baithe Hain.
    162. Baat Ho To Kaise Ho..
    163. Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjush Baithe Hain…

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    166. Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
    167. Aasman me dek!ha to aasman bhi nila He
    168. Muhabat to sab karte hai par
    169. Mai karu to sala character dhila hai …

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    172. Kisi shayar! ne kaha zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
    173. Kisi aashiq ne kaha zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
    174. Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
    175. Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!

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    177. Pyar me mout se darta kon hai
    178. Pyar ho jata hai karta kon hai
    179. Hum to kar de !pyar me jaan bhi kurban
    180. Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon hai ..?

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    183. Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
    184. Kyon ki..?
    185. Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

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    188. Hamesha apani lover ka photo purse mai rakhana.
    189. Jab bhi tu!m mushkil me hoge wo photo dekhana.
    190. Tume lagega ke koi bhi mushkil isse badi nahi… :)

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    193. Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
    194. Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
    195. Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
    196. Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey. ..

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    199. Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
    200. sitaro me tum!he dekha karte hai,
    201. lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
    202. kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai…

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    204. Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
    205. Koi aankhon !mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
    206. Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
    207. Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai…

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    210. Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
    211. khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
    212. ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
    213. phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…

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    216. Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
    217. Isme hum logo k!o waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
    218. Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
    219. Ab aap apna kaam kariye….

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    222. Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai,
    223. Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai,
    224. Par wo aayeng!e kaise,
    225. Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai!!

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    228. Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
    229. Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
    230. Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
    231. Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho…

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    233. Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost machhaliya hai,
    234. Mai tume mere dil mai sambhalkar rakhunga,
    235. Par agar tumne du!r jane ki koshish ki To,
    236. khuda kasam pani se nikal kar billi ko de dunga…

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    239. Hamne bhi kab!hi pyaar kiya tha,
    240. Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
    241. Badal gayi jindagi tab,
    242. Jab usne kaha arey pagal maine to mazak kiya tha…

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    245. Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,
    246. Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
    247. Bhagwan Kare! Humari Dosti Itni Gahre Ho Ki
    248. Naukari Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho!

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    250. Na ishq karna mere yaar
    251. ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
    252. na karna in par aitbar
    253. ye kharch bahut karwati hai
    254. recharge tu!m karwa ke dete ho
    255. or number mera lagati hai…

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    258. Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
    259. aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
    260. waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
    261. chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya…

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    263. Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai
    264. Arre miss ka!rna hai to machharo ko karo
    265. Jo apni jaan per khel kar apko kiss kiya karte hai…

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    268. Bahut udaas hai koi tere jaane se
    269. Ho sake to lou!t aa kisi bahane se
    270. Tu lakh khafa sahi par ek baar to dekh
    271. Kitna kachra jama hai tere na aane se…

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    274. Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
    275. Agar pyaar ko! pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
    276. Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna…
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    281. Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
    282. !Payal chhankati chali gayee,
    283. Main sindoor leke khada tha,
    284. Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee…


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