clever status short clever quotes whatsapp

1. Dream is not complete by sleeping!
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3. if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!
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5. Leave present time good, No one know about the tomorrow!
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7. You are not to old complete your dream true!
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9. Always try don't feel fail without try!
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11. No one is perfect understanding is important!
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13. My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
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15. Rules are made to the break!
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17. Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
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19. Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...
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21. We should love, Not fall in love...Because everything that falls, gets broken...
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23. I am 'SINGLE' Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!
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25. If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!
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27. I am type of person, who wants to get good Marks, but doesn't want to study!
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29. I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for...
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31. My first name and your last name, together make sound great!..
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33. All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!
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35. My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
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37. In today's world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp and Facebook account!
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39. Love doesn't show up on an X-ray... but it's there.
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41. Clever Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook
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43. There is nothing greater in the world, than being loving parents...
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45. God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china...
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47. The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can't do.!
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49. I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
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51. Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!
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53. Don't talk to me Bcoz I was attached easily!
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55. People who are closed mind always open their mouth!
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57. When it's time to go, don't doubt or hesitate, hello to Great and Good Bye to good!!!
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59. I am Not link to my self 'Special' I think I am 'Limited' Edition!
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61. Don't think about tomorrow, Think about the now!
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63. Advantages of speaking truth is that you don't need to think to speak!
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65. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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67. ME without you is like: 'Facebook' without friends, 'Google' with no results and 'Youtube' without videos!
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69. No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
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71. Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
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73. We should love, not fall in love. B'coz everything that falls, gets broken.
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75. For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
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77. I am SINGLE because I haven't found someone who deserves ME.
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79. If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
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81. ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.
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83. I feel like a Indiana Jones, b'coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
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85. I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn't want to study :)
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87. I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
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89. Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
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91. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
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93. My first name and your last name would sound great together.
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95. Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
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97. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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99. Better late than never, but never late is better.
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101. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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103. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
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105. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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107. Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
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109. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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111. Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see... and don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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113. No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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115. Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
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117. In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
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119. Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
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121. You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee
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123. Love doesn't show up on an X-ray...but it's there.
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125. I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
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127. God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
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129. If you expect the world to be fair with you b'coz you are fair with them. It's like expecting a lion not to eat you b'coz you don't eat lion.