Funny Jokes SMS Chutkule Messages 2016 best

• Height of Smiley…
• He: Par tum aaogi kese ?
• She: ?R
• He: Ab yeh kya hai??
• She: Wagon R
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• Ladki wale(ladke se): beta kya kerte ho…?
• Ladka: jee admin department mein Hun….
• Ladki wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beta…
• Ladka: whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun….
• Dedicated to All Admins …
• haryanvi whatsapp status
• Girl : Tum Kya Karte ho?
• Boy : Bht Bade College Mai Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hu.
• Girl: Koun Se College?
• Boy: ‘IIN, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!
• Please spread:
• “Don’t use Google map, it’s an American product,
• ask Paanwala for directions”.
• Be Indian..
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• Boy : I LOVE U..
• Girl ne zor se thappad maara..
• aur boli…
• Kya Kaha tumne???
• Boy ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha…
• Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu???
• i like u..
• Girl- hahahaha
• Boy- i am serious..
• Girl- i like you 2 but as a frnd..
• Boy- but i really like u.. i love u
• Girl- i love you 2 but as a friend..
• attitude jokes, attitude whatsapp status
• Santa badi dheere dheere phone pe bat kar rha tha,
• Biwi : itni dheemi aawaj me kisse baat kar rhe ho?
• Santa : Arrey bahen hai,
• Biwi : toh itna dheere kyon baat kar rhe ho?
• Santa : teri bahen hai..
• Once Rajini was playins statue – statue with a lady.
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• That lady is known as statue of liberty….!
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• Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha,
• Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha…
• Maine Propose Kia SMS Se,
• Kambakth Wo Uski Shadi Tak Pending Tha……
• Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
• Papa: Haan…
• Beta: Kis se hui?
• Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
• Beta: Wahhh papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
• Ab hr msgs hamari diffrent hogi,
• dil ki aawaj dil tk send hogi,
• muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,
• aur log sochte hain jane hamari kitni girlfriends hogi…
• boys whatsapp status
• Chahe kitne bhi bade
• Writter ban jao..
• Lakia toh saare
• Guitar wale ladke hi
• Le jaenge….
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• Sali : jija ji govt. ne voting age 18yrs or shaadi ki age 21yrs kyon rkhi hai???
• Jija : Government ko pta h ki desh sambhalana aasaan h, lekin biwi ko nhi..
• Wife : I want a Blackberry or Apple on my upcoming birthday
• Husband : Pagli watermellon kha abhi season isi ka hai….
• pati- maine aaj ek sapna dekha?
• patni-kya?
• pati-ki tum kise se pyar kar rahi ho.
• Patni-kya?? tumne use pahchana?
• pati-nahi pahchan paya,kyuki mai raat mai bina chasma lagaye hi so gaya tha.
• Dil Me Sabko Aane deta hu..
• Per Shaq na kar,
• Tu Jha Basti Hai Waha
• Kisi Ko Jaane Nahi Deti..
• funny jokes, comedy jokes, hindi jokes
• Agar Aap Ki Wife
• Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti..
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• Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho,
• Kisi Ki Wife Nahi Sunti yar
• Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya…
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• Budha: Sorry..
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• Ladki: Andha hai kya…..Dikhta nah!!
• Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek handsome
• ladka us ladki se takra gaya..
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• Ladka:” Sorry…
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• Ladki:” It’s okay!!
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• Budha ladki se bolta hai “MERI
• SORRY
• KI SPELLING GALAT THI
• KYA ??