Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
⬉⬉Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy: I Love You⬇⬇
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
.
.
.
Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧬⧬I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bil⧭⧭
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don't hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪⧪Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing⬇⬈⬈
4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
⧬⧬Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti⧭⧭
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whos hot... Its U,
Whos
Charming... Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & near friend... Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me
🔝🔝True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
🔝🔝Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because🔝🔝🔝⧭
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
🔺🔺🔺I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai
(My neighbour say all this to me)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬇⬇I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧬⧬Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
⧭⧭Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
🔝🔝KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
.
.
.
.
I'm so CUTE.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Click here for answer!
(more…)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧬⧬Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
⬈⬈Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
⬈⬈Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
⧬⧬Husband: "Bloody English Language!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭⧭⧭Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai⇚⇚
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I cant,
Girlfriend:Its painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
⬉⬉Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy: I Love You⬇⬇
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
.
.
.
Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧬⧬I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bil⧭⧭
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don't hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪⧪Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing⬇⬈⬈
4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ur 5 qualities:
1---------
2---------
3---------
4---------
5---------
⧬⧬Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti⧭⧭
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whos hot... Its U,
Whos
Charming... Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & near friend... Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me
🔝🔝True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
🔝🔝Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because🔝🔝🔝⧭
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
🔺🔺🔺I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai
(My neighbour say all this to me)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬇⬇I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧬⧬Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
⧭⧭Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
🔝🔝KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
.
.
.
.
I'm so CUTE.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Click here for answer!
(more…)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧬⧬Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
⬈⬈Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
⬈⬈Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
⧬⧬Husband: "Bloody English Language!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭⧭⧭Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai⇚⇚
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