Munna bhai SMSText Messages2017

1. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
2. ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
3. Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
4. bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
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7. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
8. CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
9. ha ha ha
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12. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
13. circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
14. ager bhaga to bakra
15. aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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19. Hi,
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21. Doing nothing?
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23. Then Make a Place,
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25. 4 Me in ur Heart!!
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27. I May come there any time!
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29. Ur's Faithfully,
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31. "HeArT aTtAcK"
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34. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
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36. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
37. but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
38. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
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43. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
44. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
45. MUNNA: kaiku ?
46. CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
47. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
48. aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
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51. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
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53. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
54. tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
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56. "Battery is OK"
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