New English SMS Jokes2016

1. Husband Wanted To Call D Hospital 2 Ask About His Pregnant Wife, But Accidently Called D Cricket Stadium.
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3. He Asks, “How’s The Situation?”
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5. He Was Shocked & Nearly Died On Hearing The Reply. They Said, “It’s Fine. 4 Are Out, Hope To Get Another  6  Out By lunch, Last One Was A Duck!” 😉
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9. Once There Was A Fight in Btwn Me And A Tiger,,,
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11. I Ran Away,,,
12. Why?
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14. 2 Save the Tiger…
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16. Only 1411 R Left!!
17. Otherwise U Know Me 😉
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20. Universal Truth We Learnt:-
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22. “Sun Rises In The East”
23. Fact:- “Sun Neither Rises Nor Sets, Only Earth Rotates..!”.
24. Moral :-)
25. “Education Spoils Our Commonsense”