Short Creative Quotes Whatsapp

1. I'm drinking like there's snow tomorrow.
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3. We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
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5. I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.
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7. Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet.
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9. Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you're alive.
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11. All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.
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13. The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.
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15. The 'Earth' without 'Art' is just 'EH'.
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17. Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.
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19. There's no place like 127.0.0.1
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21. The past tense of wink is wunked.
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23. Just high fived that wall with my face.
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25. Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.
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27. Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
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29. Single? Taken? I'm just ready for summer 2016.
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31. My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
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35. How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
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37. Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
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39. I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
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41. Tough times never last, tough people do.
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43. Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard.
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45. Whenever someone says to me 'Things could be worse' I punch them in the face and say 'Like that?'
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47. 'I don't watch tv' proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
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49. That awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.
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51. Saying 'What?' And then realizing what they said a second later.
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53. I've set my 'life goals' to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving. It's all about perspective.
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55. My friends: wow what a perfect morning for a run. Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the heck back to sleep.
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57. Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
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59. Topless pictures of the Royal Family don't shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would.
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61. That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
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63. Just cause you're sleeping with someone doesn't automatically make them yours! If there's no commitment then it's all fair game!!
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65. Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?
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67. Don't make me regret letting you merge into my lane. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
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69. To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today..
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71. If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.
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73. Amazon's recommendations are like that friend who heard you say 'ninja' once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years
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75. When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, 'HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME.'
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77. the best part about this status message is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.