Wife sms No 1 Message

1. True Heart Touching Lines:
2. If I Have To !Choose Between
3. Loving You And Breathing.
4. I Will Choose My Last Breath
5. To Say I LOVE You..!
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12. Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
13. Husband is liver !and wife is kidney.
14. If liver fails, kidney fails.
15. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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19. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home,
20. I'm unde!r house arrest, by Wife
21. Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home,
22. I get Lectured hourly, by wife
23. CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home,
24. I always feel like an employee, by wife
25. Judge: I give J!ustice, but when I go home,
26. I Beg for Justice, by wife
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30. Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
31. That u were !sending me
32. Jewelry and clothes!
33. Husband: yeah, I saw
34. your dad paying the bill !!!
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38. Touching words by a father-
39. Dear So!n,
40. if U think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss are strict and harass u,..
41. Wait for a….WIFE.
42. Then,
43. U would love them All.
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47. Sapne the, sapno k aap sahil hue,
48. Na jane kaise hu!m apki pyaar k kabil hue,
49. Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal k,
50. Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue….
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54. Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls.
55. Because, if! they leave her hand
56. she’ll go for shopping.
57. It looks ROMANTIC
58. but actually it’s ECONOMIC….:D
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65. The best and mo!st beautiful things
66. in the world cannot be seen or even touched
67. - they must be felt with the heart.
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71. Biwi: Tumar!e dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai. 
72. Pati: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho?
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76. Smile make flowers alive
77. sing make birds alive
78. open u!rs eyes make sun alive
79. hum make statue alive
80. keep urs lips on my heart
81. to make me alive..
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85. Without You,
86. I Feel The Loneliness In My Life,
87. I Feel The Em!ptiness In My Heart,
88. The Hurt Is So Painful,
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90. I Love To Leave My Breath Once And For All.
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94. wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen
95. N He Is Eat!ing D Cake Prepared By Me
96. Husband: Whom should I Call
97. Now Police Or Ambulance..
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101. Boss hangs a poster in Office
102. "I AM THE! BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"
103. He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
104. "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."
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108. Message of the year:-
109. Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
110. Why? Very !simple…
111. A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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115. Laughs at !ur own mistake make ur life long.
116. (shakspear).
117. Laughs at ur wife’s mistake make ur life short.
118. (Mrs Shakspear)
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122. The relati!onship between
123. husband and wife is very psychological.
124. One is psycho and the other is logical.
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128. One million copies of a new book sold
129. In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
130. "An idea,tha!t can change your WIFE''
131. While real word was(LIFE).
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135. Doctor: Madam!, your husband needs rest 
136. and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
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138. Wife: Doc, w!hen should I give them to him? 
139. Doctor:They are for you.!!
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143. Love is Like! a Golden chain that links our hearts
144. together and if you ever break that chain you’ll break my heart forever!
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148. Kya Hai Dil Ki Haalat Bataana Nahi Aata,
149. Kisi Ko Aise Ta!dpana Nahi Aata.
150. Sunna Chahte Hai ek Baar Fir Aawaz Uski,
151. Magar Baat Karne Ka Bahaana Bhi Nahi Aata.
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155. Husband:I’l!l admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I’m right!
156. Wife:I agree! u go first!
157. Husband:OK,I’m wrong!
158. Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!
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162. Man outsi!de phone booth: Excuse me !!
163. You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
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165. haven't spoken a word..!!!
166. Man inside: I'!m talking to my wife]
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170. Husband to a newly wed wife!
171. I could go to !the end of the world for you
172. Wife:Thanks,but promise me
173. you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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177. Wife: U had lunch?
178. Husbn!d : U had lunch?
179. Wife : Im asking u.
180. Husbnd : Im asking u.
181. Wife: U copying me?
182. Husbnd: U copying me?
183. Wife: Lets go shopping
184. Husbnd: I had lunch. :D
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188. A beautiful woman
189. uses he!r lips for truth
190. her voice for kindness
191. her ears for campassion
192. her hands for charity
193. her hea!rt for love
194. for those that don’t like her,
195. she uses prayer.
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199. All Husba!!nds are like Bluetooth....
200. Always connected when wife is around...
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202. The moment wife is Away,
203. They Autom!atically start searching for the new Devices.. !!
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207. Some husban!ds hold wife’s hand in malls…
208. because, If they leave her hand she’ll go for shopping.
209. It looks romantic but actually it’s economic.
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213. I chose to !love you in silence, for in silence
214. I find no rejection. I chose to love you in your loneliness,
215. for in your loneliness no one owns you, but me!