- Teacher: What is your caste?
- Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
- Phir Rajput hue,
- Phir Sharma ho gaye,
- Abhi hai Darzi….
- Aaage Mummy ki marzi
- Ek bar karo na plz…
- Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
- Plz karo naaa…
- Muje acha lage ga…
- Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
- Kar do na plz…
- Ek pyara sa SMS!
- A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
- A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
- Man: No, I work in a condom factory n
- these r customers’ complaints.
- Sardar: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
- Friend: Acha wo kaise?
- Sardar: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
- mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!
- Mother, to her teenage daughter, -
- I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
- Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?
- English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
- Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
- Pehle kiss karo,
- Phir palang per leta do,
- Phir chaddi utar do,
- Phir niche haath lagao,
- Aur check karo k
- Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na
- He came at night, exposed my body,
- got on top of me, touched me,
- he bit, sucked, swallowed,
- when he was satisfied, he left
- I was hurt . . .
- Bloody…
- Mosquito !
- Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
- se nikla aur chala gaya.
- Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
- Kyu…
- Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!
- Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain
- Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
- Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
- Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa
- Teri sula ke lu,
- Ya bitha ke lu,
- Ya tujhe karu khada,
- Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
- Ab tu hi bata
- Ki mein teri…
- Photo kaise lu
- Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
- Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?
- Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!
- Last night I went to bed without u.
- Cold, thinking of u,
- Missing ur warmth,
- Your soft touch against my skin.
- Where were u last night?
- My blanket…
- Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
- A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
- Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai...
- Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
- Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
- Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
- Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
- Man came home,
- Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
- He shoots his Friend.
- Wife says, if you behave like this,
- You will lose all your friends.
- Father: You should marry this girl.
- She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati.
- Son: I'll have to marry my girlfriend coz she's Garbhavati.
- Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
- Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
- Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
- Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai.
- Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.
- A student: Teacher I know few more.
- Teacher: What?
- Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex.....
- A couple had a fight one night
- Going to bed Husband says:
- Good night mother of my 3 kids.
- Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
- It’s the thing that satisfies
- Your mind, body & soul!
- Do it on bed, on a sofa,
- In the car or anywhere!
- It’s called Prayer!
- God bless your naughty mind!
- HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE:that you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
- Judge: U want 2 divorce ur husband 4 threatening u wid a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him 4 threatening of every night wid dead weapons.
- Ladki: Mom, mera balatkar ho gaya..
- Mom: thodi mirchi kha le..
- Ladki: Kya me is se pregnant nhi rahungi?
- Mom: Nahi,Chehre se
- chudai ki khushi kam ho jaegi
- Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,”please santa send me a brother”
- Santa wrote back,
- “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
- hohoho!.Ü
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