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  • #Wo keh k chaly k ab hm sirf tmhary khwabon mai aaingy bhanchod neend hi nai aati khwab kya lundaaingy
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  • #SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B V se jaan raat ko kuch maza aya B V aap ko aaya SHOHAR Bihat B V dekh len aaj tk kisi ko shikayat nai hui

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  • #Boy Can i touch ur Software Girl First show me ur Hardware Boy Should i install it in ur System Girl Cover it with Anti Virus then Install

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  • #Imran Hashmi on Cosmetic Shop Ek Lipstick Dena Shopkeeper Kaun sa Color Imran Hashmi Bhai Color ko Choro Bas Taste Acha hona Chaiyay

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  • #If girl vomits her parents ask kon tha wo Kamina If boy vomits Kaminay kahan pi k aya hai MORAL No matter whoever vomits the boys are always kainay

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  • #Sardarni I m pregnant Sardar Jee main tu England mai tha Sardarni aap ki photo thi na mere paas Sardar Jhoot mat bolo photo tu sirf kamar tak hi thi

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  • #Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
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  • #A Toilet is like a committee meeting People come with lot of pressure sit create a lot of noise and ultimately DROP THE MATTER
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  • #Anti Misba ne family planning Capsule kha lya 10 din bad payt se awaz aai Madam ye capsule family planning Ka hai Mohala Planning ka nhi

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  • #Sardar ur Anti Misba ki Suhagrat Anti Misba Sardar g khuch aysa kro k main khush ho jao Sardar ne Anti Misba ko khush krne k lye BHANGRA dalna shuru kr dya

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  • #sardar ji ke makhi lar gai sardar ji doctorpas k pas jane lage to bivi boli ye lo 10 rupees doctor se kehna dard ki dawa de de aur sogen rehne de

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  • #Father to Son Agar es bar tu fail hua to mujhe apna baaf mat kehna Next Day Father kiya bana result ka Son Bas Bashir Bhai mat pocho
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  • #Phooli huyi roti kacchi nahi hoti aansu bahaanewali har ladki sacchi nahi hoti jo bhi mile thok de mere dost kyunki BRA pahananewali ladki BACCHI nahi hoti

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  • #phooli hui roti kachi nahi hoti har ronewali larki sachi nahi hoti jo bhi mile thok de mere dost kyoki bra pahnane wali bachi nahi hoti

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  • what is the difference Between a new husband a new dog After a year the dog is still excited to see u

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  • #Consequences of American life style The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband Darling Come quick Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

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  • #ghadi detergent walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi why because they said pehle istemaal karo phir vishwas karo

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  • #Why were males created before females Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

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  • #Doctor to Lady U r looking so weak and exhausted Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised Lady Oh my God I heard 3 Males per day
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  • #Wife going to USA Wife Do u want anything from USA Husband Yeah an english girl Wife returns from USA Husband where s my gift Wife wait for 9 months

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  • #1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha 58kg Sandal utari 56kg Jacket utari 53kg Fir duppata 52kg or coin khatam 1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga

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  • #Man Teases his ex wife s new husband So dude how was the second hand stuff New husband Not bad After the first 3 inches she was brand new

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  • #Anti Misba Ab mera tumhara koe rishta nahi rahaa Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu Major Rohail oka y Lets start with Kisses

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  • Doctor sorry Major sab Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte Wo ab last stage pe hy Major Rohail koe baat nhe Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr STAGE pr perform kr skte hai

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  • Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD dosto Ko dekha k both pachhtaya kyu Major Rohail shadi wali CD mei se SUHAG RAT wala scene delete krna bhool gya tha
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  • #Major Rohail yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho Pathan ek truck driver meri b v ko bhga k le gya tha Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab wapas krne ayaa hy

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  • #Anti Misba mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu kyu k aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi Sardar khush ho k Begum usay ek moqa aur do

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  • #Major Rohail Dr sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se Smell aati hy Dr kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi
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  • #1960 s girl Ami ma jeans pehn lon Ami Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey 2010 s girls Can i wear jeans Mom Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka wasta kuch to pehn le

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  • #Obama ne mallika se pucha hai kya tumne imran hashmi ka chusa hai mallika Madharchod gade murde Q khodta hai Dum hai to Aake Q nahi chodta hai

  • Lal lal hotho pe gori kiska nam hai Lal lak hotho pe gori kiska nam hai hoth pe nam hai to chodya vanchi le ne V lucky

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  • Kid How does a vagina look before sex Pedro Like a lovely pink rose Kid And after sex Pedro Ever seen a Bulldog eating mayonnaise

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  • #4 kutte 1 kutia ko thok rahe the ek aunty ne use dekha aur ro pada ek bache ne puchha aunty kya hua aunty ne kaha kuchh nahi beta college ke din yaad aa gaye

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  • 3Kintilal newspaper padh rahe the biwi kya padh rahe ho kntilal gusse me maa ka bhosda biwi to shani 6 kaho na k janmabhumi padh rahe ho

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  • #Rape case vakil bhenji kya hua tha 1st isne mujhe giraya fir bhanji fir boluse fada fir bhanji fir petikot fada fir bhenji fir apki behan chud gye bhaisaab

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  • #Maun vrat ke din wife husdand ko boobs hilake dikha rhi thi husband lund hilane laga wife gusse me mere matlab h dudhwaia kab ayega husbnd mera matlab 1 ghant m

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  • Sardar Tum baby ko kya pilati ho Biwi Dudh aur orange juice Sardar O Tune kabhi bataya nhi orange juice kis side se aata hai

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  • Lady Tcher Bachho batao Samosa or kachori me kya fark he 1 Saitan Bachha bola Madam Br pehenogi to Samosa dikhega Nhi pehenogi to kachori

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  • #Maa Beti Tum jis LADKE se PYAR krti ho wo to GARIB or UNPADH he BETI Nhi MAA Wo To Doctor Banega Usne To Meri Wo Bimari Thik Krdi Jo Muje Hr Mahine Hoti Thi

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  • #Teacher Baccho ye batao jo Log galat kaam karte hai wo kahan jate hai 1 Ladki Sharmate hue Sir Yaha k Log HOTEL me or Gaon me Sarso k khet me Jate hai
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  • #I love the way you make me happy and the ways you show your care I love the way you say I Love You and the way you re always there

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  • #Shes down on her knees Eager to please Wid a throb of his nob in her gob Wid a tingle in his belly his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job
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  • 3Wat s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty ANS When U pull a curtain it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins

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  • #Akash gandu ko apni chudai ka bahut shouk tha wo ek din me jab tak 10 bar gand nahi marwat tab tak use chain nahi milta

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  • use barish achhi lagti h or mujhe barish me wo mujhe wo achhi lagti h par use koi orrr is liye maa chudaye barish or maa chudaye wo

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  • Elephant camel se ye bhagwan ne tujhe boobs peeth par kyun diye hain Camel ja be bhosdike jinke chehre pr lund latakta hai mai usse baat nhi krta

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  • #Girl to dr Boyfriend ka bahut lamba hai Andar jate hi liverse takrata hai Dr Uska chota kardu Girl nababa na bus liver thoda uper ka do
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  • #Ladko ko Ladkiyo k bade bade pasand hote hai or jab wo chalti hai to unke hilte hue bahut piyare lagte hai Kya Socho Nahi pata Un k pyare pyare Bade baal
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  • 3beta mom ye gf kya hoti h mom jab tum bade hokar achhe ladke ban jaoge to tume b ek milegi beta agar achha ladka nahi bana to mom to fir bahut milegi
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  • #dad ne sex krte wqt son ko balcony me bitha k kaha mohalle me jo ho rha h wo batana son tinku ki maa b chud rhi h dad tujhe kese pata son wo b bacony me betha h
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  • 3#1 call girl subah subah naha dho kar appni panty main agarbitti ghuma rahi thi dosre nay pocha ye keya kar rahi ho woh boli dukan kholnay ka time ho gy

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  • daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE

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  • Man Sex ho jaye Wife No Man Jewellary le dunga Wife No Man Car le dunga Wife No No No Beta so raha tha bich me bola Meri marlo Cycle ladena

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  • Peter Boss Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai Ajeet Ek Mona Doosra Sona aur Tisra Mona ke saath Sona

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  • Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha Maa mere pitaji kaise the Maa boli Pata nahi beta Piche se aaye the aur piche se hi chale gaye
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  • Girl to her mother Mama main kaise paida hui thi Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi Girl Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda karte the

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  • Galib darling aaj raat ko hum bilkul blue film jaise sex karenge wife ok lekin do teen aadmi aap layenge ya main bulaau

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  • Biwi Ne aam Khaya Or Zor 2 Se Breast Hilane Lgi Pati Ne Poocha Ye Kya Kr Rhi Ho Biwi Sharma Kar Boli Jee Mai Apke Liye Mango Shake Bana Rhi hu

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  • Har wish ho puri Sex se na ho duri Lund apka khada rahe Chut me pada rahe Ladki apka lauda chuse Boobs apke mu me thuse Karte raho chu

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  • Lund pa aitbaar kisko hai mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai

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  • Jab bhiga sa lage alam tumhe bhigi si lage raat tumhe bhiga sa lage sara janhan tumhe to Uth jana pagal tune SuSu ke di hogi

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  • Lady 2 jyotish kya meri zindagi me daulat ki lakeer hai Jyotish hanji apke pas to daulat ki 2 lakire hai 1 aage 2 pichhe ab aapki marzi jis se chaho kamao
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  • Son Dad aaj maine techer ke sath sex kiya Dad ye hui na mardo wali bat beer piyega Son nahi dad abhi gand bahut dhukh rahi hai

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  • Ek baar santa church gya aur light chali gyi tbi chrch ka ghanta baja ton Santa Teri pehen di undertaker aa gya oye

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  • BOY Aunty ke pairo ke bich kya he Uncle SWARG Boy OR APKE UN Swarg ke tale ki chabi Boy To tala badal do pure mohale ke pas duplicate CHABI H
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  • GIRL Xcuse me brothr dats my seat BOY Ok bt im not ur brother My DAD nevr fucked urMOM GIRL True bt my DAD fucked ur MOM MORAL Ladkia b ab madrchod ho gyi hai

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  • GIRL Xcuse me brothr dats my seat BOY Ok bt im not ur brother My DAD nevr fucked urMOM GIRL True bt my DAD fucked ur MOM MORAL Ladkia b ab madrchod ho gyi hai

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  • GIRL Xcuse me brothr dats my seat BOY Ok bt im not ur brother My DAD nevr fucked urMOM GIRL True bt my DAD fucked ur MOM MORAL Ladkia b ab madrchod ho gyi hai
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  • Nafrt Kya Hoti Hai Hum Nahi Jante Zindgi Ko Hum Apna Nahi Mante Gum Mile Itne Ki Ehsas Nahi Hota Koi Pyar B Kare To VISVAAS Nhi Hota

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  • Lund Or Zuban Me Kya Samanta H 2no Me Haddi Nahi H 2n Pe Kabu Rkhna Mushkil H 2 Se Pichkari Mar Sakte H 2 Ko Tarah Tarah Ki Item Chkhne Ka shokhai

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  • marzi Ka Sex Pap Nahi Hota Piche se Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap nahi HOta COndom Zarur Lagana Mere DOst Kyuki Chodate Waqt Lund Ke Pass Dimag

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  • In a Lip Kiss 0 7g Protein 0 45g Fat 0 19g Chemical 50 Variety Of Bacteria Will Die This Is ScientiFically Proven So Catch Ur Lover Start Kissing

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  • Lady Bahut Dino Baad Mayke Jaa Rahi thi Pati Kuch chahiye Lady apna La_nd Kat K Dedo Muje Maza bhi aata Rahega or aap Par shak b nahi Hoga
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  • Biwi Ne aam Khaya Or Zor 2 Se Breast Hilane Lgi Pati Ne Poocha Ye Kya Kr Rhi Ho Biwi Sharma Kar Boli Jee Mai Apke Liye Mango Shake Bana Rhi hu

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  • Pati Jaan aj Mood Ho rha H Wife Na Aaj Nai Pati Aa jao Yar Wife Na Child Papa rape kr lo Ya Mutth Mar K So Jao tang mat karo Subah school jana h

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  • Husband wife sath me ja rhe the ek ladki ne hello kiya wife kon thi ye husband tum plz dimak mat kharab karo ab usko b batana h k tum kon ho

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  • Karay jao Karay jao Karay jao baysharmon ki tarah SMS receive kare jao Kabhi reply na kerna

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  • Shayar Galib ne arz kiya salvar k niche se pani lal ata hai Salvar k niche 6 pani lal ata hai kya meri masuka ka bhosada bhi pan khata hai Hirus

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  • Boy hme to apno ne tuta gro m kha dm tha ksti vha dubi jha pani km tha girl tu to gandu tha teri gand m kaha dam tha vha kya maa chudane gya tha jha pani km tha
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  • pappu tera baap Dr hai or tu bimar ho gya sharm ki baat h Santa Sharm ki baat to ye h ki ter baap condom bechta h or tu phor bi paida ho gaya saal kutt

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  • Indian Government New Slogan For Family Planning Hum Do Hamare Do Control Nahi Hota To Muh Me Do
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  • Grlfrnd Se Ghar K Bahar Der Tk Sexy Batein Krte Krte Ashiq Ki Pant Me Halchal Shuru Hui To Vo Bola Janu Andr Chale Hum Teeno Kb Tk Ese Khade Rahenge

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  • shaadi k 3 din pehle dulha Raand k pass SEX KARN GAYA usne uske lund pe kaat khya wo doctr ne lund k charo or desing kardi AB

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  • Boy bhai saab ek condom dena girl friend ko gift dena he Shopkeeper is pe gift cover chadhadu Boy are yahi to cover he gift to mere paas he

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  • damad ji pahali baar sasural gaye goan walo se majak m wole yahan koi timepaas cheej hai goan wale dukhi hokar wole nahi babu pahle ek thi par use to aap legaye
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  • muddat se thi jinki lene ki aas chute deedar ko dil me daba liya jab suni khabar kisi se unke chudane ki raat ko itni maari mutth ki apna topa suja liya

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  • arz kiya hai ki wo aay aapke sapne me or swapndosh ho gaya wah wah wo aayi aapke sapne me or swapdosh ho gaya uski bhi ijjat bach gayi aapko bhi santos ho gaya

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  • Teacher What is the difference between Call Girl Girlfriend and Wife Student replied Prepaid Postpaid Unlimited

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  • Muhaware 1 Gaand khujana Chintan karna 2 Gaand ghisna Parishram karna 3 Gaand dikhana Samasya se dur bhagna 4 Gaand me ungli karna samasya khadi karna

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  • Madam ne class me apne baby ko dudh pilati huyi boli ole ale ale mera beta dudh pikar Dr Banega student madam thoda hame pilado compaunder hi ban jayenge

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  • husband suhagart k din tere bin me dekhu na subha Wife harami phir kya rat se sham tak ma chodta rahta ha kya

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  • Samne bala girlshostel me kai mal he aur kai tal he wah Wah pura to padhle bhosdike samne bl ghostel me kai mal he aur tu unka gand ka bal he

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  • Arj kiya hai Na asman me chhed karna hai na jameen ko khodna hai Bas Kal RUBI ki gand fati thi aaj JULI ki ma chodna hai

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  • 2 men went to a call girl 1st went in come out said na my wife is better 2nd went in come out said right ur wife is much better dost

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  • Confidence dekho Mallika ne tailor ko 1 rumal dekar kaha mere 2 dress bana dena Ab aap tailor ka confidence dekho Madam baki k kpde ka kya karna hai
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  • Psychology of life At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed

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  • Beti Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur me uske sath bhag rhi hu Baap Thnk u mere paise or time dono bach gaye Beti Main letter padh rhi hun jo mummy chor k gai h
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  • Aurat Hakim se Mujhe Doodh nhi aata Hakm Choos k check karna padega Aurat Thik hai pehle Abbajaan ko check kr lo unko 2 din se Peshab nhi aaya

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  • Imandaari Ki Misaal 1ladki Ka Gang Rap Ho Raha Tha Wo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thi KaminoKutto Koi to Condom Lagalo Nahi To Sabko Aids Ho Jayega

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  • Boy girl go 2hotel girl orders costly items Boy maa k ghar me bhi yahi khati ho kya G nahi par maa dinner k baad meri choot nahi maarti

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  • Bhojpuri Hsbnd Suhagrat ko Apni Biwi Se Bola Aaj to HUM tohar Maa Chod deb Bhojpuri Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha k boli aur e k ka tohar Baapu aai k Chodi

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  • Ek Doctr Suhaag Raat ko Biwi Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Biwi Ye Tumhara Apna Hee Hai na Doctr Kya Matlab Bi Doctors Ke Pass Aksar sample hote hain

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  • tufano se panga lena magar hamse nhi kyoki jin tufano me logo ke ashiyane ujad jate hai unhi tufano me hum apni CHADDI sukhate hai

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  • 2 men went 2 a callgirl 1st went in came out n said my wife is better 2nd went in came out n said u r ryt ur wife is much better

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  • Ek Doctr Suhaag Raat ko Biwi Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Biwi Ye Tumhara Apna Hee Hai na Doctr Kya Matlab Bi Doctors Ke Pass Aksar sample hote hain
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  • Bhojpuri Hsbnd Suhagrat ko Apni Biwi Se Bola Aaj to HUM tohar Maa Chod deb Bhojpuri Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha k boli aur e k ka tohar Baapu aai k Chodi

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  • Josh bhare lund ko tukraya nahi karte u choot dikha k guzar jaya nahi karte kya hua agar mera ghar mahal nahi kya jhopdi me log chudwaya nahi karte

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  • Madam machar se aids felta h ya nhi Student nhi Madam explain kro Studnt madam ji machar dunk marta h Gaand nhi

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  • Apology letter to discharged patient Sir Lab results confirm tht red rash around ur penis was nt cancer it was lipstick We aplogize for cutting it
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  • Hv u observed Beautiful ladies have small boobs ugly ladies have big boobs y bcoz Quality hai to Quantity nhi Quantity hai to Quality nhi

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  • Indian Government s New Slogan For Family Planning Hum Do Hamare Do Control Nahi Hota To Mooh Mai Do Ya Phir Gaand Mai Do

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  • Lover darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti Lady Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai ki usske alawa kisi k bhi samne Chaddi nahi utarungi

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  • Bahu kya apka beta ulta paida hua saas Q B wo lund muh me ghusata hai aur chut me ungli karta h ungli se chut shaant hoti to mai shadi kyu karti
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  • Shayar Galib ne arz kiya hai Unchi GAND ZIRAF ki dekh kabira roe Unchi GAND ZIRAF ki dekh kabira roe Aisi GAND kis kam ki jo mar sake na koe

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