girls boys sms jokes & messages

• 👇 आज का भविष्य 👇
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• सपने में किसी दोस्त का रूम दिखाई दे तो
• इसका मतलब है..
• की किसी पुरानी girlfriend से मुलाकात होगी। 😜
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• आज का ज्ञान !!!
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• जिस छोरी ने स्कूल में वाद-विवाद प्रतियोगिता जीती हो,
• भूल से भी उससे ब्याह ना करें ! 😃😜😃
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• Ladki Saath Ho Toh Restaurant Ka Bill
• Ladki Door Ho Toh Mobile Ka Bill
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• Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye Toh
• Daru Ka Bill
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• Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.. 😜 😛
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• इतना संस्कारिक कलयुग आ गया है कि
• लड़की कि विदाई के वक्त..
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• माँ बाप से ज्यादा तो मोहल्ले के लड़के रो देते है.
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• जब दो लडकियाँ आपस में मिलती हैं
• तो एक सेल्फ़ी ले लेती हैं।
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• जब दो लड़के आपस में मिलते हैं तो
• एक हाफ़ ले लेते हैं। 😜 😜 🍻 🍺
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• ऑटो ड्रायवर की सीट के पीछे
• बहुत ही मस्त लाइन लिखी थी ..!!
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• कपल्स के लिए –
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• भारत की संस्कृति में सब कुछ बिकता है..
• इज्जत से बैठिए आईने में सब कुछ दिखता है.!! 😀
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• लडकियों कि दो समस्याएं
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• 1 . कैसे कुत्ते की तरह देख रहा है
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• 2. कुत्ता देख भी नहीं रहा है
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• अब कुत्ता क्या करे।।। 😜
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• Ladki:- Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.. 😒
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• Ladka:- Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.. 😫
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• Ladki:- Acha chalo.. papa aa gaye, bye.. 😝
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• Height of smiley
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• Boy:- Kya kal rat tum party me thi..?
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• Girl:- 🐘
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• Boy:- Yeh kya!!!
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• Girl:- Ha thi.. 😜😜⁠⁠⁠⁠
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• सन 1970 में:- दूल्हा सोचता था.
• दहेज़ में रेडियो मिल जाए,
• सन 1980 में:- दहेज़ में सायकल मिल जाये,
• सन 1990 में:- दहेज़ में बाईक मिल जाए,
• सन 2000 में:- दहेज़ में कार मिल जाए,
• सन 2015 में:- बस बिना बॉय फ्रेंड वाली दुल्हन
• मिल जाए और कुछ भी नहीं चाहिए।
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• *Shaadi dot com chats*
• Boy – khana bana leti ho
• Girl – nahi
• Boy – aur kuch bana leti ho?
• Girl – haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu!! 😀
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• Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
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• Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
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• Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!! 😉 😀
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• Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check karna hai.. Aap meri help kar do plz..
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• Pappu use ek zor ki laat marta hai aur ladki gir jati hai.
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• Pappu: tera balance to bahot kharab hai!! 😀
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• Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
• Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
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• Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
• Maal To Jhakkass hai..
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• Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.. 😀
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• Ladkiyo ki problems:
• Agar Koi ladka kisi ladki se jayda baat kare to girl says: chipku!!
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• Kam baat kare to.. ignore kar raha hai mujhe.
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• Girls ke msg ka reply na do to she says:
• ghamndi, attitude hai kafi is ladke me!!
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• Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
• latest jokes 2015 in hindi
• www hindimessage com
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• Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
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• Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!!! 😀
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• Last night my boyfriend
• and I got into a fight.
• I told him to get what’s his and leave.
• He picked me up and walked out the door.
• I really love him 😊 😊
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• Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe The.
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• OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi Humari ‘SANSKRITI’ Hai.?
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• BOY: Nahi Uncle, Ye To ‘ANJLI’ Hai,
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• Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo.
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• Letter to girlfriend
• To,
• My dear GF.
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• Subject: Breakup
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• Darling,
• As u know that bjp govt. Increase service tax from 12.30% to 14 % and so I m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for u ..!!
• Jitni galtiyan hui Chota bhai samjhkarr maaf karr dena..
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• Thank you!!
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• Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
• funny sms 2015 in hindi
• boy vs girls jokes
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• Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati..
• 1) Tum na bohat woh ho
• (pata nahi woh se kya matlab hai.. ?? banda soch main per jaata hai)
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• 2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi..
• (to phir kya umeed thi)
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• 3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.
• (to phir main pehle kesa tha ??)
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• 4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hun…
• (sach Bol kar pitna thori hai)
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• 5) Im very selfish na..
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• Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,
• Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!
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• Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,
• Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!! 😆
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• Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
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• Aaj offer aaya hai..
• Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye.. 😀
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• Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
• Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi..
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• Phoolo ka raja,
• Baharo ka shahzada..
• Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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• Dil todh kar chala gaya..
• KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
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• GF: Kya Soch rahe ho!!
• BF: Valentines Day ka program..
• GF: Kya socha!!
• BF: Tum subah subah aa sakti ho kya..!!
• Mujhe baad me ‘Bajrang Dal’ wali ke sath jana hai . 😀
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• He: I am in love with you totally.
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• She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla! 😆
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• Agar pati parmeshver hai
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• Boy friend bhi
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• Chota mota devta mana ja sakta hai!! 😀
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• Boys Ki SALARY aur Girl Ka PERIODS
• Ek Jesi Hoti hai.
• 30din Me 1bar Aati Hai aur
• 5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He.
• Late Aye To Tension aur Na Aaye To
• Samjho Watt Lag Gayi..
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• Facebook pe ladki kisi bhi desh ki ho,
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• Sabse zyada commnts hum Indians ke hi hote hain..!! 😀
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• Jaan-pehchaan hote hi
• ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
• ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano..
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• hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho!!
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• Auto driver ki seat ke piche
• Bahut mast lines likhi thi, couples ke liye-
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• Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai,
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• Izzat se baithe
• Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.!! 
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• 1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
• chakku se mar raha tha!!!
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• 2nd Girl: Tu dar mat
• agar sapne sach hote to me
• roz subah pregnant hoti..!! 😆
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• Girl to Boy- Tum kitne bhai behan ho..
• Boy- 6
• Girl- Kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam nahi tha kya..
• Boy- Tum kitne ho.
• Girl- 1
• Boy- Kyo Baap me Dum nahi tha kya…!!
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• Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
• good morning sms double meaning
• joke girl boy
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• Horror movie dekh kar dar jane wale ladko..
• Dar kya hota hai us bande se pucho
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• Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho gaye!! 😆
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• Hansti thi hansaati thi,
• dil ko bahut bhati thi,
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• dekh dekh sarmaati thi,
• phir andar se muskurati thi,
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• aaj pata chala ke woh,
• khud toh pagal thi,
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• mujhe bhi pagal banaati thi..
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• Arz Kiya Hai….
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• Normal friend thi wo meri,
• achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
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• Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi,
• BOSSDKi pregnancy test me pass ho gayi… 😆
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• Boy: Can i Kiss u?
• Girl: Condom laye ho?
• Boy: kiss k liye condom?
• Girl: sharif to aise ban rahe ho
• jaise kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2015 ka Calender tangoge!! :roll:
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• BOY : I want to be in a relationship.
• GIRL : Its okay but under one condition.
• BOY : Which one ?
• GIRL : No s3x, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.
• BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition.
• GIRL : Which one ?
• BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!
• GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu!!
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• Girl: Life is Great, Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu ….
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• Boy: Pagli, tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho jaayega..
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• Most Emotional and heart touching lines said by a boy to his gf during breakup..
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• Jaanu kum se kum thandi ka season to nilkal jane do…
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• Wo boli ki kuchh aisa karo ki
• main romantic ho Jaun…
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• Maine apna memory card he de diya..!!!
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• kuchh to bol jokes shayre
• www gujarati girl syri jocks wallpaper com
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• Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant..
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• Boyfrned: Are u Sure, Ye mera BacchaHai.
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• Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:
• Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega..???
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• Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
• tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na..
• Ladka: Nahi to..
• Ladki: Me sab janti hu..
• Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai..
• Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo..
• Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!
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• A girl calls a boy: Ghar pe koi nai hai..!!
• Aa jaao, Aish karenge!!!
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• Boy (shocked): Abhi to tere saath 2 baar kar ke lauta hu?
• Girl: Oh, Sorry! Phir se tumhe hi lag gaya! 😆
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• Awesome message by a True Boyfriend:
• She broke my heart, I broke her
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• Iphone 6
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• Baaki khud hisaab laga lo
• kaun Zyada roya hoga..!! 😀
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• True feelings of boys:
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• Jab ek ladki tumhe apna best friend banakar..
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• Aapke kandhe par sir rakh kar roti hai na..
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• Toh ghanta samajh nahi aata ke kya sahi hai aur kya galat.. :O 😀
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• A boy calls his EX-
• Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you..
• Gal : Awwwww.. even i miss you..kaunsi movie dekhi?
• Boy : Ek thi daayan :P:D
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• A girl puts status on Facebook:
• Feeling fresh…!!!
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• Boy comments:
• Tatti kar li kya??
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• *blocked forever*
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• Boy: Hey i bought a new iPhone 6
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• Girl: Wow.. Konsi company ka???
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• Boy: Ja behen tu ghar ja,
• reebok ka laya hun.
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• Girl: Mujhe dard ho raha hai.
• Boy: Rum 10 tak gino main nikal lunga.
• Girl: ok
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