⧭Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai.. ⧭Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai.. Dil to karta hai…sudhar jaoon magar.. ⧭Kamvali aaj fir bheeg ke aai hai..
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Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.. Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.. Use jo mohabbat samjhe.. Woh sabse bada gadha hai..
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Ankho me aansu.. chehre par hansi hai.. Saanso me aahein.. Dil me bebasi hai.. Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki.. darwaje mein ungli fansi hai..
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⧭Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad.. Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad.. Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye.. Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad..!!!
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⧭Don’t Kiss A Lady Police.. She Will Say, Hands Up !!! Don’t Kiss A Lady Doctor.. She Will Say, Next Please !!! Always Kiss A Lady Teacher.. She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Time !!!
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⧭1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
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⧭Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 – I S⧭ee MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home
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There have been many time in 2011 when I may disturbed you troubled u irritated u bugged u . . . . today I just wanna tell you . . . . I plan to continue it in 2012.
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शायद आपको आज से पहले यह नहीं पता होगा लेकिन एक बार रजनीकांत कौन बनेगा करोड़पति की हॉट सीट पर बैठे थे और कम्प्यूटर को सवाल पूछने के लिए लाइफ लाइन लेनी पड़ी।
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शायद आपको यह नहीं पता होगा रजनीकांत ने अभी कुछ दिन पहले फेसबुक को अपनी फ्रेंड लिस्ट में ऐड ⧭किया है।
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Rajnikant ⧭शायद आपको आज से पहले यह नहीं पता होगा लेकिन रजनीकांत पांच अलग-अलग भाषाओं में सीटी बजा सकते हैं।
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⧭Self Protection with heavy Flirt .. . . . Teacher:” Why are u sleeping in the class ..??? . . Student:” Your voice is so sweet that’s why i am getting sleep.. . . Teacher:” Then why other students are not sleeping ..??? . . Student:” They aren’t listening to u mam…
Aalu Or Bhindi Ka Pyaar Bada Purana
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Ek aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja, Bhindi ne usko phone kar ke Bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut up,, Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur Uss ne phir ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭Boy To Girl.. – Tum Merey Sath Film Dkhney Chalogi.. Girl.. – Nahi.. Boy.. – Kyon..? Girl.. – Wahan Tm Mujhsey Flirt Karoge.. Boy.. – Nahi Karunga.. Girl.. – Touch Karney Ki Kosis Karoge.. Boy.. – Nahi Karunga.. ⬉Girl.. – Mujhey Kiss Karogey.. Boy.. – Nahi Karunga.. Girl.. – To Merey Sath Film Dekhney Kyon
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⧭A GF is not one who says, . . . “Main teri kismat me nahi, tum mujhe bhul jao”………… . . . A true GF is one who says, . . . . . . “Tu padhai pe dhyan de…….. placement ke baad ghar se utha kr le jana…? :-*
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⧭Superb Thought..! “A Person Who Believes In Working.. Will Always Have A Job… . But A Person Who ⧭Thinks “Kon Kare..”..Will Always Be A Boss”
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Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.. Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.. Use jo mohabbat samjhe.. Woh sabse bada gadha hai..
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Ankho me aansu.. chehre par hansi hai.. Saanso me aahein.. Dil me bebasi hai.. Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki.. darwaje mein ungli fansi hai..
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⧭Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad.. Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad.. Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye.. Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad..!!!
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⧭Don’t Kiss A Lady Police.. She Will Say, Hands Up !!! Don’t Kiss A Lady Doctor.. She Will Say, Next Please !!! Always Kiss A Lady Teacher.. She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Time !!!
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⧭1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
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⧭Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 – I S⧭ee MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home
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There have been many time in 2011 when I may disturbed you troubled u irritated u bugged u . . . . today I just wanna tell you . . . . I plan to continue it in 2012.
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शायद आपको आज से पहले यह नहीं पता होगा लेकिन एक बार रजनीकांत कौन बनेगा करोड़पति की हॉट सीट पर बैठे थे और कम्प्यूटर को सवाल पूछने के लिए लाइफ लाइन लेनी पड़ी।
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शायद आपको यह नहीं पता होगा रजनीकांत ने अभी कुछ दिन पहले फेसबुक को अपनी फ्रेंड लिस्ट में ऐड ⧭किया है।
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Rajnikant ⧭शायद आपको आज से पहले यह नहीं पता होगा लेकिन रजनीकांत पांच अलग-अलग भाषाओं में सीटी बजा सकते हैं।
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⧭Self Protection with heavy Flirt .. . . . Teacher:” Why are u sleeping in the class ..??? . . Student:” Your voice is so sweet that’s why i am getting sleep.. . . Teacher:” Then why other students are not sleeping ..??? . . Student:” They aren’t listening to u mam…
Aalu Or Bhindi Ka Pyaar Bada Purana
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Ek aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja, Bhindi ne usko phone kar ke Bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut up,, Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur Uss ne phir ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭Boy To Girl.. – Tum Merey Sath Film Dkhney Chalogi.. Girl.. – Nahi.. Boy.. – Kyon..? Girl.. – Wahan Tm Mujhsey Flirt Karoge.. Boy.. – Nahi Karunga.. Girl.. – Touch Karney Ki Kosis Karoge.. Boy.. – Nahi Karunga.. ⬉Girl.. – Mujhey Kiss Karogey.. Boy.. – Nahi Karunga.. Girl.. – To Merey Sath Film Dekhney Kyon
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⧭A GF is not one who says, . . . “Main teri kismat me nahi, tum mujhe bhul jao”………… . . . A true GF is one who says, . . . . . . “Tu padhai pe dhyan de…….. placement ke baad ghar se utha kr le jana…? :-*
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⧭Superb Thought..! “A Person Who Believes In Working.. Will Always Have A Job… . But A Person Who ⧭Thinks “Kon Kare..”..Will Always Be A Boss”
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