Politics SMSText Messages2017

⧭⧭A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his⧬⧬ share of the credit.
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⧭⧭The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that"⧬⧬s out always looks the best.

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🔼🔼Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?
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Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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🔀🔀Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

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🔀🔀The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
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🔝🔝A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
"The return of phoolan devi",
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

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🔝Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
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Mankind will 🔝🔝never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.

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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""

ha koi muqabla karne wala

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⧬Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water⬈

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-⬇Qillat !!


In politics,
your enemies cant hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

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⧭I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts⧭⧭⧭

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⧭Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wron⧭g remedy.

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

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⧭The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a ⧭pollution of democracy.

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⧭Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by ⧫promising to protect each from the other.
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⧭Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of ⧭responsibility at the other.

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⧭Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs🔝 right.