NEW POLITICAL JOKES BEST

1. Political Jokes: Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them
2. jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that
3. controls you?"
4. And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
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6. A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.
7. He said, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the
8. body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But
9. if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill,
10. the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort
11. little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will
12. not compromise."
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15. At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of
16. being "lifeless as a statue."
17. "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated. "When elected, the people of
18. America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am."
19. Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, "Honey, you have
20. a pigeon on your head."
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22. Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.