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  • Bhabhi Ne Tumhari Ghar Aane Se Pahale....
  • Bahut Sitam Dhahaya Hai. !!
  • Khila Jamaal Ghota Baratiyon Ko,
  • Pakhane Mein Doudaya Hai...!!


  • Do Saale Hain Aur Kaale-Kaale Hain....
  • Jaise Ki Sarkari Saand..!!
  • Dahej Ke Naam Par Apni Hathni Bahan,
  • Ka Haath Thamaya Hai.....!!!

  • Ek Sadhu Hai Bada Bechara Lagata Hai....
  • Naya Bhi Dikhta Hai..!!
  • Phere Se Pahale Likh Parchi Sasural,
  • Ka Kanun Samajhaya Hai...!!

  • Chaar Saaliyon Mein Apni-Badi Chod....
  • Do Matwali Hain..!!
  • Dayein Kat Chunti Bayein Kat Chunti,
  • Zannt Mein Pahunchaya Hai...!!

  • Sasu Jee To Hitlar Ki Nani Lagi....
  • Duniya Apni Virani Lagi..!!
  • Aankhein Se Humari Madam Ko Paas Bulaya...
  • Pati Vashibhoot Paath Sikhaya Hai.




  • Suno Mai Apne Maa Baap Ko Chhod Tumhare Pas Aaungi....
  • Apne Aangan Apni Galiya Apna Wo Ghar Sab Chhod Jaungi....

  • Phir Tumhare Siva Meri Koi Duniya Na Hogi....
  • Jitni Bhi Zindagi Hogi Bas Tumhare Liye Aur Tumhare Sath Hogi....

  • Phir Hum Apni Ek Alag Duniya Basayenge....
  • Tumhare Ghar Ko Hum Mil Kar Jannat Bnayenge....

  • Maa Baap Aur Bhai Ne Jo Izatt Itne Salo Se Smbhal Rakhi Thi....
  • Use Bade Vishvash Se Kal Tumhare Hath Somp Jayenge....

  • Bas Kuchh Dino Me Hamari Shadi Hai....
  • Phir Hum Apno Se Praye Hokar Sirf Tuhare Ho Jayenge....

  • Mera Bhaiya Khada Hoga Chup Chap Ek Kone Me....
  • Meri Shadi Ka Din Bit Jayega Uske Purane Din Yaad Kar Ke Rone Me....

  • Bada Pyara Hai Wo Mujhe Magar Tumhare Liye Unhe Bhi Chhod Aaungi....
  • Magar Dekhna Kahi Tum Na Muh Fer Lena Fir Mai Apno Se Hui Prayi Apna Kise Bulaungi....

  • Kuchh Dino Me Hamari Shadi Hai Phir Mai Sirf Tumhari Ho Jaungi..



  • Aaj Yuhi Subeh Chaai Peete-Peete Humare Mrs Ne Kaha Ke "Mujhe Chutiyon Par Ek Mahine Ke Liye Maayke Jaana Hai"
  • Kya Main Jaau..?? Aur Maine Kaha..Ji Zaroor.. Aur Yuhi Muskuraate Hue Maine Phir Kaha.."Haaye Naa Jaane.. Woh Tanhai Ke Din Kaise Beetenge...
  • Itna Kehte Hi..Jawaab Aaya.."Phir Shuroo Yeh Filmy Dialouges".. Bas Iss Kisse Ke Baad Mann Ho Aaya Kuch Iss Visheh
  • Par Bhi Likha Jaaye.. Woh Ek Time Jab Schools Ki Chutiyan Nazdeek Hoti Hai Aur Sabko Apne Maayke Jaana Hota Hai..
  • Iss Visheh Ke Saath-Saath Kuch Aur Bhi Mazahiya Baatein Hai Miyan-Biwi Ki...”



  • Chaliye Aaj Hum Aap Sab Ko Ek Kissa Sunate Hai...!
  • Biwi Puche Shohar Se "Ke Aap Hume Aakhir Kitna Chahte Hai"....

  • Shohar Kahe Apni Biwi Se Ke Chand Taaron Ki Kasam....
  • Aap Kahe To Hum Mar Jaaye, Aap Par To Hum Apni Jaan Lutaate Hai.....

  • Biwi Kahe Sirf Yuh Kaha Mat Karo, Kabhi Karke Bhi Dikhaao....!
  • Shohar Ke Paseene Chuute, Woh Biwi Ke In Baaton Se Ghabrate Hai.....

  • Biwi Puche "Kya Main Katrina Kaif Se Bhi Zyada Khoobsurat Hoon...??
  • Shohar Kahe.. Ji Bikul.. "Aap Humari Biwi Ho, Hum To Iss Baat Par Itrate Hai.......

  • Biwi Ne Kaha Agar Main EK Mahine Ke Liye  Maike Jaau To Aap Kya Karoge..???
  • Shohar Kahe Tum Kya Jaano, Hum To Aansuon Ke Dariya Bahate Hai....

  • Biwi Puche, "Par Suuna Hai Ke Aap Doston Ke Saath Bahut Gumte Phirte Ho....!"
  • Shohar Kahe Yeh Sab Jhoot Hai, Hum To Gham Chupane Ke Liye Thoda Sa Muskurate Hai....

  • Biwi Kahe Agar Mere Jane Se Aapko Itna Gham Hai To Hum Ab Maayke Naa Jayenge.....
  • Shohar Kahe.. "Naa.. Naaaa.. Kabhi Aisa Na Kehna, Yeh Reet To Sabhi Nibhaate Hai.....

  • Biwi Kahe Par Aapko Meri Kasam Hai, Meri Yaad Mein Suust Naa Rehna.....!!
  • Shohar Kahe... Har Din Har Lamha Tumhe Yaad Kar Hum Apne Din Bitaate Hai......

  • Biwi Kahe.."Ufff Itni Mohabbattttt".. Ab To Hum Aapke Saath Hi Rahenge....!!
  • Shohar Badi-Badi Baatein Kehkar, Phir Baad Mein Pachtaate Hai.....





  • Iss Toote Dil Ko Sambhal Na Usse Khoob Aata Tha…
  • Mere Zakhmi Dil Pe Merham Lagana Use Bhata Tha…

  • Apne Pyar Aur Wafao Se Usne Iss Dil Ko Phir Joda He…
  • Apni Tapasya Se Usne Meri Zindagi Ka Muh Moda He…

  • Uski Deewanagi Ne Sare Gam Mere Bhoola Diye…
  • Zakhm Ke Nisha Bhi Iss Dil Se Usne Mita Diye…

  • Bepanah Ishq Abh Uss Se Me Kerne Laga Hu…
  • Uski Hasi Ke Liye Me Abh Jeene Laga Hu…

  • Mohabbat Ka Ye Rang Bhi Hota He, Usne Dikhaya Mujhe…
  • Apni Dil Kash Aadao Se Deewana Banaya Mujhe…

  • Bas Abh Dua Khuda Se Ye Hi Kerta Hu…
  • Ek Janam Saath Uske Aur De, Yu Aahein Bharta Hu…




  • Mammy Apni Beti Ko Dekh Lo..
  • Ab To Ghar Ke Baher Bhi Kapde Utarne Lagi...
  • Bhid Ko Dekhker Chaurahe Pe Siti Marne Lagi....

  • Bal Iske Dekho Kya Style Se Katwaye Hai...
  • Gal Iske Dekho Gubbare Ki Tara Fulaye Hai...

  • Kisi Gair Ki Utari Kamiz Ye Pahnti Hai...
  • Mana Karne Per Mujhe Badtamiz Kehti Hai...

  • Suba Se Leker Sham Tak Aina Niharti Hai...
  • Chhat Pe Khadi Hoker Gav Walo Ko Line Marti Hai...

  • Subah Iski Disko Me Hoti Hai Aur Dopher Pub Me...
  • Sham Ke Sath-Sath Rat Bhi Gujarti Hai Club Me...

  • Bolti Hai Aise Jaise Vish Ki Ik Fufkar Ho...
  • Dekhati Hai Aise Jaise Bipasha Ki Avtar Ho...

  • Sare Niyam Kanono Ko Khoti Pe Tangti Hai...
  • Logo Se Ik Chumme Ke Badle 100 Ka Note Mangti Hai....

  • Hum To Ise Samjha-Samjha Ke Ub Gaye...
  • Short Me Kahe To Chullu Bhar Pani Me Dub Gaye...

  • Apni Is Ladli Ko Ab Aap Hi Samjhayiye...
  • Jtina Jaldi Ho Sake Action Me Aa Jaiye...
  • Pani Kahi Sir Ke Uper Se Na Nikal Jaye...
  • Bati Jalti Hi Rahe Aur Mom Pighal Jaye....



  • Sasu Ji Ne Kaha....

  • Beta Tum Bewajah Chinta Karte Ho...
  • Her Pal Her Chhad Apno Se Hi Derte Ho...

  • Ger Patni.. Pati Sena Lade To Ye Kaliyug Ka Apman Hai...
  • Patni Ka Club Me Jana Hi Ajkal Ki Shan Hai...

  • Koi Kam Tumhara Kabhi Adega Nahi...
  • Padosi Jaal Me Fasa Raha To Kabhi Ladega Nahi...

  • Socho Bas Ik Chumme Ke Badle Wo 100/- Ghar Lati Hai...
  • Kya Hua Ger Sham Ko Wo Piker Ke Gher Aati Hai...

  • Badtamiz Wo Upadhi Hai Jo Kahi-Kahi Chalti Hai...
  • Tum To Khushnasib Ho Jo Tumhe Herroj Milti Hai...

  • Subah Se Leker Sham Tak Wo Aaina Nihare...
  • Meri Dua Hai Ki Wo Sare Zaha Ko Line Mare..

  • Isi Se Tumhara Aur Uska Promotion Hoga...
  • Bas Isi Se Hamare Khan-Dan Ka Naam Roshan Hoga...

  • Niyam Ya Kanoon Wo Nahi Manti Hai...
  • Mane Bhi Kyu Uska Naam Jo 'A-Shanti' Hai...

  • Apne Naam Ke Sath Chalna Use Sikhaya Hai...
  • Mom Ke Bina Bhi Jalna Use Sikaya Hai...

  • Tumne To Mujhe Dharm-Sankat Medal Diya...
  • Britni Banana Chahti Thi Use....
  • Aur Tumne Bas Bipasha Kahke Taal Diya...

  • Ye Tumhari Pahli Aur Akhiri Galti Hai...
  • Ainda Se Khayal Rakhna...
  • Meri Beti Ko Bipasha Nahi... Pop Star 'Britni' Kahna.





  • Pitaji Ne Akar Chhadi Ko Khuti Main Tanga...
  • Maa Se Ek Gilas Pani Manga...

  • Bole Bhagwan Aaj Ek Nek Kaam Hua Hai....
  • Hamne "Lallan" Ka Rista Kar Diya Hai....

  • Ab Kuch Dino Ki Hee Iski Azadi Hai...
  • Agle Mahine Ki 10 Tarik Ko Iski Shadi Hai...

  • Maloom Nahi Ham Khus The Ya Ghabra Rahe The...
  • Kurte Ke Kone Ko Muh Main Daba Man Hee Man Shrma Rahe The....

  • 10 Tarik Ka Din Aya....
  • Hamko Tilk Laga Gharwalon Ne Car Main Bithaya....

  • Ham Bade Asmanjas Main The, Kuch Bhi Samjh Nahi Aa Raha Tha....
  • Meri Car Ke Piche Piche 6 Pahiyon Ka Truck Bhi Jaa Raha Tha....

  • Barat Dulhan Ke Ghar Ayee....
  • Sabse Pahle Dant Nikalti Hamse Hamari Saasuji Takrayi.....

  • Sasur Jaise Baans Ka Baja Ho Gaya Tha...
  • Hamko Sample Dekh Kar Stock Ka Andaza Ho Gaya Tha....

  • Lagan Mandap Par Pahunche Wahan Par Crane Khadi Thee....
  • Jiske Hook Main Tirpal Main Lipti Dulhan Latki Padi Thee....

  • Crane Ne Use Jaise Hi Hamare Bagal Main Giraya...
  • Tej Bhookamp Sa Aya....

  • Ham Hawa Main Uchale Paanv Par Nahi Rah Paye Khade...
  • Seedhe Apni Dulhan Kee God Main Gir Pade....

  • Ham Rote Rahe Pandit Ne Jaise Taise Shadi Karwa Hi Dali....
  • Kush Hokar Dulhan Ne Apni Battisi Nikali....

  • Hamare Hath Ki Mala Apne Gale Main Jabardasti Dali...
  • Uski Wo Shakal Aur Hansi Dekh Meri Aatma Ro Rahi Thi....

  • Wo Crane Ki Hook Main Ladi Bade Maze Se Truck Par Load Ho Rahi Thee......





  • Chupke Chupke Rat Din Uska Bartan Manjvana Yaad Hai..
  • Humko Aab Tak Kapdey Doney Ka Woh Zamana Yaad Hai...

  • Aa Gaya Jab Sunday Ki Shab Bhi Kabhi Zikr-E-Shopping..
  • Woh Mera Meri Biwi Se, ATM Card Chupana Yaad Hai...

  • Ciggrate Pee Ke Jab Bhi Ghar Mein Aana Para Mujhey..
  • Woh Mera Dantoon Taley, Illaichi Chabana Yaad Hai...

  • Wakt-E-Rukhsat Office, Ab Bhi Yaad Aata Hai Mujhy..
  • Biwi Ke Pars Se Car Ki Chabi Churana Yaad Hai...

  • Jub Kabhi Itifaqan Taway Pey Roti Jal Janay Per...
  • Woh Mera Tere Belan Se Sir Phorwana Yaad Hai...

  • Apni Umar Chupanay Ke Liyah Who Tera Munnay Ko Peetna..
  • Aur Tujhe Mummy Nahi Baaji Bulanay Ko Kahna Yaad Hai...

  • Khinch Lena Woh Tera Salary Ka Lifafa Dafataan...
  • Aur Tera Beautyparlor Pe Woh Paissey Udana Yaad Hai...

  • Aaye Din Saley Saliyoon Ka Aana Ghar Pe Mere...
  • Woh Tera Unkey Samney Mujhey Murga Bnana Yaad Hai...





  • Ghar Ka Shringaar Hai Biwi...
  • Bahaar Ki Bahaar Hai Biwi...

  • Begair Uske Ghar Be-Raunak...
  • Ghar Ki Dar-O-Diwaar Hai Biwi...

  • Ho Jaaye Agar Khat-Pat Bhi Thodi...
  • Udaasi Karti Darkinaar Hai Biwi...

  • Ghar Ki Saaj Sambhaal Kare Ye...
  • Jeeta Jaagta Sanskaar Hai Biwi...

  • Bachhon Sang Khele Bachhon Si...
  • Chanchalta Ka Saar Hai Biwi...

  • Bimar Pade Jo Sasur Kabhi To...
  • Ek Sajag Timaardaar Hai Biwi...

  • Roos Jaayen Pati Ya Bachhen...
  • Mamta Ki Fuhaar Hai Biwi...

  • Karne Lage Bewafai Jo Pati...
  • To Bhi To Karti Pyaar Hai Biwi...

  • Likhta Hun Jab Ye Kavita Mai...
  • Ehsaas Ki Ek Bauchhaar Hai Biwi...




  • Wo Aayegi Chham Chham Karke Aake Tere Gale Lag Jaayegi...
  • Kabhi Apni Zulfon Se Kabhi Apne Hatho Se Tere Gaalo Ko Sahlayegi...

  • Chhu Lena Tum Bhi Haulle Se Unke Labo Ko Apne In Labo Se...
  • Wo Sharmaa Ke Fir Hi Khud Me Simat Jaayegi...

  • Baho Me Bharna Use Uski Khushboo Me Kho Jana Tum...
  • Wo Bhi Teri Saanso Ki Mahak Me Sab Kuch Bhool Jaayegi...

  • Hai Haya Uska Gahna Ye Bat Naa Bhulna Tum...
  • Bas Teri Is Adaa Par Wo Tujhe Apna Masiha Banayegi...




  • आंखे बन्द करो तो तेरी आंखों का काजल बन जाउंगा...
  • जो खोले तू पलके दिलनशीन तेरे आंचल को छू जाउंगा...

  • तेरी सांसो के करीब है ये रूह मेरी है यकीन तुझको...
  • आ करीब मेरे मै तेरी इन सासों में घुल आउंगा...

  • तू मांगे मुझसे मेरी महोब्बत का साथ उमर भर के लिए...
  • मैं तेरी इन शबनमी लबों पर अपनी दास्तान ए महोब्बत छोड जाउंगा....

  • दी है कायनात ने इस जहां की सारी खूबसूरती तुझे....
  • मैं मेरी मांग में भर के सिन्दूर तेरी मांग सजाउंगा....

  • हो हाथो में मेरे तेरा हाथ मेरी आखिरी सांस तक मेरी जान....
  • मैं तेरी हथेली पर बनके रंग हिना का महेक जाउंगा.....



  • Kuch Hi Din Pehlle Ki Baat Hai, Main Mere Doston Ke Saath Vacations Par Kahin Gaya Hua Tha.. Uss Dauraan Maine Ek Vidhesi Jodi Ko Apne Saath Dekha.. Kyonki Humara Stay Ek Hi Hotel Mein Tha.. Baar-Baar Hum Ek Dusre Ko Milte Reh Rahe The.. Uss Jodi Ki Khaas Baat Yeh Thi Ke Woh Saheb Bahut Sincerely Apne Wife\Girlfriend Ki Har Baat, Har Farmayish Ko Poori Karne Mein Lage The.. Kuch Iss Hadd Tak Ke Mujhe Aisa Mehsoos Hua Ke Woh Bas Bechaare Apni Biwi Ki Sewa Karte Reh Gaye.. Usi Theme Par Ye Post Hai......”


  • Ek Miyan-Biwi Ki Jodi Ko Dekh Hum...
  • Mann Hi Mann Muskuraaate Rahe....

  • Biwi Kahen Miyan Se Khade Raho...
  • To Miyan Ghanto Pairo Ko Apne Azmaate Rahe...

  • Biwi Kahen Miyan Se Dhoop Bahut Hai...
  • To Miyan Hawa Ka Pankha Hilaate Rahe....

  • Biwi Kahen Mere Hote Hue Tum Kisku'n Dekh Rahe...??
  • To Miyan Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekh Rahoon Ki Kasam'n Khaate Rahe....

  • Biwi Kahen Aaj Din Mein Mereko Chaand Dikhra....
  • To Miyan Sirf "Haau Mein Haau" Milaate Rahe....

  • Biwi Puche Duniya Mein Sabse Khoobsurat Kaun...??
  • Miyan Taareef Mein "Tumse Acha Kaun Hai" Geet Gungunaate Rahe....

  • Biwi Bin Baat Ke Roothe To Miyan Ke Liye Qayamat Aa Jaaye...
  • Miyan Ghanto "Jaanu-Jaanu" Kehkar Manaate Rahe....

  • Meri Yehi Dua Hai Salaamat Rahe Har Jodi Duniya Ki....
  • Yaar Hum To Bas Yuhi Haste-Hasaate Rahe.





  • Mammi Apni Beti Ko Dekh Lo,
  • Ab To Gher Ke Baher Bhi Aa Kr Apne Balon Ko Sawarne Lagi...
  • Bhid Ko Dekhker Chaurahe Pe Seeti Marne Lagi....

  • Subah Se Leker Sham Tak Ye Aina Niharti Hai...
  • Chhat Pe Khadi Hoker Gaav Walo Ko Aakh Marti Hai....

  • Baal Iske Dekho Kya Style Se Katwaye Hai....
  • Gaal Iske Dekho Gubbare Ki Tarah Fulaye Hai....

  • Kaise Ladkon Ki Paint Aur Kamiz Pahnti Hai...
  • Mana Karne Per Mujhe 'Badtamiz' Kahti Hai....

  • Sare Niyam Kanono Ko Khuti Pe Tangti Hai...
  • Logo Se Ik Chumme Ke Badle 100 Ka Note Mangti Hai.....

  • Subah Iski Disco Me Hoti Hai Aur Dopher Pub Me....
  • Sham Ke Saath-Saath Rat Bhi Gujarti Hai Club Me.....

  • Bolti Hai Aise Jaise Vish Ki Funkar Ho....
  • Dekhti Hai Aise Jaise Bipasha Ki Awatar Ho....

  • Kisi Gair Se Lipatkar Photo Ye Khichwati Hai....
  • Dulha Hume Banaya Hai Aur Chakkar Padosi Se Chalati Hai....

  • Hum To Ise Samjha-Samjha Ke Ub Gaye....
  • Short Me Kahe To Chullu Bher Pani Me Dub Gaye....

  • Apni Is Ladli Ko Ab Aap Hi Samjhaiye....
  • Jitna Jaldi Ho Sake Action Me Aa Jaiye.....

  • Pani Kahi Sir Ke Uper Se Na Nikal Jaye....
  • Bati Jalti Hi Rahe Aur Mom Pighal Jaye.....


  • Saasu Ji Ne Damad Ji Samjhate Huye Kaha......


  • Beta Tum Na Bewajah Chinta Kerte Ho....
  • Her Pal Har Chhin Apno Se Hi Darte Ho.....

  • Ger Patni.. Pati Se Na Lade To Ye Kaliug Ka Apman Hai....
  • Patni Ka Club Me Jana Hi Ajkal Ki Shan Hai....

  • Socho Bas Ik Chumme Ke Badle Wo 100 Rupye Gher Lati Hai....
  • Kya Hua Ger Sham Ko Wo Pikar Ke Gher Aati Hai....

  • Koi Kaam Tumhara Kabhi Adega Nahi....
  • Padosi Jal Me Fasa Raha To Kabhi Ladega Nahi....

  • 'Badtamiz' Wo Upadhi Hai Jo Kahi-Kahi Chalti Hai....
  • Tum To Khushnasib Ho Jo Tumhe Her Roj Milti Hai....

  • Subah Se Leker Sham Tak Wo Aina Nihare....
  • Meri Dua Hai Ki Wo Sare Sansar Ko Line Mare....

  • Isi Se Tumhara Aur Uska Promotion Hoga....
  • Bas Isi Se Hamare Khan-Dan Ka Na Raushan Hoga....

  • Niyam Ya Kanon Wo Nahi Manti Hai....
  • Mane Bhi Kyu Uska Naam Jo 'Ashanti' Hai....

  • Apne Naam Ke Saath Chalna Use Sikhaya Hai....
  • Mom Ke Bina Bhi Jalna Use Sikhaya Hai....

  • Uski Parwarish Ne Mujhe Dharm-Sankat Me Dal Diya....
  • Britny Banana Chahti Thi Use Aur Tumne Bas Bipasha Kahke Tal Diya....

  • Ye To Pahli Aur Akhiri Galti Hai Age Khayal Rakhna....
  • Meri Beti Ko Bipasha Nahi Britny Kahna.





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