Comedy Shayari SMS funny

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina...

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Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…
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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta....
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Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo
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Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi
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Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.
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Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye
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Hum To Uski Har Khwaish Pori Karne Ka Wada Kar Bethe
Hmen Kya Pata Hmen Chorna B Uski Ek Khwaish Thi

Chuna Tha Baagh Se Sab Se Haseen Phool Samjh Kar Tujhe….
Maloom Na Tha Tera Kharidar Koi Aur Hoga..

Tumhari Duaon Se Mil Jaye Shayed Kamiyabi Mujhe,
Ye Soch Kar Apni Har Dua Me Yad Rakhna.

Ye Mera Ishq Tha K Diwangi Ki Intah….
Uske Qareeb Say Guzar Gaya Uske Hi Khayalon Mein.

Kahan Talaash Karo Gy Tum Muj Sa “Hamdum”….
Jo Apni Zaat Se Ziada Tera Khayal Rakhta Ho..?

Mujhy Lahaq Hu Gai Hai Ek Bemaari..
Wo Jesy Muhabat Kahaty Hai Log Aam..

Mujhy Bhulany Ki Adat Ye Kasi..
Koi Pochta Hai Mera Nam Main Bhool Jata Hun.

Lu Pher Sy Shoro Kar Rahy Hai Safar Shairi Ka Saghi.
Pahaly Tu Ruswai Di Thi Ub Khud Kisi Ko Ruswai Dy Rahy Hai.
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Dosti Ko Likhon Ya Mohabat Ko..
Donon Main Aik Shakhas Ka Kardar Hai..

Ja Aur Koi Zabt Ki Dunya Talash Kar
Aey Ishq Hum To Ab Tere Qabil Nae Rahay…

Wo Bole Mohabbat Ka Sagar Boht Gehra Hai
Hum Ne Kaha Doobne Wale Kbhi Ye Socha Nhi Krte.

Majboor Tu Hazron Hun Gy Tere Shahr Main..
Jub Ruswai Ka Dar Hota Hai Kisi Sy..

Kuch Nahi Badla Muhabat Main Yahan..
Bus Bewafai Aam Ho Gai Hai…

Bant Gaya Hun Do Jahgon Per..
Aik Usk Jisam Main Or Aik Dil Main..

Koi Khayal Ho Majsam Sa…
Tera Khayal Ho Bus Sari Raat..

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Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday… Happy Birthday!
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Sitaron se aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
jahan k saare nazaron ki kasam,
aapse Pyaara wahan bhi na hoga.
I Love U
*Happy Birth Day*
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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Muskan aapke Honto se kahi jaye nahi,
aansu aapke palko pe kabhi aaye nahi,
pura ho aapka hur khwab,
aur jo pura na ho wo khwab kabhi aaye nahi.
*Happy Birth Day*
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Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,
Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage,
Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal...
Happy Birth Day
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khuda na kare aapko koi gam ho,
aur sirf Khushiyanb aur hansi mile.
gam jab bhi bad chale aapki aor,
khuda kare raste me use pehle hum mile.
*Happy Birth Day*
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Ek dua mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
chahte hai aapki Khushi pure Imaan se,
Sub hasraten puri ho aapki
aur aap Muskurayen Dilo Jaan se.
*Happy Birth Day*
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Tamanna karte ho aap jin Khushiyoun ki,
wo Khushiyan aapke kadmon mein ho,
Ishwar aapko wo sab haqiqat mein de,
Jo socha aapne Sapnon mein ho.
*Happy Birth Day*
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har khusi khusi mange aapse,
jindagi jinda dili mange aapse,
ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,
ki chand bhi roshni mange aapse
* Happy Birth Day *
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Na jubaan se, na Nigahon se,
na alfazon se, na Jajbaton se,
na Greeting se, na Gift se,
Happy Birth Day aapko Direct Dil se.
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Phulon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Taaron ne Gagan se salam bheja hai,
Khushiyon bhari ho jindgi aapki,
tahe Dil se humne ye Paigam bheja hai.
*Happy Birth Day*
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Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hain
Manzil ko dekhtey hi ek pal me rasta badal jatey hain
Jate jate dil se woh kuchh is kadar khel ke jatey hain
Jiski aag me hum umra bhar baas jaltey hi reh jatey hain..
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Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par
Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi,
Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha main ,
Par sath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi…
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“Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko,
mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki …
Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me,
Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai kisi ke aane ki
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Wada kar ke jo mukar jate hain
Woh log sab se jyada kareeb hote hain
Waqt to chalta hai chal ke badalta hai
Par ye log waqt se pehle hi badal jate hain..
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Khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hain,
Tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai…
Jo khaamoshi se guzar jaaye,
Woh dariyaa bhi dil me toofan rakhte hai…
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woh hume bulne ki baat karte hai
zara unse pucho who hume kab yaad karte hai
Jo karte the kabhi humse bahot mohabbat
Aaj akele rehne ki baat karte hai.
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Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,
Har dil mohabbat ke kabil nahi hota,
Rota woh bhi hai joh duba ishq-e-sagar me,
Aur rota woh bhi hai jise ishq hasil nahi hota…
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Waqat badalta hai zindagi ke sath
zindagi badalti hai mohabbat ke sath
Muhabbat nahi badalta apno ke sath
Bus apne badal jate hain waqat ke sath….
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Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete hai
kuch palo ke liye har gam bhula dete hai
kaise bhig sakti hai palke aap ke
aap ke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hai..
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Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat karna,
Apne anmol aansoo iss tarah bekar mat karna,
Kaante to phir bhi daman tham lete hain ,
Phulon pe iss tarah kabhi aitebar mat karna..
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Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha,
Na jane kya baat thi unme,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha…
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Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….
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Kabhi kabhi ye dil jaroor rota hai,
jab koi apna mil kar nazron se door hota hai.
kyun roti hai kambakht yeh ankhe,
kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai…
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Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
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Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain....
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Hathon se girr gaee lakiren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeer kahin,
Agar tumhe mile to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi hathon mein saja lena.
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
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Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
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Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Tumhari khushi hi se hi nahin, gham se bhi rishta hai humara,
Ye jo tumhari zindagi hai, woh ek hissa hai humara,
Aye-dost tumse lafzon ka hi nahin, Ruh ka bhi rishta hai humara.
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har raat ke chand par hai noor apse. Har subha ki oas ko hai
guroor apse. hum kehna to nahi chahte par mar jayenge reh kar door apse
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aaj mosan mein ajib se baathai bekabo se humare khayalat hai
ji chahat hai ki chura lun aapko aap hi se par mummy kehti haiki chori
karna paap hai
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kal rat sapne me tari tasveer bana dali
dil ko itni achi lagi ki senay se laga dali
ya socha ki nazar na lag jaye kese ki
hum ne ansuo se meta dali.
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Tu hain mujme shamil mere khun ki tarah
Tera tasawware jikr bhi karu kis tarah
Chahe door sahi lekin tu hain is duniya main
Teri ummid rehte huae main maru kis tarah
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
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Aap ka ashiana dil me basa rakha hai,
Aap ki yado ko seene se laga rakha hai,
pata nahi yaad aate hai Aap hi kyo?
vaise dost to humne auro ko bhi bana rakha hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Teri Nasili Nigaho Ki Garmi Pathar Ko Bhi Pighla De,
Tere Husn Ki Ek Jhalak Kitne He Tajmahal Banva De,
Bheegi Saanse,Sone Sa Rang,Aadao Main Naster Hain Tere
Insaan To Kya Tu Farishto Ka Bhi Imaan Dagmaga De
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Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Unhe Pyar Kiya Karte The,
Yaad Unhe Din Rat Kiya Karte The,
Ab Un Raho Se Guzra Nahi Jata,
Jaha Baith Kar Unka Intezaar Kiya Karte The
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Hamari Tamanna Thi Mahobbat Mein Ashiyan Banane Ki,
Bana Chuke To Lag Gayi Nazar Zamane Ki,
Usi Ka Karz Hai Jo Aaj Hain Aankhoo Mein Aasoon,
Aashiyan Bana Ke Saza Mili Hai Muskurane Ki
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Meri Band Aankhoin Ka Saccha Kwaab Ho Tum,
Meri Tanhaio Ke Sawalo Ka Javab Ho Tum,
Ab To Khudai Bhi Ruth Jaye To Gum Na Hoga
Meri Duniya, Kaynaat Mera Chaand Ho Tum
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Koi Jagah Na Thi Dil Mein Mohabbat Ke Liye,
Aapki Nazar Giri Toh Jagah Ho Gayi,,,,,
Bure Zamaane Mein Achha Bankar Jeene Ki,
Hume Maut Ki Sazaa Ho Gayi,,,,,,,
Zindagi Humaari Hai Har Pal Dhalti Shaam,
Chehra Aapka Dekha Toh Subha Ho Gayi…
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Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..
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Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,
chaho to humko bhula dena,
par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad humari,
Rona mat sirf muskura dena.
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Sukhe patte se pyar kar lenge,
hum tuj par aitbaar kar lenge,
tum yeh to kaho hum tumhare hai,
hum zindagi bhar intezaar kar lenge
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Raat kya dhali taare chale gaye
gairo se kya gila jab apne chale gaye
jeet to sakte the ishq ki baazi hum bhi
par unhe jitane ke lye hum harte chale gaye
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zakhm itna gehra hain izhaar kya kare
hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare
so gaye hum magar khuli rahi aankhen
is se zyada unka intzaar kya kare
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dilon ki daastan use kahan qubul thi
meri wafayein uske liye fizool thi
koi aas nahi par itna bata do
maine chaha use… kya yehi meri bhool thi…
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Kaash ham SMS hote aik click main tumhare paas hote
Bhale tum Hamein delete kar dete
par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsaas to hote
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Ek hai asman ka tara ,
Ek hai sagar ka kinara,
Bewafa hai zamana sara,
Nasib hai achha hamara,
JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..
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Doston ki kadar karte hai hum itni,
Asman me roshni hai jitni,
Yakin na ho to CALL kar ke dekhlo,
Hum karenge baat apse utni –
Apke MOBILE me Laxmi hai jitni..
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aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
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Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon
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Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.
Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tuje.
aaj bhi khuda se pehle tuje yaad kiya humne.
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Duriyon ki na parwah kijiye ,
dil jab bhi pukare hame,
Bula lijiye.Hum zyada dur nahi aapse,
bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
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Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,
jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote…
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toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay
magar dil ka dil say rishta apni jaga
tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar
tujh se milnay ke dua apni jaga
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Ai Khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar,
ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai,
Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai,
log misaal mere chand ki dete hai.
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Dil dost ko do ge to dost banao ge,
saathi ko do ge to saathi banao ge,
gheron ko doge qadar karvao ge,
or agar apno ko doge to pachtao ge.
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Jo kal tha usse bhul kar to dekho,
Jo aaj hai usse Jee kar to dekho,
Aane wala Pal khud hi Sawar Jayega,
bas Zindagi ko Pyar se Jee kar to Dekho.
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Ae mere Chahne walo!,
Kabhi apna bhi Zamana tha,
Sara Sahar apna Diwana tha,
Tum to karte ho Dosto se Dosti,
Apna to Dushmano se bhi Yarana tha.
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