Annoy People In An Elevator New

• Meow or bark occasionally.
• Push the buttons & pretend they give you a shock. Smile & go back for more.
• Greet everyone who comes in the elevator with a big handshake.
• Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
• Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action.
• Recite poetry to everyone you meet.
• Lean against the button panel.
• Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them.
• Scream the floor number as you pass it.
• Floss your teeth
• Bring a portable DVD player and watch your favorite movie with the volume on high
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
• Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
• Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
• Start a sing-a-long.
• Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
• Drop a bag of groceries and look around like it was the other peoples fault.
• Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
• Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say "Hey Greg, How's your day been?"
• Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
• Grab a pillow and attempt to fall asleep
• Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
• Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people.
• Shadow box.
• Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally.
• Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
• Face the corner and don’t move
• Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
• Call a girl a dude.
• Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
• If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
• Call out, "Group Hug!" & then enforce it.
• Whenever someone steps in the elevator in a deep voice say, "GET OUT!"
• Bring a camera & take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
• Sing the 99 bottles of beer song.
• Pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
• Ask if you can push the button for the other people and push the wrong ones.
• When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's ok! Don't panic, they will open again!"
• Swat at flies that aren't there.
• Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
• Break dance to elevator music.
• Have a fake obnoxious cell phone conversation
• Pretend you're invisible
• Lay out a small blanket and some food to have a picnic
• Murmur and/or talk to yourself
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
• Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
• Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
• One word: Flatulence!
• Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
• Play the harmonica.
• When the elevator dings, scream.
• Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it is getting larger!"
• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
• Pick your ear wax.
• Scratch your head excessively
• Walk on making dinosaur noises and nudge people with your nose.
• Say “ding” every time you reach a new floor
• Put powdered sugar in your hair and scratch your head a lot.
• Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
• Sell Girl Scout cookies.
• Leave a box between the doors.
• Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."
• Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
• Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
• Drop and pen & wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream "NOOO THAT'S MINE!"
• Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
• Tie bells to all your clothes.
• Sing really off pitch to a popular song.
• Set up a chair and desk in the elevator, and whenever anyone gets on, say, "Hello! Welcome to my office. Do you have an appointment?"
• Sway from side to side the whole ride.
• Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
• Blow spit-bubbles.
• Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut-Up, all of you, just shut up!"
• Rock back and forth while sucking on your thumb
• Fake cough/sneeze uncontrollably
• Call McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
• Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
• Bring a Twister mat and ask if people want to play.
• When you get to your floor try and open the doors yourself and act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
• Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you are on.
• Bring a chair along.
• Ask people what gender they are.
• Moan "Oh no! Not now! Damn motion sickness!"
• Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" over and over again.
• Insist to a stranger that you're related
• Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
• Drum on every available surface.
• Act drunk.