funny WhatsApp status quotes 2017

⬉⬉How can I miss something I never had⬉⬉

⧭⧭Hey there whatsapp is using me⧭⧭

⬰⬰Life is short⧬⧬⧬smile while you still have teeth⧭⧭⧭⧭

๐Ÿ”I love my job only when I’m on vacation⭆⭆⭆

⭅I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!

⧭⧭I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

⭄⭄Life is too short smile while you still have teeth⧬⧬

I๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Do you still hate me๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”I don’t care๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”


⭄⭄People said to follow your dreams so I went back to be๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ.

๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ปYou have the perfect face for radio.

๐Ÿ”€๐Ÿ”€All my life a thought air was free๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บUntil I bought a bag of chips.

⧬⧬⧬If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

⧬⧬The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

๐Ÿ”บAlways borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back⭆⭆

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