funny WhatsApp status quotes 2017

⬉⬉How can I miss something I never had⬉⬉

⧭⧭Hey there whatsapp is using me⧭⧭

⬰⬰Life is short⧬⧬⧬smile while you still have teeth⧭⧭⧭⧭

🔁I love my job only when I’m on vacation⭆⭆⭆

⭅I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!

⧭⧭I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

⭄⭄Life is too short smile while you still have teeth⧬⧬

I🔝🔝 always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice

🔝🔝Do you still hate me🔝🔝I don’t care🔝🔝


⭄⭄People said to follow your dreams so I went back to be🔺🔺.

🔻🔻You have the perfect face for radio.

🔀🔀All my life a thought air was free🔺🔺Until I bought a bag of chips.

⧬⧬⧬If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

⧬⧬The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

🔝🔝Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job🔝🔝🔝

🔝🔝By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

🔝🔝Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

🔝🔝I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

🔺Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back⭆⭆

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