New Best Garhwali sms Message


  1. The full meaning of PAHARI 
  2. P-PASSIONAT!E a-ATTRACTIVE 
  3. H-HARDWORKING A-ALLROUNDER 
  4. R-RESPONSIBLE I-INDIAN 
  5. JAI UTTARAKHAND




  6.  

  7. bumper offer send kara maite 99 sms 
  8. aur jita! aap car ku ek photo, 
  9. ek tv ku dibba, 
  10. england jana wala plane tai tata karnu ku moka 
  11. aur mera sath dinner voo bhi aapka ghar 


  12. meri janam bhoomi meru pahaad 
  13. ganga jamuna yakhi badri kedaar 
  14. meri janam bhoomi meru pahaad. 
  15. jai uttra!khand



  16. u me jaula daanda Agar ab msg ni karli ta 
  17. tyaar moblile par lagala kaanda 
  18. Koda Ki Roti ka matlave hota hai 
  19. bajre ke aate !ki roti or Kandali Ko Saag 
  20. ka matlave hota hai sarso ka saag 
  21. Koda Ki Roti Kandali Ko Saag Wah wah


  22. English-Gud Night,
  23. Hindi-Subh Ratri,
  24. Urdu!-Shabba Khair,
  25. Garhwali-Mor ja, Seja aadhi raat whegi,
  26. ab to bhoot bhe sege hola...



  27. Kamaal ka nakhra chi,
  28. ajab Tyar Style cha,
  29. Bholi Teri Smile cha,
  30. or ve ma !super hair style cha,
  31. Naak Puchono ko ta sagor nicha or Haath ma mobile cha.


  32.  


  33. Apn!a daant bachaana ka 3 tarika
  34. !
  35. 1 hamesha datoon karna
  36. 2 meetha kam khaana
  37. .
  38. .
  39. .
  40. 3 main dagdi muh sambhali tai baat karna.





  41. Apna daant bachaan ka 3 tarika

  42. 1 hamesha datoon karna
  43. 2 meetha !kam khaana

  44. nitra

  45. 3 main dagdi muh sambhali tai baat kara.



  46.  

  47. Jyen ki jain nayi ada dey,
  48. Khush rain ki oon duva dey, 
  49. Ai bha!gwan waitain sara sansaar ki khushi dya,
  50. Jain apna dil maa mai tai jagah dey.


  51. Bina s!aga ki ruti gola ni jandi
  52. Bina paani ke meri tees nee jandi
  53. Katka b kosis karu sina ki par
  54. Bina good night bulya mithe neend ni aandi.



  55. ''meri janam bhoomi meru pahaad,
  56. ganga jamuna yakhi badri kedaar,
  57. meri janam bhoomi meru pahaad”.
  58. Jai Uttarakhand.


  59. Tu or me jaula daanda Agar ab msg ni 
  60. karli ta tyaar mob!lile par lagala kaanda,
  61. Koda Ki Roti ka matlave hota hai bajre ke aate ki roti or
  62. Kandali Ko Sa!ag ka matlave hota hai sarso ka saag,
  63. Koda Ki Roti Kandali Ko Saag Wah wah-2.



  64. On a velent!ine day, a boy to a girhwali girl-"happy velentine day". 
  65. girhwali girl replied that"chal chhora hamaru abaju ch"


  66.  


  67. Mundau N!au Kapal -- Yeh ek Aukhana hai (MUHAVRA). 
  68. jaise hindi main hota hai "BHAINS KE AAGEY BEEN BAJAANA."


  69. TEACHER-bacho aam ko mango kyu kahte h?? 
  70. Gadwali Boy-!guru ji kan baat knna chaa tum,
  71. aam 50rupya kiloo huyaan chan ta unthe mango 
  72. ni bun to sastu bun.




  73. English-Gud Night Hindi-Subh Ratri 
  74. Urdu-!Shabba Khair Garhwali-Mor ja, 
  75. Seja aadhi raat whegi ab to bhoot bhe sege hola...




  76.  

  77. Jeenai k!i jain nayi ada de,
  78. Khush raina ki oonthe duva de, 

  79. Ai bhagwan waitain sara sansaar ki khushi de,
  80. Jain apna dil maa mai tai jagah de.



  81. Me The Byonla B@ne Dey@va, Byonl@ Bane Dey@va,
  82. Khub Saru Neyot@ Likhvava, Nacha Gav@ Shor Machava,
  83. Kh@nu Kha! Ka Time Par Aapud@ Ghar Chali Java,
  84. Me Te Byonl@ Bane Deyava, Byonl@ Bane Deyava,,,,,,,,



  85. Kamaal Tya Nakhara Cha,
  86. ajab Tyar Style cha ,
  87. Bholi Teri Smile cha
  88. or ve masuper hair style cha ..
  89. Naak Puc!hono ko ta sagor nicha
  90. or Haath ma mobile cha…



  91. ek baar ek bus khadolunda giri chhayee
  92. tai min darever thai pooch ki re katga mwari
  93. darever a!re mwaru ta kwi nich par chaar dutyaal mwariee



  94. Mast!er G- beta uttrakhand ma kati baandh (dam) chan??
  95. Ramu-guru ji 4 chin.
  96. 1- ta chakna baand,
  97. 2 -furki baand,
  98. 3 -maaya baand.
  99. 4 -silki baand…



  100. Othauien Mul Mul Haisan Chodiyali,
  101. Supniyon N Neend Maa Ouan Chodiyali,
  102. Ni Lagdin Baadul!i ab he Gailya,
  103. Yan Lagdu Apnu N Yaad Karan hi Chodiyali.....


  104.  



  105. Kodai Ki Roti, Kandali Ku Saag
  106. Kodai K!i Roti, Kandali Ku Saag
  107. Wah wah-2

  108. Jo SMS Ni Karalo
  109. Wai ka mobile ma lagali AAG



  110. Garhwali Means
  111. G=Great
  112. A=Active
  113. R=Reliable
  114. H=Honest
  115. W=Wonderful
  116. A=Advance
  117. L=Lovely
  118. I=Intelligent
  119. Send it to all G!arhwali's and Proud to be a Garhwali



  120. Kamaal !Tya Nakhara Cha,
  121. ajab Tyar Style cha ,
  122. Bholi Teri Smile cha 
  123. or ve masuper hair style cha ..

  124. Naak! Puchono ko ta sagor nicha 
  125. or Haath ma mobile cha...



  126. SUNDD M NI DHUND ME THE E
  127. HUM! TYAARA JEKDU M BSA CHVO
  128. JEKDU K AARZU CHE MILNA KE T ON KRED APNU MOBILE HUM INBOX HE MILJOLA.



  129. On a velentine day,
  130. a boy to a girhwali girl-”happy velentine day”.
  131. girhwali girl replied that”chal chhora hamaru abaju ch”


  132. To,
  133. The Pradhanacharya
  134. Govt. School,
  135. Garhwal,
  136. Sir,
  137. baat inn ccha k school ma dil ni lagdu.,.,Sarri raat neend ni aaundi.,.,.
  138. kileki school !ma noni ghategi.,..Humari class ma 1 vi ni chh,.,jo hor
  139. class ma chhin oh sab idgaa kharab chh.,dekhnuu ku jee ni kardu.,.
  140. Nakhra asman kaa chhan.,.Madam v koi khaas pataka nii chha.,
  141. Hor ni tu k!!uch 4 kam valiyan he rakh diyan.,.,
  142. Aap ki bahut mherwani howali.,.,.,.
  143. Tumharu aagyakari.,.Student union.ku Neeta



  144. Teacher - Raju 2-2 kya hund..

  145. Raju - Guruj!i samajh ma ni aayi..

  146. Teacher - Are lata twema 2 roti chha or til duyya khadi ta twema kya bach..

  147. Raju - Guruji bhujji..



  148. wife: kya tum mera lae tajmahal bane sakdaan?

  149. Husband: TAJM!!AHAL kya chej cha me tve te ve

  150. se bhe badu mahel bane delu,MUMTAJ taa moore ge che hey!

  151. nir bhageya me tve te taa jinda he gaad delu.



  152. gabar: tearu kya holu re kaliya,
  153. kaliya: srkar mi!!n tumar luun khayu ch,
  154. gabar:murda murul tyar,luun dagdi rotla,SAAG,

  155. murga ju khai weku hisab tyar buba dyal.



  156. "ek noni pani ka pandera ma dikhe gyayi"
  157. :wink tasve!!er mero dil ma chhape gyayi"
  158. :jab tak mi apni dil ki baat weema batandu"
  159. ma kasam tabri ween boli bhaeji tumar bhandu bhare gyai....

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