- When I was a baby, I kept a diary. I was reading it and it said: day one, still tired from the move. Day two, everybody talks to me like I’m an idiot.
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- My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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- The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
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- In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
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- A baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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- Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper. It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for a while.
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- Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. We must find this woman and stop her.
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- Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried it.
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- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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- Those who say they “sleep like a baby”, haven’t got one.
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- I wish that I could make a choice and promise you that I would be yours and make you my number one but baby my heart’s unsure.
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- That one liner ‘i’m not drinking too much tonight’ never goes as planned…
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- With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
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- Steady hands, just take the wheel… and every glance is killing me. Time to make one last appeal… for the life I lead.
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- I feel it on my body, baby girl, I’m in the zone. Must be the goose mixed with a little ‘Tron.
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- Baby trust when I say I’m ONE OF A KIND so there ISN’T another ME!
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- This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged. It’s like some how, some day, that was going to be my baby daddy.
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- I always defend the people I love, even though I’m about as terrifying as a baby penguin.
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- Fans always tell me I’m beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them.
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- One Band, One Dream, One Direction.
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- May your new little one grow strong, wealthy and wise. Congratulations for the new baby!
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- To protect your heart from breaking just don’t disclose that you have one.
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- Being one of a kind makes you that much more special, being a copy of the next person make you even easier to replace.
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- Being the best is great, I’m number one. But being unique is greater, I’m the only one.
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- I’m one of a kind, and so are you, so don’t judge me, until you’ve walked in my shoes.
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- I’m far from perfect. I’m not even good, but God created me to be somebody that no one else will ever be.
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- Trust no one, tell your secrets to nobody and no one will ever betray you.
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- Today is April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust no one… Just like any other day.
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- Be yourself, no one is like you God made you to be you not someone else.
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- Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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- Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.
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- For me, one I love the 80’s, I love 80’s music, I’m sort of a baby of the 80’s, I grew up in the 80s.
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- A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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- We’re drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road.
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- In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.
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- If you want a baby, have a new one. Don’t baby the old one.
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- Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
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- Cuz I got one thing on my mind I’ll be your valentine. Spread your wings and baby fly away.
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- Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I’m up to 11. -Baby Stewie
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- Trust in the inner, the outer is for sinners.
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- We all gonna reap what we all are sewing. There is no death, just constant growing
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- When will you be it, when will you see it, that thoughts and things they manifest when you decree it.
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- Everyone and everything is at war, making my poetic expression hardcore.
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- If Jesus Christ was shot in the head with no respect, we’d all have little gold guns around our neck.
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- Not that man on the cross, it ain’t like that. You must act like the son of God, that’s where the light is at.
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- A lust for the violence is the science of their behavior.
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- Sometimes you gotta go back to the beginning to learn.
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- Baby one breath away. I’ll find the words to say.
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- The one that could fill your fantasies so come baby girl let’s sing with me.
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- Baby you’re the one thing on my mind and that can change anytime.
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- Now you stuck like a stain and I cant believe that. Baby girl one hundred,I aint tryna do that.
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- Baby you’re the only one I run to.
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- I had a one night stand with my best friend’s baby sister.
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- I always thought that I’d see you baby, one more time again, now.
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- I don’t need no money, fortune, or fame. I got all the riches baby, one man can claim.
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- Baby daddies will cheat with baby mommas and not consider it as cheating.
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- Baby daddies are unreliable, missing, or don’t stick around
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- Paper baby I’ll be the pen. Say that I’m the one cause you are ten real and not pretend!
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- I need another story something to get off my chest. My life gets kinda boring need something that I can confess.
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- Feel my heart race like the F-one blazing. Nigga you the girl not a next one baby.
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- Baby, I have no story to be told, but I’ve heard one on you and I’m gonna make your head burn.
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- To the world her child is one..to her, that child is the world. God Bless You on Mother’s Day!
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- The mother of your child always tell you I’m her favorite. She call me her baby, not the one she was in labor with.
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- My baby daddy left me for a weak bitch…ain’t that some weak shit!
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- A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
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- I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.
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- An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful.
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- A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
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- Labor ends when the baby is born.
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- Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
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- A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
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- The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.
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- Today I saw a baby with a bib that said ‘This dumbass put my cape on backwards.’
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- These chicks be 9 months and on they due date still clubbing and lookin for their baby daddy.
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- Shoutout to my baby daddy who tried to ruin my life!
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- My baby daddy isn’t just going to be my baby daddy…He is going to be my husband.
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- I don’t want a ‘baby daddy’…I want a husband, a soul mate, a best friend.
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- Somewhere in the ghetto there’s a baby daddy getting cus’d out or kicked out of his house…
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- Baby you’re my world and no one can ever separate us..
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- The best is yet to come, baby you’re the one I run to.
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- May the new born baby, bring loads of joy, love and smiles in your lives. Congratulations.
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- Congratulations on one of your best moments in life. May this little parcel of joy bring prosperity, joy and luck to you.
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- I cant let you go, I wont let you leave, one thing that I know is baby you were made for me.
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- Keep it 100 baby. We both know I’m not the only one.
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- Thank God I’m an 80’s baby and was born in a decent era, and have an indescribable mindset.
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- A mother holds her child’s hand for just a short time, but holds their heart forever.
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- Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
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