english 2016 sms

• #life is at its weakest wen there s more doubt than trust but life is at it s strongest wen u learn how 2 trust in spite of the doubts
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• #Question Girl Do you love me Boy Yes Dear Girl Would you die for me Boy No mine is undying love
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• #Girl Do U love me Boy Ofcourse darling i do Girl Wil U luv me after marriage also Boy Tht depends on ur husband If he allows Me 2 luv u
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• #Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband Wife I am Beautiful Which tense is this Husband Past Tense
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• #History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule Student Sir I am not sure but I think from 
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• #Boy Asks A Girl Can U Dance With Me GIRL I Dont Dance With a Child BOY Sorry I did not Know U were Pregnant
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• #Boy girl in restaurant Boy i love U Girl i dont love U Boy think again Girl i told u NOBoy waiter bring seperate bills Girl i love u too
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• #What do u call if Bill Gate s mothr gets bored BEAT THISAny guess MOTHERBOARD Gud nite
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• #Teacher 2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun U must all attend Raju I ll nt b able 2 mak it Sir Teachr y Raju Mom ll nt let me go so far
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• FATHEHow r ur grades son SON Under water Dad FATHEUnder water What do u mean SON They re below C level
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• #Man I m looking for a book How to control ur wife Salesman Sorry we Don t Sell Fiction
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• #Man I m looking for a book How to control ur wife Salesman Sorry we Don t Sell Fiction
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• #Dad if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle Son if i fail Dad i will Present 10 Cycle Son why Dad To Open Cycle Shop
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• #Husband You know our son got his brain from me Wife I think he did I still got mine with me
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• #A girl wearing very short skirt A boy asks he Won t yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress Girl replied My mom will b very angry bcoz Im wearing her dress
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• #indian i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u American i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom