latest Bhojpuri sms


  1. Tohar sms jab awat hai, 
  2. Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai. 
  3. Badan ma gudgudi howat hai. 
  4. Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi, 
  5. Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai





  6.  

  7. tu ruth jabu jaibu to jiyab kaise, 
  8. phatal krejwa ke siyab kaise, 
  9. tu hi to hau hmar sone ke surahi, 
  10. tu hi phoot jaibu to pani piyab kaise.


  11. HAM TAHAKE CHAHI TU HAMKKE CHAH, 
  12. HAM TAHAR HAI ETANA NA TADPAV, 
  13. TAHAR PYAR ME AISHAN JADU BA KI 
  14. BIN BULAVA HAM KHICHAL CHALI AYEE.


  15. Dheeraj Dharah Hamhoo Bekaraar Hai
  16. Tu Hamaar Jaan Hau Ta Ham Tohaar Pyaar Hai
  17. Biswash Rakheeha Aapna Pyaar Peh
  18. Kasam Sey Kahiley Humtohaar Hai.



  19. Hotho se hotho ko chu lene do
  20. Aaj mahuwa ka ras chu lene do
  21. Chupi hai kai shararati muskrahate
  22. Aaj ji bhar k unhe sun lene do.
  23. I MISS U Swt Heart


  24. Dil ke tukade-tukde karke muskura ke chal diye……. 
  25. think if it is said in bhojpuri . 
  26. “karejwa ke bukani-bukni kar ke daant chiyar ke chaldehlan………


  27.  


  28. shawam me baraka bareseba kare aakash mian 
  29. bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a peredese 
  30. tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.





  31. Tu prem ke bemari ke jarilagelu,
  32. kabo kabo dahi ke tari lagelu.
  33. Dosra ke aakh me kat nian garat hoebu
  34. Lekin hamara ankh me indrasan ke padi Lagelu.




  35.  

  36. Kahe gun gunailu jab gave ke na rahe,
  37. kahe rowailu jab hasave ke na rahe,
  38. Aaj aansu pochhat bani ago prasn banke
  39. kahe kailu mohabt jab nibhave ke na rahe



  40. Phul khili t mahkbe kari,
  41. maan chirie h chahakbe kari,
  42. ham jan se t dekhani h na
  43. akhiye h bahkbe kari.


  44. Are o friendwa..
  45. tohar smswa ka intejar ma
  46. hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
  47. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do
  48. Tohara Dost…..



  49. Bihar aisa state h jiska hr
  50. word se india k nam ata h
  51. B-Bharat
  52. I-India
  53. H-Hindustan
  54. A-arywart
  55. R-Riwa


  56. Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,
  57. tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,
  58. tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par
  59. hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi


  60.  


  61. A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
  62. Saala pura body headache maar raha hai



  63. Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
  64. cycle ka paidal mila
  65. aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
  66. Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
  67. ye sambhal ke rakhde,
  68. isme cycle dalwa lenge.



  69. shawam me baraka bareseba kare aakash mian 
  70. bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a peredese 
  71. tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.



  72. Dil ke tukade-tukde karke muskura ke chal diye……. 
  73. think if it is said in bhojpuri . 
  74. “karejwa ke bukani-bukni kar ke daant chiyar ke chaldehlan………


  75. Hotho se hotho ko chu lene do
  76. Aaj mahuwa ka ras chu lene do
  77. Chupi hai kai shararati muskrahate
  78. Aaj ji bhar k unhe sun lene do.
  79. I MISS U Swt Heart



  80. Dheeraj Dharah Hamhoo Bekaraar Hai
  81. Tu Hamaar Jaan Hau Ta Ham Tohaar Pyaar Hai
  82. Biswash Rakheeha Aapna Pyaar Peh
  83. Kasam Sey Kahiley Humtohaar Hai.



  84. 1 African Girl says..
  85. i Love U to a Bihari Boy
  86. Bihari Boys Say 
  87. Tum husan nahi aag 
  88. ka dariyaho hum tumse 
  89. pyar nahi karsakte kyu 
  90. ki tum bahut karia ho...




  91.  

  92. Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai Hamar Rom 
  93. Rom Khil Jawat Hai Badan Ma Gudgudi 
  94. Howat Hai Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu 
  95. Kasur Nahi Hai Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…



  96. Hamar ho ke bhi tu hamar na bhailu,

  97. badu Duniya me ta milabu kabhi bhale dosarake

  98. To ho gailu, ihe umid lagawale rahani ki

  99. Tu yi duniya chhod ke na jane ka kho Gailu.



  100. Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
  101. Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
  102. Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
  103. Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
  104. Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…



  105. 1 Bacha Paida hote hi nurse
  106. se bola-Light aa rahi ha kya
  107. Nurse-nahi bacha-oh sala fir
  108. Bihar me paida ho gya



  109.  


  110.  

  111. Santa-ee batawa ki ek bakri ka tin tang ta char

  112. bakari ke ka go tang? Banta-barah go! Santa-Pagale

  113. hawaa ka marde ago bakariya langar rahe ta ka kulhi langre rahi han sa kaa…



  114. Apan Dil Mein Tohar Pyar Ki Dastaan Likhle

  115. bani Na Tani Na dher pura Likhle bani
  116. Kahiyo Hamro khatir Bhi Dua Kar Liha
  117. Kahe Ki Ham Apan Har Ik Saans Tohare Naam Likhle bani



  118. Man Kahlas Ki Chali SMS Kari
  119. Shochani ki ye pagalpan Ha
  120. Raat Adhariya Kehu Ke SMS Kail
  121. Fer Shochni Ke Jaye Da
  122. Jekra ke Karat Bani
  123. Uho T Pagle Ha



  124. Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di
  125. Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di
  126. etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi
  127. Na t kaha T Du Char Go Jhoot Auri Jod Di



  128. Tajmahal Koun chiz ba,
  129. Ham aehu se bada imarat banwaib,
  130. Mumtaz ta mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
  131. Toh ke sasuri ham zinda dafnaib…………



  132. Rabri: Ka karat ho? 
  133. Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! 
  134. Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. 
  135. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat  



  136. Tohar sms ka intezaarme hum mobilewa hathme liye baitha hun
  137. Tanik apni ungliyan mobile pe ghumaike etho sms wa bhej do
  138. Hamri tarafse aapko
  139. gudmorning va…



  140. A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
  141. ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
  142. full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do



  143. Dhiraj dharah hamhu bekarar hai tu hamar

  144. jaan hau ta hum tohar pyar hai biswash 
  145. rakhiha aapna pyar pe kassam se kahile humtohar hai…



  146. Tu ruth jaibu ta jiyab kaisen,phatal karejwa k siyab kaisen.,
  147. tu hi ta hau hamar sone ka surahi,tu hi phut jaibu ta pani piyab kaisen..



  148. Hamar ho ke bhi tu hamar na bhailu, badu

  149. duniya me ta milabu kabhi bhale dosarake to

  150. ho gailu, ihe umid lagawale rahani ki tu

  151. yi duniya chhod ke na jane ka kho gailu.



  152. BiHARI BABU-Ari O Doctorni,E Kaisain Nasbandi Kiye Ho Hamar?

  153. Biwi Phir Se Maa Banne Wali Hai,
  154. DOCTORNI-Bhootni Ke Nasbandi Ham Tohar Kiye Hai,
  155. Pure Bihar K NAHI

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