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Sardi ke mausam ka maja alag sa hai
Raat mein raja~i ka maja alag sa hai
Dhund ne aaker chupa liya sitaron ko
Aapki judai ka ahsaas ab alag sa hai…
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Sard raaton ko satati hai judai teri
Aag bhujti nahi se~ene mein lagai teri
Jab bhi chalti hain hawayein
Dil ko aa jati hai yaad teri…
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Aa ja abhi sardi ka mausam nahi gujra
Pahadon per a~bhi bhi baraf jami hai
Sab kuch to hai mere paas
Sirf teri hi ek kami hai…
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Dil ki dhadk~ane ruk si gayi hain
Sansein meri tham si gayi hain
Pucha humne dil ke doctor se to pta chala
sardi ke karan aapki yadein dil mein jam si gayi hai…
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Sankranti, the festival of the Sun is here ! May it bring you greater knowledge and wisdom and light up your life for the entire new year. Happy Sankranti !
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Moongfali di khusboo te Gurh di mithaas, Makki di roti te Sarson da Saag, dil di khushi te apneya da pyar, mubarak hove tuhanu M~akar Sankranti da tyohar.
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Makar Sankranti Marks Joy And Cheer And Brings Along Everything That’s Best. May The Festival Of Harvest Season Be One T~hat Brings Along With It All That’s Best And Everything You Deserve. Have A Memorable Makar Sankranti !
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Pal Pal Sunahre Fool Kh~ile , Kabhi Na Ho Kanto Ka Samna , Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe , Sankranti Par Hamari Yahi Shubhkamna !!! Happy Makar Sankranti A new beginning A new destination With happiness or sorrow With pain or pleasure Happy Makar Sankranti!
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Makar Sannkrati ke din aapke jeevan ka andhera chhat jaye aevam gyan aur prakash se aapka jeevan ujjwal ho jaye..
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Ugta Hua Suraj Dua De Aapko, Khilta Hua Phool Khushbu De Aapko, Hum To Kuch Dene Ke Kabil Nahi Hai, Dene Wala Hazaar Khushiyan De Aapkom…
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Meethe good main mil gaye till,Udi patang or khill gaye dil,har din sukh or harpal shanti,aapke liye happy lohri or happy makar sankranti..
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“The evolution of the human rights movement clearly illustrates humanity’s ongoing struggle toward creating a better world.”~
Happy Human Rights Day.
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist…
You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings.
Those religions that ar~e oppressive to women are also against democracy, human rights, and freedom of expression.
The evolution of the human rights movement clearly illustrates humanity’s ongoing struggle toward creating a better world.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.
When I dare to be powerful to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.
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Khush Naseeb Woh Nahi Jis ka Naseeb Acha Hai,
Balkay Khush Nas~eeb Woh hai,
Jo Apnay Naseeb Pe Khush hai…
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Puchta he jab koi~n main aur yaad aa Jati he “MAA”
Happy Mothers Day.
Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa jaata
Aise mausam m~ain hi to dimag ka dahi hota
Dimag ki baat paper par nahi aa pati
Yeh afsana to result mein hi bayaan hota hai …
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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Paperon me~in number kisne paaya hai
Ham to unhi aaye the paper dene
Sab kehte hain sala pura padh kar aya hai…
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mauka Mila To Piche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna !
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Dil se teri yaad ko juda to nhi kia!
Rakha jo tujhay yaad b~ura to nhi kia!
Hum se log hain naraz kis lie?
Hum ne kabhi jaan kar kisi ko khafa to nhi kia!
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Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai~ na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
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Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai…
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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye ba~yan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye…
Kali Puja Khushio ka
Ujalo ka
Kali puja A~apki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Kali ka Aagman ho…
Happy Kali Puja!
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May Maa Kali kalipuja
bring joy to you and your loved ones
May the Divine blessings Of Maa Kali be with you always
Happy Kali Puja..
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May maa bless you
With happiness all the year through!
Wishing you a happy Kali puja…
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Grandparents are there to help the child
get into mischief the~y haven’t thought of yet…
that’s why we are blessed for having you.
Happy Grandparents’ Day!
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A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchan~ted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
Happy Grandparents Day.
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They say genes skip generations.
Maybe that’s why gra~ndparents find their grandchildren so likeable.
This is your day, grandma and grandpa. Enjoy!
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Grandchildren are God’s
way of compensating us for
growing old.Happy Grandparents Day…
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A garden of Love grows in a Grandmother’s heart.Wish you very happy grandparents day grandma.
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Murli Manohar, Brij ke Dhrohar. Wo Nandlala Gopala, Bansi Ki Dhun Par Sabke Dukh Harne Wala. Sab Milkar Machaye Dhoom Ki Krishna Ane Wala Hai.
Happy Govardhan ~Pooja!!
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Krishna jinka nam, gokul jinka dham, aise Shree Krishna bhagwan ko, ham sab ka pranam, jai shree krishna.
Happy Govardhan Puja!!
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Chandan ki khusbu,Resham ka haar, Bhadav ki shugandh, Barish ki fhuhaar, Dil ki ummide, Apno ka pyar Mangalmay h~o aapko Govardhan Puja ka tyohar.
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Deepak ki roshni Mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan Daan ki barsat Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Dhanteras ka tyohar. ~Happy Dhanteras.
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Adorn our lives else trite
With sparklers that motley skies
As soaring spirits of powder wander
Let us thank the heavenly might,
In this festive season of lights.
Happy Dhanteras!!!
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May goddess Laxmi bless your business
to do well in spite~ of all odds like
the enduring charms of gold and diamonds
Happy Dhanteras
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On the auspicious d~ay of dhanteras puja
Hindus follow the tradition of purchasing precious metals
gold, platinum or silv~er, in the form of jewellery
coins or utensils, for good luck.Happy Dhanteras…
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May this Dhanters Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everythin bright & beauti~fulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.Happy Dhanteras to you and your family.
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The best way to remember someone it to do it with a smile on your face. You will not be able to do it soon but at least t~ry and this will make the soul of the one who has gone happy.
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When we loose suc~h a special person in our life, time seems to stop. However, it is important that we start to live again with a smile on your face so that we can make his soul happy, as he is still looking at us even if we can’t.
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You’ve lost someone who was a special part of your family. May you all find comfort in each other and in all the deep concern that comes to you today.
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Lord you care so much,
For the tears ~of a hurting child,
Who has felt the grief of tragedy,
Now no longer wears a smile.
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It is extremely sad for me to know of the tragic incident.
All your dear one~s, ur family and ur friendz are your pillars of strength at this moment.
May You have the courage. May the departed soul be in peace.
Deepest condolences from me…
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Perhaps they are not the stars,
but rather openings in Heaven
where the love o~f our lost 1,s
pours through and shines down
upon us to let us know that are happy…
Buddha Purnima (Buddha Jayanti) is a Buddhist festival that marks Gautama Buddha’s birth, enlightenment and d~eath. It falls on the day of the full moon in May.
Shanti aur ahinsa ke dut bhagvan budha ko naman
Buddh Poornima Ki Shubhkamnaye !!!
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We live in illusion and the appearance of things.There is a reality. We are that reality.When you understand thi~s, you see that you are nothing, and being nothing, you are everything.That is all.
Happy Buddha Purnima.
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Jivan ko apne sarthak banao
Prabhu ke dhyan me man ko ramao
Buddh Poornima ki Shubhakamnaye!
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Gautam Bhudda, the Light of Asia, his message has traveled far and wide and captured the hearts and minds of billions o~f people in the world.Happy Buddha Jayanti.
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You may gath~er knowledge and money and prestige and power, but if have missed love then you have missed the real door.
Happy Buddha Purnima
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The warmth of your love is all I need during cold times. Happy Bhai Dooj Bhaiya…!!
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You were always my best friend,
looking out for me, making sure
the path I traveled on was smooth.
Even if I searched the world over,
there cannot be a better brother than you.
Happy Bhai Dooj
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Bhai Dooj is just an e~xcuse for me to express myself
You mean the world to me. Happy Bhai Dooj
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To the outside w~orld we all grow old,
but we know each other as we always were.
We know each other’s heart.
We live outside the touch of time.
Happy Bhai Dooj
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Bhai dooj is festival of prayers from sister to brother, brother’s protection for her sister. May this Bhai dooj , we all celebrate it with e~ven more love and protection for our sisters and brothers.Best wishes on this Bhai Dooj.
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Like the love of Lor~d Krishna for his sister Subhadra, all brother should love their sister and like the blessings of Subhadra for his brother Krishna, all sisters should always pray for their Brothers.Happy Bhai Dooj.
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Brothers are like st~reetlights along the road,
they don’t make distance any shorter but
they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
Happy Bhai Dooj
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Akshaya Tritiya, the third day of the bright half of Vaishakh, is considered one of the most sacred days to start anythin~g auspicious. Akshaya Tritiya or Akha Teej is the birthday of Lord Parashurama, the sixth incarnation of Vishnu. It is also regarded as the start of the Treta Yuga.
Aapko akshaya tritiya ki her saari Shubh Kamnaye…
Maa Lakshmi aap pe apni ~krupa humesha banaye rahkhee Apko Akshaya Tritiya ki Shubh Kamnaye…
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May this Akshaya Tritiya,light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,And dreams for a year full of smiles!
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May Lord Vishnu bless you with wealth and prosperity on the occasion of Akshaya Tritiya.
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May Lord bless ~you on this auspicious day of Akshaya Trithiya,and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Greetings on Akshaya Trithiya.
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Akshaya Tritiya is very sacred and auspicious day. There is a belief that valuables bought on this special day will b~ring prosperity, luck and success. So purchase gold of your wish…
Happy Akshaya Tritiya.
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Kaha se lauu woh shabd jo tere tarif ke qabel ho
kaha se lauu ~woh chand jisme teroo khubsoorati samil ho
aye mere bewafa sanam ek baar bata de
kaha se lauu woh kismat jisme to bas mujhe hasil ho…
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Inspirational Hindi SMS can help lift the spirit of those around you. Read on to explore free inspiring text messages.
Taaron mein akela chaad jagmagata hai…..
mushquilo mein akela insaan dagmagata hai….
kaate se g~habrana mat mere dost…..
kyoki kaaton mein hi akela gulab muskurata hai…
Aankhon mein manzilein thi………
gire aur sambhalte rahe……….
aandhiyon mein kya dum tha……….
chiraag ha~wa mein bhi jalte rahe………
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Jo rehtay hain dil mein wo Juda nhi hotay!
Kuch ehsas lafzon se bayan nhi hotay!
Ek hasrat ha~i unhain mananay ki lekin!
Wo itnay achay hen k kabhi khafa nhi hotay!
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I hate when I’m ignoring someone but they don’t text me or anything so they don’t even know that I’m ignoring them…
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Nikalta chand sabko pasand aata hai,
Doobta suraj kaun dekhna chahta hai,
Toot ta hua taara sabki dua isliye poori karta hai,
Kyuki use tootne~ ka dard maalum hota hai!!
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Bahut kuch sikha jaati hai zindgi,
Hansa k rula jati hai zindgi..
Jee sako jitn~a utna jee lo doston,
Kyuki bahut kuch baaki rehta hai, Aur khatam ho jati hai zindgi..
Waqt kehta hai k fir nahi aaunga,
Teri aa~nkhon ko ab na rulaunga,
Jeena hai to iss pal ko jee le,
Shayad main kal tak na ruk paaunga..
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! LIVE IT..
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Unki kismat ka bhi kaisa sitara hoga
Jinko meri tarah takdir ne mara hoga
Kinare par baithe log ye kya jane
Doobne wale n~e kis-kis ko pukara hoga…
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Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka~ samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga…
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Teri tareef me kya likhu ab
kitabo me nhi samata hai
kehta hai dil rone ko
jab samne tu aata hai…
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Apke deedar ko nikal aaye hai taare
aapki khushboo se chha gayi hai bahare
apke saath dikh~~te hai kuch aise nazare
ki chhup chhup ke chand bhi bas aaphi ko nihare..
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Aap me kuchh ~baat hai
aap auron~ se kuchh khaas hai
aapki tareef me kya kahoon
apke aage chand ki khoobsurti bhi bekar hai…
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Dil ki nahi jaa~n ki jarurat ho tum
zami ki nahi a~asmaan ki inayat ho tum
aur ab hum kya aapki tareef kare
husn ki nahi kayamat ki murat ho tum…
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apki hasi pe chhidakte hain hum jaan
aapki khushi pe toh hai sab kuch kurbaan
apke bin to~h ye ~jahan lage veeran
kyuki aap toh hai jaise is dil ka gulistaan…
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Love i~nspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns ~Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho
jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya…
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Before 1947 August 15,
world never know the meaning of freedom,
its Indian who taught the world
the true meaning of freedom,
Be proud to be Indian,
Happy Independence Day…
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How often we fail to realize
our good f~ortune in living in a country
where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy…
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My God! How li~ttle do my countrymen know
what precious blessings they are in possession of,
and which no other people on earth enjoy!
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We must be free not because
we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.
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Without freedom,
no one really has a name.
One Nation, One Vision, One Identity..
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If our country is worth dying for
in time of war let us resolve that
it is truly worth living for in time of peace…
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It is the love of country
that has lighted ~and that keeps
glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
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I am in love,
I am passionate about her,
I loving ev~ery moment of it
And why not, it’s her Birth Day.
It’s Apna India
Happy Independence Day
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Jab Humne Unse Pucha
Sapna Ky~a Hota Hai
To Unhone Kaha
Band Aankho Mein Jo Apna Hota Hai
Khuli Aankhon Mein Wahi Sapna Hota Hai…..!!!! …
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Hamein Adat Bohat Thi Peenay Ki
Usnay Apni Kasam Dey Kar Chura Di
Bethay Thay Mehfil Mein Yaron Ki
Yaaro Ney Us Ki Kasam De Kar Pila Di…
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Yeh Dua Hai Tumhari Zindagi Sawar Jaye,
Har Nazar Mein Bas~ Pyaar Nazar Aaye,
Tumhe Jiski Talash Hai Mere Dost,
Khuda Kare Wo Khud Tumari Talash Mein Aaye…
Ye Nafrat Buri Hai, Na Paalo Isay
Dilo Main ~Khalish Hai ,Nikalo Isay
Na Tera ,Na Mera ,Na Iska , Na Uska
Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai,Bacha Lo Isay…
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Watan Hamra Misaal Mohabbat Ki,
Torta Hai Deewar Nafrat Ki,
Meri Khush Naseebi,
Mili Zindagi Is Chaman Mein,
Bhula Na Sake Koi Iski Khusboo Saton Janam Me,
Happy Independence Day…
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Meri Teraf A Ker To Dekh
Mutawjah Na Hoon To Kehna
Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh
Rahain Na Khool Doo To Kehna
Mujh Sey Sa~wal Ker K Dekh
Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna. ..
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Golden Words Through Islam:
“Apni Soch Hamesha Musbat Rkho
Har E~k K Bare Main..
Kyun K Tum Jis Nazariye Se Kisi Ko Dekho Gay
Woh Tumko Waisa Hi Nazar Ayega..”…
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Sometimes ALLAH Upsets Ur Plans
To Set Up HIS Own Plans.
ALLAH’s Plans R Perfect.
So Never Get Upset
When Ur Plans Get Upset.
Have Faith In ~ALLAH !…
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Happy Moments – PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK~ ALLAH
Quiet Moments – WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments – TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment – THANK ALLAH.
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Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai
Chand k bagh~air raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan.
Jo tujhey teri khamiyan batayewo tera dost hai.
Ghareeb wo hai jis ka koi dost na ho…
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Wo gunah jis ~ka tumhein ranj ho,
Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai
jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.
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Mujhy Wo ~Lakh Tarpaie Mager Us Shakhs Ki Khatir
Mere Dil K Andhiron Main Duaain Raks Karti Hain
Usay Kehna K Lout Aye Sulagti Sham Se Pehlay
Kisi Ki Khushk Ankhon Main Sadaain Raks Karti Hain
Khuda Janay Kaisi Kashish Hai Uski Yadon Mein
Main Uska Zikar Cheroon To Hawain Raks Krti Hain…
Tan Mein Masti,
Maan Mein Umang,
Chalo Akash Mein Dale Rang,
Ho Jaye Sab Sang-Sang,
Udayye P~ATANG!
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTA!
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Ye Promish Hai Humara,
Na Chhode~nge Kabhi Saath Tumhara.
Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar,
Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.
HAPPY PROMISE DAY…
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Tamam Gunahon Ki Saza
ALLAH Jab Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy
Lkin Waldain Ke Nafrman Ko
Uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He
Love Your Parents !
Respect them…
Sun 22 May 2011
Woh Hai Meri Pyari Maa …
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Dare Naa, Ruke Naa, Jhuke Naa
Woh Meri Maa, Woh Meri Maa
Bhula De Khud Ko, Mita De Khud K
Mamta~ Wo Mere Liye,Woh Meri Maa !
Bass Aur Kya Kahun..
Woh Hai Meri Pyari Maa ! …
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Is zulem ke duniya munfaqat payar meri maan
Hai mery l~ey saya-e-diwar meri maan
Nafrat ky jazeron sy mohabat ke hadun tak
Bus payar hai haan payar hai payar meri maan…
Meri pyar ki list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Selection ki bhi list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Tum hi ~meri maa aur meri dost ho
Mera pyaar hamesha tumhare saath ho….
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Phool Khilte Rahein Zindgi Ki Raah Mein
Hassi Chamakti Rahe Aapki Nigaah Mein
Kadam Kadam Par Mile Khushi Ki Bhaar Aapko
Dil Deta Hai~ Yehi Dua Baar-Baar Aapko
Happy Rose Day…
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Musk~urahat
Chehre Ki Shan
Muskurahat
Dosti Ka Paigam
Muskurahat
Dosti Ki Pehchan
Muskurahat
Khushiyon Ki Jaan
Or
Ab
Muskuraty
Dost Ko Mera Salam
Always Smile…
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Here are some sms m~essages that we thought you can use today on this Maharashtra Day. If you have more, please post them here and share them with everyone…
Long Live Maharashtra
What the people want is very simple.
They wa~nt Maharashtra as good as its promise.
Jai Maharashtra
I love my freedom. I love my Maharashtra
“Jai Maharashtra!”
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Desh k liye jinhonene vilas ko thukraya tha,
Gire huon ko jinhonene Swabiman Sikhaya tha,
Jisne hum Sabko Toofano se takrana sikhaya tha
Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo “Baba Saheb” Kehlaya tha.
Aaj Uski Baato ko hum Dil se apnayenge..
Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li,
rahe dono ek dam~ khamosh par phir bhi baat karli.
Kuch samay baad Mohabbat ki fiza ko tab jana jab khud ko akela paya,
aur tab mere in aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li…
Wo to diwani thi muje tanha chhod gayi,
khud na ruk saki to apna saya chod gayi.
dukh nahi gum is b~aat ka hai,
ankho se karke wada bato se tod gayi..
Apni to mohobbat ki itni si kahani hai,
Tuti hui kashti t~hera hua pani hai,
Ek phool kitabo mein dam tod chuka hai,
Magar kuch yaad nahi aata ye kiski nishani hai.
Tare asman me chamkte hai,
badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai.
Hum bhi kitne nadan hai,
aap dil me rehte hai aur hum aapse milne ko tarste hai…
Vaade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hai,
zakhm muft aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye hai.
Is se badhkar wafadari ki misaal kya hogi maut se pehle vo kafan le aaye hai.
Unka vaada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
isi umeed par hum jiye jayenge.
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyara hai,
kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
Gamo me husne walo ko rulaya nahit jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
banane wale ban~ jate hai apne.,
kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata.
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Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai
Kiran nikalne se pahle gulab dekhe hai
Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai
Gale mein uske khuda ki ajib barkat hai
Wo bolta hai ~to ek roshni si hoti hai
Pyar ka to dushman zamana hai,
har ashiq k pyar ka apna hi fasana hai,
Sabko pata hai Aansu hi milte hai pyar me,
fir B na jane ky~u har koi pyar me Deewana hai.
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Ek gair se mujhe itna pyar kyun hai,
inkar karne par bhi mujhe ikrar kyun hai,
meri takder ~mein tujhe milna nahi shayad,
phir bhi har mod par tera Intjar kyun hai?
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Taras gaye aapke deedar ko,
Phir bhi dil a~ap hi ko yaad karta hai,
Humse khusnaseeb to aapke ghar ka aaina hai,
Jo har roz aapke husn ka deedar karta hai.
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Thi woh koi ladki ya thi woh koi balaa,
Dil uski khoobsoorti mei toh hai bas dhalaa,
Kuch lamh~o ke deedar ke aage na ye dimaag chalaa,
Jaise hua koi jadoo ya dikhaayi kisi ne kalaa.
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Chaand ke nikalne se dikhti hai aapki jhalak,
Aap samne hote ho toh na jhapakti hai palak,
Aapke aage feeki lagti hai heere ki chamak,
Aur aapse he to~h aati hai zindagi mei raunak.
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Aarzu hai tumhe paane ki,
Aur koi chaahat nahi deewaane ki,
Shikwa mujhse nahi khuda se karo,
Kya zaroorat thi tumhe khoobsoorat banaane ki.
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Woh aapka palke jhuka ke muskuraana,
Woh aapka nazarein jhuka ke sharmaana,
Waise aapko pata hai ya nahi hume pata nahi,
Par is dil ko mil gaya hai uska nazaraana…
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Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4~ jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!
`
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke ac~haar dalegi kya?
`
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..
Apun ko reply ka~rneko majbur karta hai..
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..
`
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
`
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
`
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
`
Kya mast air~ chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
`
Tera bhot me!mory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega…
`
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein…
`
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai…
`
God created world in 6 daz Bt took centuries 2 come up wt some1 as bUtiful as U!
Well…Ajoobo ko banane mein waqt toh lagta hain na….
`
Kuch kehna hai apse
Dar lag raha hay k kaisay kahun
Wahi baat jo dil ko choo Jai
Wohi 3 lafz
Mind to nahi karo gay?
Kehdun?
“INSAAN BAN JAO”
`
Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu……
Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khiyaal hamaeshaa duphair kohe Aata hay :p
`
Pyar ko mat chupao Usay zarurat hay jatanay Ki
apni khuwaisho ko mat chupao Usay zarurat hay bahar anay ki
ab aur Perfume Mat lagao
tumhai zarurat hai Nahanay ki…
`
Jivan k kathin Rasto per Kaun Apka Saath Nibhata hay?
Main?
Aapka Dost?
Nahi?
to phr or Kaun?
AAp ke chappal Ulloo :P
`
Hamari Life Us Waqt complete Hoti hay..
jab Aap ho or may hun
Or hamaray
chotay chotay
Pyar~ay Pyaray
Sweet Sweet
cute Cute
Nannay nanay
shararti
SMs Hon :P
`
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
`
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
.
.
.
.
lagana th~appar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai…
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Aajadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,
Sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,
Bachi ho j~o ek bund bhi garam lahu ki…
Tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hane denge.
Happy Independence Day
`
Aao jhukke salam kare unko jinke,
Hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
Khushnasib hota hai wo khun,
Jo desh ke kaam aata hai.
“Jay hind Jay bharat”
Happy Independence Day
`
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Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se.
Happy Independence Day
`
Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chata hu…
Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahte hai…
Wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
`
Apunka pehala SMS 15th Aug Ko ,ye le pakad le
Sare zahan se ~achcha hindusta hamara ,
aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara!
Happy Independence Day
`
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
But i like o~nly one day
That is INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Happy Independence Day to You
`
Aao desh ka samman kare shahidon ki kurbaniya yad kare,
Ek bar fir se desh ki Kamaan hum Hindustani apne hath mai le,
Aao swantantr~ata diwas ka maan kare.
Happy Independence Day
`
Azad Hindudustan k nalayak nojawano,
Agar aaj valentines day hota ya phr frendshp day hota,
To inbox full hota….
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sab ko
INDEPENDENCE DAY wish karo.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
`
Watan hamra misaal mohabbat ki,
todta hai deewar nafrat ki,
meri khus nasibi,mili zindagi is chaman me,
bhula na sake koiiski khusboo saton janam me,
Happy Independence Day
`
We celebrate Velentine day and We enjoy friendship day.
Because we are free and Independent to do this in India.
So the biggest ac~heivement is our INDEPENDENT DAY.
Happy Independence Day
`
We are very proud to be an Indian,
So~ love our Nation,
Work for our Nation to Grow,
Hava a sprit,
Jai hind,
Happy Independence Day
Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Behre ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
`
Aap itrate bahut ho
dil ko behlate bahut ho
sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaaye
par kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho.
`
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
`
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me ~aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
`
There is a g~ood news for u.U r going to usa soon. Some scientist will take you there. Because they want to test that how can you live without your brain.
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Arz kiya hai.
agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,
agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,
to isme gad~he ki kya galti hai.
`
Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi….
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
`
Go down to c my heart..
.
.
.
.
.
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to~ ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah…
`
Jab tum hastey ho to……
aisa lagta hai k insan pehle bandar tha
Dekho gussa na karna
Kyon k ~jub tum gussa karte ho to……
aisa lagta hai k insan aaj bhi bandar hain…
`
Butterflies don’t know what colour their wings are.
But human ey~es know how beautiful it is.
Likewise you don’t know your quality
but I know ki tu kitna kamina hai re….
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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
`
Apki ‘smile’ ne sa~ara jahan hila diya,
Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya
`
Dekha tujhe to ro~oh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
`
Apki chal mor jaisi,
awaaz ~koyal jaisi,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
kitna acha hota ki do teen quality insano ki hoti.
`
HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota
kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota..
Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai varna
tumhare jaise ladko ke paas mobile nahi hota ..
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Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai…
SMS ki achc~hi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??
`
Arz kiya hai:
I am a ~dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
`
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhad~kan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho!
`
Shaam hote hii ~ye Dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi pass hota hai.
`~
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya ,
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya…
T
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Har sawaal se dat kar ladna
fekne mein kami mat karna
mauka mile~ toh piche bhi dekhna
aur ek baat yaad rakhna
aage waale ka paper apna samajhna…
`
Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane…
`
EXAM ANTHEM
Hum honge all pass
hum honge all pass..
hum honge all pass ek dinnn….
Ho Ho
likhte hain bakwas
phir bhi hain vishwas
paper kiya hain jhakaas
hum honge all pass ek dinn….
`
Exams r der, at d paper v stare,
d ans. is no where,
which makes u pull ur hair,
d teachers glare,
d grades r not fair,
but just like d past 15 yrs WE DONT CARE.
Marne k baad hamare nasib me mohabbat ho na ho,
Ye hawa ye f~iza ho na ho,
Arey dost zinda h tab-tak sms bhejte raho,
Kya pta hmari kabr pe network ho na ho..
`
Palko main ~kaid kuch sapne h,
Kuch begane kuch apne h,
Na jane kya kshish h in khyalo main,
Aap dur hokar bhi kitne Apne hain..
`
Mithi mith~i yaadon ko palko me saja lena,
Gujre hue palo ko Dil me bsa lena,
Nazar na au hakikat main agar toh,
Muskurakr mujhe sapno me bula lena..
`
Dunia me sa~bse pyari h apki yari,
Dekh k ye jal gyi dunia sari,
Kya apko yaad ati nhi hamari,
Toh chalo ab pyar se sms krne k h apki bari..
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Ladki ek aisi p~aheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.
`
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi…
`
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun sa~ala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
`
Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend
Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet
Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao
All out lagao machar bhagao…
`
Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
`
Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol ~rahe ho?
Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain….
`
Boyfriend apn~i girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Boyfriend: I’m falling in love. ..
`
Teacher: Tumhare PaPa kya karte hain?
Pappu: Jo meri Mommy kehti hai woh. ..
`
Q: Aadmi sh~adi kyon karta hai?
A: Kyon ki jab marne ke baad narak me jaye to ajeeb sa na lage.
`
Pati: Tum hi meri kavita ho, kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Aap hi mere Dinesh ho, Rajesh ho, Suresh ho….
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What is MOHABBAT?
MOHABBAT is
M, mot.
O, oljhan.
H, harna.
A, aansu.
B, bewafai.
B, barbadi.
A, andhera.
T, tanhai.
So frien!dship is always better than Love?
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What is marriage?…..
Do dilon ka bandhan…..
Do atmaon ka milan…….
Do bhabnaon ka sammilan….
Do insan ki dhadkan…
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he~ received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two w~ords in: “Yes dear”
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighborhood
table n ~wish you”d ordered that…..
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should ~also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Koi kahe isse Jadu ki Jhappi,
Koi kahe isse pyar..
Mauka khoobsurat,
Aa Gale Lagja mere yaar..
Happy Hug Day !
Bole toh
Hug Day Mubarak !
Sat 12 Feb 2011
Exams SMS in Hindi
Posted by Rahul under Miscellaneous SMS
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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
`
Kya rakha he padhai me,
Kyu bar-bar dohrate ho ,
Jab nursury se hi padhna he to kyo aage ki kitab uthate ho…
`
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
`
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha..
`
Papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar…
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Kiss kisi ki mahfil main,
Kiss kisi kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jis ne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jis ne her miss ko kiss kiya…
`
My Love For You Grows
More With Each Passing Day,
The Thought Of Your Gorgeous Face
Takes My Breath Away:
Those Brown Eyes Fill My Soul With Happiness,
Those Luscious Lips I Love To Kiss.
`
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss…
`
Give me one kiss to go to sleep. Give me two kisses to dream. Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.
`
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga…
`
Tuje Chumne Ka Maza Hi Aur Hai
Tuje Me Chuma Tere In Kubsurat Gulabi Honton Pe
Tuje Chumo Me Tera Hasen Mehktwe Jism Ko
Bus Tume Hi Chumta Jao
Is Tarah Mere Jawani Ki Saal Beet Jaye…
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Khud ko khud Se Humklam kar k daikhna
Kitna mushkil hai ye kaam kar k daikhna
Kis qadr Udas guzarti hain meri Shamein
Yaad kisi ko kisi shaam kar k daikhna.
Wishing You A Charming Engagement
`
Yaar ke intezar mein dil bekarrar ho jaye,
Unke deedar ki ghadi Jaise Bahaar ho jaye.
Hamari Bhi rab se yehi dua hai doston,
Duniya me sab ko aise hi pyar ho jaye.
Wish you Good Day
`
Congratulation,
Here’s wishing u lots of wonderful
moments of togetherness…
now & always.May God bless you.
Happy Engagement Day
`
Tufan me kashti ko kinare be mil jate hain,
Jahan me logon ko sahare be mil jate hain,
Duniya me sabse pyari hai zindgi,
Kuch log zindgi se pyare be mil jate hain.
Happy Engagement Day
Agar Koi Puchhe life me Kya Khoya Kya Paya
To Bila_Jhijhak Kehna Jo Kuch Khoya Wo
Meri Nadani Hy Or Jo Kuch Paya
Wo Mere RAB Ki Meherbani Ha..
`
Koi na milay to kismat se gila nahi kartay!
akSr log mil kar bhi mila nahi kartay!
har shaakh par bahaar aati hy Zaror!
par har shaakh par phool khila nahi kerta..
`
Kisi insan ki khubi ko pehchano or usy bayan kro,
Lekin agar kisi ki khami mil jae to
yahan tumhari khubi ka imthan hai…
`
Jis sy anchal bhi nahi sar ka sambhala jata…,
Us se kia khak tere ghar ki hifazat hogi…..!!!
This msg 4 all those boys who like fashionable girls.
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Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna
tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy!
Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.
`
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
`
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
`
Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
`
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun…
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If I Reached For Your Hand , Will U Hold It ?
If I Hold Out My Arms, Will U Hug Me ?
If I Go For Your Lips, Will U Kiss Me ?
If I Capture Ur Heart , Will U Love Me ??
Happy Propose Day
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Hum ne isi darr se video game hi khelna chor diye “Faraz”
k Achanak light Chali Gai tou Token Zaya hoga
`
Yun Dil Ki Baat Kehna To Mushkil Hai “Faraz”
Is Liye Zong Lo Or Sab Keh Do..
`
Samander mein fana hona to qismat ki kahani hai. “FARAZ”
Jo marty hein kinaron pe, mujhe dukh un pe hota hai…
`
Mohabat mein hum ne kya kuch nahi luta diya Faraz…
Unhe pasnad thi Roshni aur Hum ne khud ko jala diya……
`
ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justjoo karen
Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say ruju karien..
`
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi…
Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..
Ae ALLAH!
Yeh pyar hi hai,
Ya…
“Faraz” ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!
`
Apny chaman se Cigaratte la sako to lado Faraz!
Mere aashiyany k Rastay main koi Paan ka Cabin nahi hai.
`
Apni nakaami ka ek ye bhi sabab hai Faraz!
Cheez jo mangtay hain sab se juda mangtay hain…
`
Qadam ruk sy gaye hein phool bikty dekh kar Faraz….!
Main aksar us sey kehta tha MUHABAT phool hoti hai……!!!
`
Faraz phr se arz karte hein.
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hoon,
Mat Samjho K Chura Kr Laya Hon,
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Dain Hai,
Ussi k ghar se utha kr laya hon.!
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Chand nazar aya?
( ‘:’ )Nai?
(”)(”)
Idhar dekho!
(’: ‘ )
(”)(”)
Nahi?
Udhar?
( ‘:’)
(”)(”)
Nahi?
( ‘:’ )
(”)(”).
Chalo theek hai,mai ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo. :)
Yaad kerta hain tumhain tanhai main,
Dil dooba hai gamaon ki gehrai main,
Hame mat dhoondna duniya ki bheir mein,
Hum milenge tumhain tumhari parchai main.
`
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaunga tumhe manane ke liye…
`
Khawab na tute, dil na tute
Aap na hamse ruthe
Baat na tute, saath na chute
Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute.
`
Jab yaad ati hai aapki muskura lete hein,
Kuch pal har ghum bhola dete hai,
Kese bheeg sakti hai aap ki aankhen,
Aapke hissy k aanso to hum baha lete hain..
`
Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan na lijiye,
Kyun ho khafa ye bayaa to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.
`
Humse koi gila ho jaye to maaf karna
Yaad na kar paaye to maaf karna
Dil se to hum aapko bhulenge nahi
Ye dil hi ruk jaye to maaf karma
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A bat hai…
Apne rehne tak to khushi doonga sab ko…
Jo kisi ko meri “mout” pe khushi mil jaye to kia baat hai.
`
Aaj unki dosti main kuch kami dekhi,
Chand ki chandni main kuch nami dekhi,
Udaas ho k loat aaye hum apny ghar,
Unki mehfil jab auron se jami dekhi.
`
Aasoo-on ke chalne ki aawaz nahi hoti,
Dil ke totne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko har dard ka ehsaas,
To usey dard denay ki aadat nahi hoti!
`
Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai,
Apne rab se yehi fariyaad karte hai,
Umar humari bhi lag jaye aapko,
Hum toh vaise bhi maut ka intazar karte hai.
`
Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai,
Iss dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai,
Hum to gham lekar bhi yaad rakhte,
Aur ek wo hai jo gham dekar bhi bhool jate hai.
`
Dard ki dewar per fariyad likha karte hai
Har rat tanhai ko abad kia karte hai
A khuda unnhein jarur khush rakhna
Jinhe hum tujse bhi pehle yaad kia karte hai.
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Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife : Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
`
Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad,
Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad,
Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain,
Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad,
Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain ,
kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad,
meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay,
Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad…
Happy Anniversary!
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Har Dost say achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,
koi hum ko yad kare na kare,
Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari….
Happy Friendship anniversary.!
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Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
phir humein aram kahan hota hay,
hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai…
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Jb chala chor ka batlanay ke zahmat bi na ke,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani ka bhi tu adaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
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Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
ab tumse kya chhupaana,
tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
`
Hum unse pyar karte hain,
wo humse pyar karte hain.
Na wo humse baat karte,
na hum unse baat karte hain.
Bas ek dusre ko dekh kar,
time pass kiya karte hain…
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Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
You hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se sms kare to jawab dena sikho.
`
Teri dosti hm is tarha nibhayein ga,
Tm roz khafa hona hm roz manayein ga,
Par suno maan jana manane se,
Werna bheegi palkein la kar kahan jayein ga..
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Sahil per khare khare humne shaam kardi,
apna dil or duniya aap k naam kar di,
ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k nam kar di.
`
Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
wo to har roz rulaate the humen
hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.
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Kadam kadam pa hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt ma dosti ko yad rakhna
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain
. . . . . . Bus apni naak saaf rakhna.
Barish Ki Rim Jhim bhi Kuch Ga Rahi…
Betabi Dil Pe Mere Chaah Rahi Hai…
Khusboo Hawa Beete Din La Rahi Hai…
Armano Pe Sitam Ye Dhaa Rahi…
Meri Nazar Me Koee Aa Rahi Hai…
Shamma Ki Roshini Bhi Ja Rahi Hai…
Teri Yaad Aa Rahi Hai…
Aa Rahi Hai…Aa Rahi Hai…
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Shamki Tanhaime Kho Na Jana,
Kisi Ki Mastime Doob Na Jana,
Milegi Zaroor Ek Din Manzil Tumhe
Unhe Paa Kar Hame Bhul Na Jana…
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Aapki Yaadme Maine Kalam Uthayi,
Liya Kagaz Aur Tasvir Aapki Banayi,
Socha Tha Dilse Lagake Rakhun Par
Wo To Bachon Koi Darane Ke Kaam Aayi…
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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye..
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Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
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Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.
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Aaya Apne Beech Mein Kisika Sayaa Kyun…….
Jab Rulana Hi Tha Tujhe Tou Phir Hasaya Kyun.!!..
1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho
(Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’
2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi
(No One Will Ever Know What Was Their ‘Umeed’
3)Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe
(They Will Themselves Change U As Time Passes And Then Throw This Dialogue)
4)Sach Batana, Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon
(Do They Really Mean When They Say ‘Sach Batana’)
5)I Am Very Selfish Na
(And They Want You To Say No Dear U R Not)
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Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,
Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
Woh College ki sabse – purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko – saare kehte the… jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon – ki ‘cutting’ chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal – mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi – tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa …
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..
Kadi dhoop mein – apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir – tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston – ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton – ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani….
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani.
Woh dena Bimaari – ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment – ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din – pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar – pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana – aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko ” tha bechain hona,
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..
College ki thi – woh lambi si raatein,
Woh doston se tapre pe – pyaari si Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka ” jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin – hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ——-
Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana
Woh Phekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani..
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Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.
Teri Girlfrnd Gae Baazar,
Usko Milgaya Dosra Pyaar,
Ab Tu Baith K Makhiyan Maar!
Toba Toba Astagfar.
Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ
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Main ne ussay kaha, mujhay muhabat ki saza do FARAZ.
Uss ne ja k sub kuch mere abbu ko bata diya. . . . . .
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Laazim hai har shaksh par zakaat dena FARAZ…!
Jo maaldar-e-Husun hain woh chummiyan diya karen…!
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Mohabbat may haar jane par log naseeb ki baat krte hain FARAZ!
kabhi khuda se mohabbat ki hoti to ye shikayat nhi hoti..,
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MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab hargiz nahi hota hai.
K
Aap Ghalat Ho.
Balke
Iska Matlab Hai k
Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Anaa se Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hain…
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Suna he Ap bohot Intelligent hain?
To is Sawal ka Jawab den
Sawal:
Kisi aesi Larki ka Naam batain jis me
A, E, I, O, U
na ata ho.
YOUR CHALANGE .DOST. Jaldi say batawo..
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Ek Parinde Ko Ek Machli Se Pyar Hogaya
Machli Paani Nh Chor Sakti,
or Parinda Paani Me Nh Ja Sakta.
Wo Kaise Milenge?
Agar Pyar Kia H To BataO.?plz mus reply
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Dunya Main Kya Ziyada Mushkil Hai?
Kisi Ka Ho Jana?
Ya
Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena?
What Do You Say? Reply With Solid Reason.
Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!
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Haanstay Haanstay Roo Perhty Thi …
Kitni Pagal Wo Larki Thi……
Us K Hoont To Chup Rehtay Thay ……
Aankho Se Baatain Karti Thi……
Chat Per Dhoop Mian Baithay Baithay……
Din Bhar Wo Sapnay Bunti Thi ……
Uljhi Yaadain Suljhanay Main …..
Saari Raat Ganwa Dete Thi ……
Kitna Tha Thehraoo Us Main …….
Lekin Wo Kitni Gehri Thi ……
Ek Din Chaltay Chaltay US Nai ……..
Mujh Se Koi Baat Kahi Thi …….
Aur Phir Raasta Ek Naya Tha …….
Us Ki Manzil Aur Koi Thi ……
Bilkul Waisay Phool Khilay Hain …….
Jaisay Wo Haansty Rehti Thi …….
Aab To Bhool Giya Houn kashif……
Us Per Ek Ghazal Likhi Thi…….
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Aankhon Mein Manzilein Thi…
Gire Aur Sambhalte Rahe…
Aandhiyon Mein Kya Dum Tha…
Chiraag Hawa Mein Bhi Jalte Rahe…
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Taalim Nahi Di Jaati Parindo Ko Udaano Ki…
Woh To Khud Hi Samajh Jaate Hain Ucchai Aasmano Ki…
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Mushqilo Mein Bhaag Jaana Asaan Hota Hai…
Har Pehlu Zindigi Ka Imtihaan Hota Hai…
Darne Wale Ko Kuch Nahi Milta Zindigi Mein…
Aur Ladne Walo Ke Kadmo Mein Jahaan Hota Hai…
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Aisa Karna…
Ke Chand Sey Kuch Matti Lana
Us Main Se Do Putley Banana
Ek Tumharey Jaisa
Ek Merey Jaisa
Un Putlon Ko Phir Tum Tor Dena
Un Se Phir Tum Do Putley Banana
Ek Tumharey Jaisa
Ek Merey Jaisa
Ta Ke
Kuch Kuch Tum Main Hum Reh Jaen
Kuch Kuch Hum Main Tum Reh Jana
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Hey guys..
here are some shers to be inspired from! enjoy!
Pathjad Ke Baad Aate Hai Din Bahaar Ke,
Jeena Kya Jeevan Se Haar Ke..
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Zindagi Ki Yehi Reet Hai,
Haar Ke Baad Hi Jeet Hai.
Thode Aansu Hai, Thori Hansi,
Aaj Gham Hai To Kal Hai Khushi.
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Chand Taron Ka Noor Tujpe Barse,
Har Koi Teri Chahat Ko Tarse,
Teri Zindagi Mein Aaye Itni Khushian,
Ke Tu Ek Gham Paane Ko Tarse.
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Pathar Ko Pani Mein Mat Phenko,
Isse Koi Aur Bhi Peeta Hoga,
Jeena Hai To Khush Hoke Jeeyo,
Tumhe Dekhkar Koi Aur Bhi Jeeta Hoga…
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Muskurana hi Khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,
Kyoki Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti.
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Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha. Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka
rasta pooncha. Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho.
Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya.
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha, “bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?”
jawab mila, “bechna nahi hai..”
taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, conductor se pooncha, “ji.. kya mein
cigarette pi sakta hoon?”
wo gurrra kar bola, “hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai.”
Maine kaha, “par wo janab to pi rahe hai!”
Phir se gurrrraya, ” usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai.”
Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha, ” mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe.
Manager ne kaha, “rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?”
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, “ek paani ka gilas milega.”
Usne jawab diya, “nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai.”
Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha, “janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?”
Janab hans kar bole, ” peechle bis saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi
hai….”
Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada Usne poocha,
“dilli kaise aana hua?”
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, Maine bhi jawab diya, “Train
se..”
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha, “areeee sunti
ho… mera dost ~pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taja taja khilao..”
sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
Kaha, “taji hawa kha lijiye.”
Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha, “areeee sunti ho…inhe jara
apna chalis saal pu~rana aachar to dikhana.”
Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi, Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue
bhabiji se kaha, “bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi….?”
Bhabiji ne t~aak jawab diya, “yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar chalis
saal purana kaise hota..?”
Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi, Saath me
lori bhi ga rahi thi, “diplo~ma so ja, diploma so ja.”
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, “yaar ye diploma kya
hai?”
Dost ne jawab diya, “mere pote ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma
lene ke liye aur saath ~mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne iska naam diploma
rakh
diya.”
Phir maine poonch~a, “aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?”
Dost ne jawab diya, “bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye….”
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kaise bhi choopao…. par choopa na payoge
jo rog tere dil mein hai
ubhar kar samne ayega
laakh banao apni kahani mere bagair
mera vaa!da hai tujhse, ki main
teri kahani mein zaroor aaunga
tujhse milkar deekhaunga apni deewangi
ki ek din teri nafrat ka pemana bhi tute jayega
aaj jo tere lavoein par khamosi see chaaee hai
mera dava hai yehi mere pyar ka pegaam sunayegi
gup-chup tere dil ko is kadar churaunga …..
aankhoin mein kajal ki jagah mein hi samaunga
yakeen karle mujh pe , meri justju meri jaan…
ho jayega varna …….
ek aur dilwala tere pyar main
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Woh pyaar jo haqikat me pyaar hota hai,
Zindagi me sirf ek~ baar hota hai,
Nigahon ke milte milte dill mill jaye,
Yeh ittefak sirf ek baar hota hai.
Dosti hamari ~ab bad chuki,
India se leke canada tak pahunch chuki,
Sun k bahot khusi huyi,
Apko hamari shayri achi lagi..
Kabi fursat me hotho call karliya karo..
2-4 lafz s~unaya b karo..
Hum wait karenge apke call ka
Kuch aur nahi bus ek dost samaja karo…
Mehboob ki basti se hum,
Qutub shahi se nahi,
Gareebi se jude huye hai hum,
Aamiri ~se nahi,
mohabat me mahal na sahi,
Magr Apna Taj mahal
Zaroor thairayenghe hum….
Sacchi dosti bezuban hoti hai,
Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai.
Dosti me dard mile to kya hua,
Dard se hi to apne aur parayo ki pehchan hoti hai…
dil me basa rakha h teri wafaon ko,
Aankhon me chupa rakha h teri adaon ko,
Is jahan me kya de tujhe ae dost,
Ho sake to tohfa samajh lena meri duaon ko..!!
Ruthane ka Haq aap rakthe hai
Mannane ki~ chahat hum rakhte hai
Aapke hoton pe Muskurahat yuhi bani rhe
Ye dua Hum rab se har roz karte hai
Shayari to sabhi k anmol hote hai,
Par isme saj~awat shayar hi dete hai,
Dil to sabhi ko deta hai khuda,
Par isme jagah kuch aap jaise hi lete hai.
Kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai
Jonahi milsakti usi se mohabat kyun hoti hai
Ketne dar~d hai Rahon me dil ki
Phir bi dil ko usi ki chahat kyon hoti hai
Kashti b nahi badli darya b nahi badla,
Or Doobnay walo ka jazba b nahi badla,
Hai shok-e-safar aisa,
Ek umar se yaro manzil b nahi payi
Raasta b nahi badla..
Dosti sabhi ko jina sikha deta he
Wafa k naam par marna sika deta he
Dosti nhi kiya to kar k dekho
Zalim hr dard sehna sika deta he..
Baat huyi unse Aaj:
Kal tak jo tamanha thi puri huyi Aaj.
Dosti ki e~k nayi misaal thairayi unhone aaj.
Kar k wadha pura kare Aaj
Kawaish hamari puri huyi aaj
Dek k unko shanti mili Aaj
Wo Hamare hai~ keh gaye Aaj
Hame yaqeen hogaya dosti pe Aaj
Dosti me bewafayi nahi hoti
Agar app sab ek wada milne ka karlo aAj
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Jab jindagi meri kuch rukne lagi thi,
Badte kadam kuch thakne lage the,
Sahara yu dost ka mila mujhko
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.
Kuch chehre jab paraye hone lage the,
Kuch haath chod ke jaane lage the,
Tere haath ne kuch yu thama mujhko
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.
Safar main jab paya akela maine khudko tha,
Shitij pe tara koi na t~ha raahgir mera,
Kuch yu humsafar ban gaye tum mere,
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.
Ab na kissi saathi ki khwahish hogi
Ke dost tere jaisa jo mil gaya hai mujhko,
Kuch yu khili hai mush~kilo main dosti apni
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.
Ab na aanjam ki fikr hai mujhko,
Nahi raah ki mushkilo ka koi dar hai,
Baantein kuch pal saath ~hum raah main istarah
Ke duniya kare gumaan dosti pe anpni..
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am
A man to Santa: Aa~o ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. D~on’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa applied for the position of Mechanical Engineer. In interview:
Interviewer: ~How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurr~rrrrrrrr…..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!”
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: George Wa~shington’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Washington’s skeleton when he was a child.
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi n~ahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Banta: Oye, tu to ~Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
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Mujheh zindagii u~dass lagti hai.
Kesi shayar ka qayass lagti hai.
Din badal jate hain anan fanan.
Ye bat mehaz ek aas lagti hai.
Wo barbadi ka raz jan gaye.
Un ki nazar nazar shinass lagti hai.
dost the sehra t~u khabi ahsas na howa.
Ab tu sawan rut main bi piyass lagti hai.
besabab umeeron ko bura na kahao.
Unhain wohi zindagii rass lagti hai.
waqat parne pe sath chor jate hain.
Jin ki dosti buhat khass lagti hai.
Na koi taluq-e-khas na umeed-e-wafa.
Phir kiyu uski yad dil k pass lagti hai.
Sagar zindagii guzarne ka saleeqa sheekho.
Tumhare chehre pe buhat aflass lagti hai…
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AB raastey jaane pehchaane ho to..manzil kareeb lagtee hai..
Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..
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Saagar kinare pade in ber~ang patharron mein..ek seepi badi ajeeb dikhti hai,
Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..
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Utar Chadao, Khushi Gham, pana khona har rang mein zindagi habib lagtee hai..
Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..
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Haath se choothey~ palon ko dekhkar bhi jawaani uthkar ‘Zehnaseeb’kehtee hai..
Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..
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friendship shayari
Doston ye sare sms dil ko chu lete hai.
aap be ise jarur padna aur aap ke
doston ko be jarur bejna.
Ajanabi galiyo se hum gujara nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya or diya nahi karte,
Yah dosti ka rista hai siraf tum se,
Varna hum SMS kisi ko kiya nahi karte.
Rasmo riwazo ki jo parwah kar te hai,
Mohabbat me vo log gunah kar te hai,
Ishq to vo janun hai meri jaan,
Jisme diwane apani khushi se khud ko tabah kar te hai.
Na koi kisi se dur hota hai,
Na koi kisi ke karib hota hai,
Pyar khud chal kar aata hai,
Jab koi kisi ka nasib hota hai.
Shadion baad us ajanabi se mulakhat hui,
Aankho hi aankho me chahat ki her baat hui,
Jaate hue us ne dekha,mujhe ~chahat bari nigahon se,
Meri be aankho se aansu ki barsat hui.
Moasam se bhaharon se gujara nahi hota,
Sirf kah dene se apna koi hamara nahi hota,
Pal-pal tadap k~ar bit jati hai jindagi,
Safar bus safar hai koi kinara nahi hota.
Jindagi se badkar chaha hai aapko,
Kya huwa jo aap hamare na ho sake,
Jab tak jiyenge hum ~chahenge aapko,
Ruth na jana aise ki hum ji na seke.
Jis duniya me baste ho tum,
Usi duniya me b~aste hai hum,
Magar khuda ki kudarat to dekho,
Tumhi se milne ko tarste hai hum.
Ab koi khab naya phir na sajaonga main
Na kisi aur ko is dil may basaonga main
Bas tera ranj-o-alam saath liye aath paher
Ashk ankhaon se lagataar bahaonga main
Teri ruswai na hojae~y meri bataon se
Apne hontaon ko kabhi bhi na hilaonga main
Banke diwana gu~zaronga din ye jiwan ke
Bekharari ko hi sine se lagaonga main
Yaad may teri guzaronga zindagi apni
Na kisi aur ki banhaon may samaonga main
Mujhko kamil hai bharosa ke dekhna ek din
Banke diwana teri galiyaon may aaonga main
Apne kartoot p~e main hoon bahot hi sharminda
Ab ye mun kala kisi ko na dikhaonga main
Tumko takleef bahot pahonchi hai jana mujhse
Is ka harjana to mar ke hi chukaonga main
Ab kisi ko bhi koi kaam nahin hai mujhse
Do gaz gahrai may chupchaap sojaonga main
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Suni – Suni hai Jindagi meri,
Mujhse rudhi hai har khushi meri,
Shukriya aapki jafaoo ka,
Jise jinda hai Shayari meri,
De diya mujhko gam judai ka,
Chhin kar har khushi meri,
Apni khushiya tamam de de hum,
Kash wo ho jaye mere,
wo mere ek roj honge “Shahin”,
Rang layegi Aashaki meri.
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Tu chala gaya ghar se mere
Ghar soona soona lagta hai
Wo baah~ar wala bada gate
Awaaze deta rehta hai
Hai darwaza chupchap khada
Teri baat ko joha karta hai
Ye paanvda~an bejaan pada
Tere pair ko tarsa karta hai
Baithak khaali kamre udaas
Teri chehel ko hardam rote hain
Ye guldasta veeran pada
Tere phool ko dhoonda karta hai
In diwaron k chatak rang
Ab fike fike lagte hain
Bistar lihaaf chaadar takiya
Teri zumbish socha karta hai
Pardon ki raunak chali gayi
Khidki se hawa na aati hai
Kone wala kaala sofa
Teri yaad nihara karta hai
Ab aa jaao vaapas ghar me
Na door raho mujhse priyatam
Ye ghar hi nahi tu~jhko khokar
Mera man bhi ghar sa rehta hai
Tum Ruth J~aya Karo Iss Tarah Ke
Jaise Zindagi Ki Kwahish Karne Waloun Se
Zindagi Ruth Jaati Hai
Mujhe Sataya Karo Iss Tarah Ke
Jaise Zindagi Ke Tamannaiye Ko
Mout ~Satati Hai
Sath Chod Jaaya Karo Iss Tarah Ke
Jaise Phool Ko Khushbo Chod Jaati Hai
Magar Jaana Jab MereZabt Ke Tamaam
Bandhan Toot Jaayein Toh
Maan Jay~a Karo Iss Tarah Ke
Jaise Gunahgaar Bande Ke Gidgidane
Par KHUDA Maan Jaata Hai
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1)
Thinking about you, what else can I do?
Dreaming a sweet dream that’s only with you.
My minds all over you, night and day,
I hope this feeling will forever stay.
Thinking about you 24/7,
What can I sa~y, I’m practally in heaven.
Our love is perfect, forever, and long,
And in my heart it’s still growing strong.
Thinking about you, because you shine,
To me your love is a~ great bright sign.
Following the path, in which you light,
You guide me safely, all through the night.
Thinking about you until I’m graved,
I hope by that time our love will be saved.
If I had one day, spe~cial and true,
There’d only be one person to spend it with and
that person is you…
2)
viti gayela samay no jyare pan vichar aave che,
tari a nirdosh chahat no tyare khyal aave che,
ketlo sohamano hato samay j tuj sang galel,
ketli rangin hati palo, sahvaas ma tara j manel.
———-
Nayan katari na fenksho, aahishq heiyu vindhayi jashe
Achhu, achhu na muskurao, dil ne kaik thayi jashe
Vadhare to shu kau tamne, na kahevanu kahevayi jashe
Aa rite na muskurao najar sharmayi jashe
Jane ajanye pan jo prem no ekrar thayi jashe
Tame to chalya jasho pan, aahi aansoo ni Imarat chanayi jashe.
———
Mari aa mulakat ne chhahe to musibat kehje
Tari aa drusti ne muj pratyeni nafrat kehje
Parantoo ekantma aa a~shrubhari mari vidaay
Yaad aavine radave to tene mahobbat kehje
———
Chahe chhe koi koine, pame chhe koi
Koi buzave pyaas panithi, Koi buzave pyaas aansoothi
———
Sapna pachhli raat na, kadi sacha padta nathi
Jene chahiye chhie ~jivenma, tej kadi malta nathi
———
Prem to juno chhe, kon kabulaat kare
Prem na shab~do thaki, kon rajooaat kare
Vaat karvane banne chhie tatpar
Pan kon vaatni sharuaat kare
———
Hu chhu tara prem ma, tu chhe mara prem ma
Kyank evu to nathi ne, ke aapne banne chhie vahem ma
———
Lewa gulaabni jubaani katani adalat bethi chhe
Hu aavyo chhu malva tane, tu bijani rah joine bethi chhe.
———
Aapi shake to taro pyaar mangoo chhu
Sacha hriday thi taro sahkar mangoo chuu
Karish nahi chinta, pyaar mate pran dayish
Senkdo chhe hisaab, hu kya udhar mangoo chhu
———
Rahi rahi ne dil ne dard satave to shu karoo?
Hardam jo teni ya~ad radavee to shu karoo?
Khabar malya hata ke thashe mulakat svapna ma
Pan raatbhar jo ungh na aave to shu karoo?
———
Chorine dil maroo, tame sharmao chho sha mate
Rakhvu hoy to rakho, have ghabrao chho sha mate
Jamana ni sharam kaje~, bhale nichhu juo chho pan
Karine karya neej hathe, have pastaoo cho sha mate
Hu janoo chhu ke tamne pan aadat chhe chori-chhupi thi jovani
Jo emaj hoy to kehsho, aa amthi banavat sha mate
Chhe heiyu chhoch~hal sneh bharau, tya nayano na nakhra sha mate
Ek ha ke na kari do ne aam pajvo chho sha mate
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Sharuaat ma aapne kyarek zagdata hata
Aansoo kyarek mari aankho thi sarta hata
Tyare pan ema chhupayo hato prem adrashay
Atle j to badha aapna thi jalta hata
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Fariyaad tamne shu karoo, fariyaad ma fariyaad chhe
Fari fari yaad tamaari aave chhe, a j mari fariyaad chhe
———–
Marnar ni chita par chahnar koi chadhtu nathi
Kahe chhe marish m~arish pan pachal thi koi martoo nathi
Bal bal ti aag joi aag ma koi padtoo nathi
Are aagne to shu eni rakhney koi aadtu nathi
———–
Rupne joya na kar, th~ayi dukhi roya na kar
Aansoo o chhe keemti, aa rite khoya na kar.
———–
Dekhiti rite same kadi bolshe nahi
Pan surya na aham ne dazade chhe andhkar!
Jena veechar ~matra thi suraj thali pade
Ae vedna no bhaar upade chhe andhkar
Vichitra pyaar na vistaar no prabandh hato
Ke raat tooki ne la~mbo ghano nibandh hato
Rahya samip chhata sparsh koi na pamyu
Vichitra nabh ne wadal tano sambhand hato
———
Armann no ek deep bale to saru
Andhar virah kero tle to saru
Tarse chhe tane jova abhagi nayano
Jo tu achanak male to saru
———
Tara hotho ma hakar c~hhe ne aankho ma aavkar chhe
Kharekhar tu mane chhahe chhe, te tara dil no pokar chhe
———
Yaad amari aave to yaad ma amari zoorta nahi
Yaad amari na pan ~aave to pan amne bhulta nahi.
———–
Tamara j khayalo aa~nkhma upsata rahya
Hoth chup rahya ne nayan hasta rahya
—-
Tamara nayan ~na aa nakhra marathi kalata nathi
Tamara madhur smit nu rahasya mane samjatoo nathi
Tamari yaado ma marathi ratre pan soovatu nathi
Raat to theek tamara veena have ek pal pan rehvatoo nathi
—-
Are o taaj jonara, tane taaj gulzaar lage chhe
Chhalakti chandnima, aaras tano aavtaar lage chhe
Male jo shahjaha kadi, to aatlo paygaam aapje
Niche suteli mumtaaz ne, pathther no bhaar lage chhe
—-
Ranakto ane chamkto shahjaha no mahel jova do
Ke dhanwan majn~oo e karela khel jova do
Pradarshan kaj kya prem quedi chhe varsho thi
Mane e sunder paththro ni jail jova do
—-
Tame yaad aavo chho tyare dil gamgeen bani jaay chhe
Fari fari ne yaad ch~hevte fariyaad bani jaay chhe
—-
Tamara prem ma mast thayine jiven gujaroo chhu
Ae masti ma chakch~ur thayi ramat jamavoo chhu
Nathi koine hu kehto kadi muj pyaarni vaato
Badhi antar ni vaato ne antarmaaj sajavoo chhu
—-
Lobhi banine layi ja, dhani bani lootavi dayish
Priye! radish to, hansi bani hasavi dayish
Pashan bani jayis~h to phool ni jem nibhavi layish
Nagan banine zer dayish to shankar bani pachavi jayish
—-
Jamano hoy kalo naag to hu pan madari chhu
Pachadu udta pankhine evo hu shikari chhu
Kharu chhe, betaaj badshah chhu, aakhi alamno
Chatay aapni mithi n~ajar no saday bhikhari chhu
—-
Kyarek malsho am~ne tame tyare tamne vaat karishu
Tamara gaya pachhini amari dasha nu varnan karishu
—-
Bhramar ne gunjan veena na chale
Mayur ne nrity~a veena na chale
Avu te kevo tamaru vartan ke
Amne tamara veena na chale
—-
Aa najar ni bahar tame jayi shakta nathi
Aa antar ni bahar tame jayi shakta nathi
Aa jeegar ~ma eva te jadayi gaya chho ke
Aa veecharo ni bahar tame rahi shakta nathi
Duniya ni duniyadari ma eva atwaya ke
Aapne ekbeejana thayi shakya nathi
—-
Tamara pyaar veena have rehvaatu nathi
Pyaar nu aa dard have sehvaatu nathi
Kehva mate jaao chhu bhari mehfeel ma
Mo kholu chhu ne kashu kehvatu nathi
—-
Tara roop ni nirdosta bhooli nathi sakto
Smaran chhe badhuy chhata sparsh kari nathi shakto
Mane dar chhe ke emathi kashuy door na thayi jaay
Chhabi chhe hath ma tari chhatay chumi nathi shakto
—-
Na dhara sudhi, na gagan sudhi,
Nahi unn~ati ke patan sudhi,
Aahi aapne to javoo hatu,
Ek make na man sudhi.
—-
Sagar ma neer ~ghana, gagar ma kem samay?
Heiya ma het ghanu, patra ma kem lakhay?
—-
Prem shu cheej chhe, ae na puccho to saru
Sachvo to a~mrut chhe, pivo to zer chhe
Her raat ek mitho ujaagaro chhe
Aankh ne ninder ne samsame ver chhe
—-
Tu ek gulabi swapna chhe
Hu ek majani ninder chhu
Tu prashna ~chhe mari priti no
Hu tara roop no uttar chhu
—-
Tane joine mane je thay chhe
Ane bija shbdo ma shayri kehvay chhe
—-
Antar ni maja chhe, antar ma rehva de
Antar ni vaat ne, antar thi thava de.
—-
Mara ma sahra ni taras chhe
Chhata badhu saras chhe
Man maru udaas chhe
Chhata koik aaspaas chhe
Divas ni mane aash chhe
Chhata pa~n nisha ni pyaas chhe
Mara antar ma tamari yaad chhe
Bas ej mari fariyaad chhe.
3)
I would hate to say it,
but our frie~ndship just can’t last.
The wonderful times we shared together,
have faded to the past.
I told you it would happen,
that our fri~endship was bound to end.
Although I know you care,
I cannot consider you as a friend.
Please don’t try to argue,
just try to~ understand.
That time can change people,
as the tide can change the sand.
Our friend~ship has been lovely,
but you see it has an end.
For now I feel in a different way,
I’ve fallen in love with you my friend”
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Stri Aur Purush Ke Aansuo Me Yahi Antar Hai Ki Stri Ke
Aansu Farmaish Pur~i Hone Se Pahle Nikalte Hai Jabki
Purush Ke Aansu FARMAISH Puri Ho Jane Ke Baad…
Guddu Dusre M~itra Se- “Yaar, Meri Guddi Mera Bilkul Bhi Kaha Nahi Manti.
Jo Kahta Hun Uska Ulta Karti Hai.”
“Tab To Tum Nire Murkh Ho, Mai Apni Patni Ko Wah Kahta Hun Jo Mai Nahi Chahtaa Aur Wah Karti Wahi Hai
Jo Ki Mai Dil Se Chahta Hu.” Dusre Dost Ne Uttar Diya.
Guddu Abhi Office Se Aya Hi Tha Ki Guddi Us Par Roj Ki
Tarah Baras Padi. Guddu Chupchap Uski Bate Sunta
Raha. Kuchh Der~ Bad Guddi Shant Ho Gai.
Usne Guddu Se Kaha- “Aaj Maine Tumhe Roj Ki Apeksha Doguni Bate Sunai Tab Bhi Bahut Shant Ho?’
“Haa, Kyonki Mai Savaa Mahine Ke Liye OFFICE Ke
Kamse Bahar Ja Raha Hu.” Guddu Ne Bahut Hi Itminan Se Utar Diya.
Ek Din Guddu Ne Ladaai Karke Guddi Ne Kaha- “Mai Bahut Bevkuf Thi Jo Tumse Shadi Ki.”
“Chalo, Kisi Na Kisi Rup Me Apni Ek Sachchai To Kabul Ki.
” Guddu Ne Guddi Ki Taraf Dekhte Hue Kaha.
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Wish you and your family a better tomorrow, good health & Happy
Festivities. Wish that success will be the crowning achievement of all
your efforts. May this festival of Lights Brighten up your Lives &
Spirits.
Priy Doston Aap sabko HindiSMS.Org ki aur se Deepawali ki Shubh
Kaamnaayein. Aash~a karte hain ki aap sab kei liye yeh Tayohaar Shubh
aur mangalmay ho. Shubh Kaamnao kei saath…
Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tuma~r SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”
Otho Pe Hassi Diol Me Khushi, Gum Ka Kabhi Naam Na Ho. Aap Ko Duniyan Kee Sari Khushiyaan Milen. O~on Khushiyon Kee Kabhi Sham Na Ho. (Happy Dipawali)
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Har Khusi Ab Juda Si Lagti Hai
Zindagi Ab Khafa Se Lagti Hai
Jane Wala Chala Gaya Tu To Chhod Kar Mujhe…
Duniya K Har Rashte Har Mod Per…..
Teri Jarurat Si~ Lagti Hai..
Tere Aane Ki Ummid Per Baithey Hai Zinda
Ke Ab To Suraj Ki Har Kiran..
Tere Aane Ki Roshni Si Lagti Hai
Zinda Hu Yeh Meri Majburi Hai ..
Agar Hota Tera Saath….
To Maut Bhi Zindagi Si Lagti Hai..
Mar Jaau Uska Gam Nahi Hai Mujhe
Or Sayad..
Mujhe Dard Dene Main Tujhe Khusi Si Lagti Hai
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Firdous Ki Khusboo Ati Hai
Woh Naseeb W~ala Hai Jise Mile Firdous
Ao Aaj Hum Koshish Karein
Usse Paane Ki, Jise Hum Ne Abhi Talak Paya Hi Nahin
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of ~`Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”
Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan.
Hope this Ram~adan brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness
for you!
HAPPY Ramadan
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Everyday Sun Rise To Give Us A Message That Darkness
Will Always Be Beaten By Light.
Let Us Follo~w The Same
Natural Rule And Enjoy The
Festival Of Good Defeats
Evil.

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