Flirt text messages collection2017

⧬⧬⧬Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide⬌⬌⬌⬌
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⧭⧭Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭


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Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p


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⧬⧬AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭


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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because more…


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Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.


⧫Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
...
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awww.. Promise⬇⬇⬇
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Boy: Hahahaha⬊⬉⬉


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I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"



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⧭Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai⧭⧭⧭⧭

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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.




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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D


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⧬⧬⧬Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy⬌⬌⬌⬌


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⧭I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

U = Ur friend Uroosa⬉⬉⬉


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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
.
.
.
.
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai


I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don't be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p


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⧭⧭What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN⧭⧭⧭




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Love Happens Automatically.
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.
.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D


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⧪⧪Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!

Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again⧭⧭⧭⧭




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⧭A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service⧭⧭⧭⧭


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⧭⧭My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me⬌⬌⬌⬌




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I love PAKISTAN

P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida

PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN


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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad


⧬⧭By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."


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⬑⬑Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest⬑⬑⬑⬑



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⧭Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
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.
.
.
Married⬈⬈⬈

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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

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I heard that good looks can kill...
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.
So, please don't look at me
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.
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I don't wanna see you die.!!!


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A smile to put you on high...
A kiss to set your soul alright...
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

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⧪⧪GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"

GIRLZ OF 20047*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM


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⧭⧭Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top⬍⬌⬌⬌

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