⧭⧭My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough ⬲⬲battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery⧭⧭
⧬I’m pretty sure the whole๐บ๐บladies first⧭⧭thing was created by a guy just to check out ass⬉⬉
⧪⧪Hm…..⧪Don’t copy my status⧭⧭
⬉⬉80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain⬋⬋
⧬⧬Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
๐๐SOMETIMES I JUST WISH I’ COULD FAST FORWARD THE TIME TO SEE IF IN THE END IT’S ALL WORTH IT๐๐
๐๐I wonder ⧪⧪what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day๐บ๐บ
๐๐The only time success comes before work is in dictionary⧭⧭
๐๐I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
๐๐I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
๐๐At least mosquito’s are attracted to me๐๐
๐๐Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not⬲⬲
๐๐God is really creative , i mean๐๐just look at me๐๐
⬈⬈Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet⬈⬈
⬈⬈I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me⬉⬉
⬉⬉You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it⬉⬉
⬉⬉Life is Short Chat Fast⬉⬉⥨
⬈⬈Totally available!! Please disturb me⬉
⬈⬈My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way⧭⧭
⧫⧫Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money⧭⧭
If⧪⧪you can’t convince her then confuse her⧭⧭
⧭⧭Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a ⧭⧭cigarette.
⧪⧪I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.
⦽⦽⦽I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people⦽⦽
⧭⧭There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it⧭⧭
⧭⧭AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U⧭⧭
⧭⧭DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED⧭
⧭⧭WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE⧭⧭
⧭⧭I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.
⧭⧭HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN⧭⧭
⧪⧪I STILL MISS MY EX⧭⧭ BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER⧪⧪
⧪⧪SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK⧬⧬
⧭⧭NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT⧭⧭
I⧪⧪⧪ saw a shampoo with the title:⧭⧭Rich-looking⧭ So⧬⧬ I washed my purse⧭⧭
⧭⧭I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me⧭⧭
⧭⧭Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman⧭⧭
⧬Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells๐ป๐ป
⧭⧭A man is as young as the woman he feels⧬⧬
⧭⧭If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..
⧭⧭My style is unique don’t copy it⧭⧭
⧭⧭I am not failed, Because my success is lost⧭⧭
⧬⧬Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit⧬⧬
⧭⧭I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding⧭⧭
⧪⧪My ex had one very annoying habit⧭⧭
⧬⧬Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit⧭⧭
⧭⧭Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline⧭⧭
⧫⧫I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with ⧬⧬anyone who have lots of money.
⧭⧭A fine is a tax for doing wrong. ⧭⧭A tax is a fine for doing well⧭⧭
⧭⧭I just need a good Wifi and Wife⧭⧭
⧭⧭Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
⧭⧭Worrying works⧭90% of the things I worry about never happen⧭⧭
⬈⬈Just remember⬉⬉if the world didn’t suck, we⧭⧭d all fall off⬈
⬉⬉No, I’m not feeling violent, I๐๐m feeling creative with weapons⧭⧭
⬉⬉I may be fat, but you’re ugly⧭⧭I can lose weight⬉⬉
⧬⧬Knowledge is power, ⧭and power corrupts. ⧭⧭So study hard and be evil⧭⧭
⬉⬉Girls are like roads⧭⧭more the curves, more the dangerous they are⬊⬊
⬊⬊Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers⬉⬉
⧭⧭The winner of the rat race is still a rat⧭⧭
I⧪⧪’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it⬉⬉
⬉⬉Am fantaastic if I drink Fantaa⬉⬉
⬈⬈Funny whatsapp status⬉⬉
⧬⧬Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks๐๐
⧭⧭Mah Attitude.. ⧫⧫Mah ishtyle !
๐บ๐บDon’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image๐๐
๐๐Virginity is not dignity⧭⧭It is just lack of opportunity
⧬I’m pretty sure the whole๐บ๐บladies first⧭⧭thing was created by a guy just to check out ass⬉⬉
⧪⧪Hm…..⧪Don’t copy my status⧭⧭
⬉⬉80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain⬋⬋
⧬⧬Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
๐๐SOMETIMES I JUST WISH I’ COULD FAST FORWARD THE TIME TO SEE IF IN THE END IT’S ALL WORTH IT๐๐
๐๐I wonder ⧪⧪what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day๐บ๐บ
๐๐The only time success comes before work is in dictionary⧭⧭
๐๐I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
๐๐I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
๐๐At least mosquito’s are attracted to me๐๐
๐๐Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not⬲⬲
๐๐God is really creative , i mean๐๐just look at me๐๐
⬈⬈Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet⬈⬈
⬈⬈I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me⬉⬉
⬉⬉You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it⬉⬉
⬉⬉Life is Short Chat Fast⬉⬉⥨
⬈⬈Totally available!! Please disturb me⬉
⬈⬈My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way⧭⧭
⧫⧫Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money⧭⧭
If⧪⧪you can’t convince her then confuse her⧭⧭
⧭⧭Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a ⧭⧭cigarette.
⧪⧪I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.
⦽⦽⦽I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people⦽⦽
⧭⧭There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it⧭⧭
⧭⧭AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U⧭⧭
⧭⧭DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED⧭
⧭⧭WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PEOPLE AND STUPID PEOPLE⧭⧭
⧭⧭I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE.
⧭⧭HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN⧭⧭
⧪⧪I STILL MISS MY EX⧭⧭ BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER⧪⧪
⧪⧪SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOME WORK⧬⧬
⧭⧭NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT⧭⧭
I⧪⧪⧪ saw a shampoo with the title:⧭⧭Rich-looking⧭ So⧬⧬ I washed my purse⧭⧭
⧭⧭I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me⧭⧭
⧭⧭Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman⧭⧭
⧬Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells๐ป๐ป
⧭⧭A man is as young as the woman he feels⧬⧬
⧭⧭If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..
⧭⧭My style is unique don’t copy it⧭⧭
⧭⧭I am not failed, Because my success is lost⧭⧭
⧬⧬Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit⧬⧬
⧭⧭I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding⧭⧭
⧪⧪My ex had one very annoying habit⧭⧭
⧬⧬Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit⧭⧭
⧭⧭Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline⧭⧭
⧫⧫I told cashier- I want to open a joint account with ⧬⧬anyone who have lots of money.
⧭⧭A fine is a tax for doing wrong. ⧭⧭A tax is a fine for doing well⧭⧭
⧭⧭I just need a good Wifi and Wife⧭⧭
⧭⧭Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
⧭⧭Worrying works⧭90% of the things I worry about never happen⧭⧭
⬈⬈Just remember⬉⬉if the world didn’t suck, we⧭⧭d all fall off⬈
⬉⬉No, I’m not feeling violent, I๐๐m feeling creative with weapons⧭⧭
⬉⬉I may be fat, but you’re ugly⧭⧭I can lose weight⬉⬉
⧬⧬Knowledge is power, ⧭and power corrupts. ⧭⧭So study hard and be evil⧭⧭
⬉⬉Girls are like roads⧭⧭more the curves, more the dangerous they are⬊⬊
⬊⬊Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers⬉⬉
⧭⧭The winner of the rat race is still a rat⧭⧭
I⧪⧪’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it⬉⬉
⬉⬉Am fantaastic if I drink Fantaa⬉⬉
⬈⬈Funny whatsapp status⬉⬉
⧬⧬Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks๐๐
⧭⧭Mah Attitude.. ⧫⧫Mah ishtyle !
๐บ๐บDon’t browse my phone when I give it for viewing an image๐๐
๐๐Virginity is not dignity⧭⧭It is just lack of opportunity
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