⧭Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
⧭The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.
Bill Vaughan
⧭Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
⭅Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
⭅What’s another word for Thesaurus?
⭅Cure for an obsession: get another one.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
🔻My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
🔺Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
🔝🔝I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
🔝🔝So did these quotes made you laugh like kapil sharma from comedy nights with kapil? if not we will try our best to add even funnier quotes in future🔝🔝
Oscar Levant
⧭The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.
Bill Vaughan
⧭Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
⭅Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
⭅What’s another word for Thesaurus?
⭅Cure for an obsession: get another one.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
🔻My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
🔺Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
🔝🔝I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
🔝🔝So did these quotes made you laugh like kapil sharma from comedy nights with kapil? if not we will try our best to add even funnier quotes in future🔝🔝
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