- You are every reason, every hope and every dream I've ever had
- In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars
- I love you and that's the beginning and end of everything
- I want every morning to start being wrapped in your arms
- If I know what love is, it is because of you.
- Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never.
- I love you more than you will ever know.
- All I need is you NEEDING me.
- Everyone has an addiction mine just happens to be you.
- The <3 has reasons The mind could never understand.
- It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
- With love one can live even without happiness.
- A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.
- At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
- A heart that loves is always young.
- Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.
- If you only knew how much those little moment with you mattered to me.
- I still fall for you everyday
- Texts from you are always saved ….
- I rather tell you “SEE YOU LATER” instead “GOOD BYE”
- Your Eyes…. I always get lost in them.
- Love may be blind, but marriage work like an eye-opener.
- Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
- I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
- Men who are bad with eye contact needs to know, Breasts don’t have eyes.
- Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
- If someone hates you for no reason, give him 1
- You are proof that evolution sometimes CAN go in reverse.
- Money talks ….. Mine know only one word- GOOD BYE.
- My Ex: Can you delete my number, I- who is this?
- I don't think you act stupid, I believe you are.
- My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Yes! Before we met.
- Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, Out of 5 finger 3rd is for you.
- Sometimes I wish why I am not born with enough middle fingers to explain how I feel about you.
- You’re ugly as if your dad drops you at college he got fine for littering.
- I don’t hate you! It’s just like if you’re on fire and I have water, I’ll prefer drinking it.
- I could slap you but I know shit stinks.
- God has a great sense of Humor, You’re the proof.
- Don’t feel sad, Voldemort is ugly too.
- You’re like a knitted condom – both useless
- I fart in public only if I have to make someone smell good.
- Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby.
- Named FB account NO ONE, So I can like your stupid posts to tell NO ONE likes it.
- Call me NOBODY, because NOBODY is perfect..
- Con is the opposite of Pro so does that mean Congress is Opposite of Progress?
- Why do fart smell, so deaf people can enjoy it too.
- The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
- I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
- Best Relationship Match: YOU & I
- There is nothing wrong about me, except having you.
- If you want me it takes more than a wink, more than a drink and more than you think.
- If your weapon is love, I got my hands up. If you’re gonna take me down, I SURRENDER.
- If had badge every time you make me smile, the girl scouts would be jealous.
- Kiss me and you will SEE how important I am.
- Kiss me and you will SEE start LOVE me and I will give them to you.
- I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.
- I it when I catch you Looking at me, and then you smile and look away.
- Dear Tummy sorry about the butter flies, It’s not my fault it’s him.
- Cool Whatsapp Status - Status full of Attitude
- I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
- I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
- Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
- Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
- Save water and shower together
- Good girls are bad girls that aren’t caught.
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