Enjoy Sharabi Funny Hindi Jokes SMS Quotes 2016

1. पत्नी, पति से, "रात को आप शराब !!पीकर गटर में गिर गए थे।"
2. पति: क्या बताऊं, सब गलत संगत का असर है, हम 4 दोस्त,1 बोतल, और वो तीनों कम्बख्त पीते नही।
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5. !!Wife: Aap ne kaha tha aap bina wajah sharab nahin piyenge.
6. Hu'bd: Wajah hai. Diwali aa rahi hai. Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali bottle bhi to chaahiye.
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9. 3 Piyakkar ne Daru pee ke Ek Taxi Roki....Taxi Driver ne Gaddi Start ki and Fir Band kar di...Bola yeh Lo !!Saab hum pahunch gaye
10. 1st Piyakkar ne Use Paise De diye
11. 2nd Piyakkar Bola...Thank You
12. 3rd Piakkar ne ek Thappad Diya n Bola "Sale Aaram se chalaya kar...marwa deta aaj to"
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14. Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
15. Sharab samaj ko!! khatam karti hai,
16. Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
17. Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai