Best super funny WhatsApp status free 2017

⧭⧭How can I miss something I never had⧭⧭

⧭⧭⧭Hey there whatsapp is using me⧭⧭

⧬⧬Life is short⧬⧬smile while you still have teeth⧭⧭⧭

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”I love my job only when I’m on vacation⧭⧭

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

⧭⧭Life is too short smile while you still have teeth⧭⧭

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice

๐Ÿ”€๐Ÿ”€Do you still hate me๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” I don’t care๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”

๐Ÿ”People said to follow your dreams so๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” I went back to bed.


๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”You have the perfect face for radio๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”All my life a thought air was free๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Until I bought a bag of chips.

๐Ÿ”If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

๐Ÿ”The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

๐Ÿ”Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

๐Ÿ”By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

๐Ÿ”Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

๐Ÿ”I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

๐Ÿ”Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

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