Best super funny WhatsApp status free 2017

⧭⧭How can I miss something I never had⧭⧭

⧭⧭⧭Hey there whatsapp is using me⧭⧭

⧬⧬Life is short⧬⧬smile while you still have teeth⧭⧭⧭

🔝🔝I love my job only when I’m on vacation⧭⧭

🔝🔝I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!

🔝🔝I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

⧭⧭Life is too short smile while you still have teeth⧭⧭

🔝🔝I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice

🔀🔀Do you still hate me🔝🔝 I don’t care🔝🔝

🔝People said to follow your dreams so🔝🔝 I went back to bed.


🔝🔝You have the perfect face for radio🔝🔝

🔝🔝All my life a thought air was free🔝🔝Until I bought a bag of chips.

🔝If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

🔝The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

🔝Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

🔝By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

🔝Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

🔝I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

🔁Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

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