- According to newton's 4th law for exams-
- every book will continue to be at rest
- or covered with dust
- until some
- external or internal exam moves it!
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- A student grabbed a coin,
- Flipped it in the air & said,
- "Head, I go to sleep."
- Tail, I watch a movie.
- If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
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- eXams are there,
- at the paper u stare;
- the answer is nowhere,
- which makes u pull ur hair.
- The teachers make u glare,
- the grades r not fair,
- but just like the past 20 yrs,
- WE DONT CARE !!
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- All i want you is to be courageous
- Be calm and
- be self equipped with facts and figures
- to conquer this exams battle.
- I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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- 80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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- The One Lecture You Missed
- And
- The One Topic You Didn't Read.
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- To accomplish great things,
- We must not only act,
- But also dream,
- Not only plan but also believe,
- Best wishes for your exam.
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- There are two type of studies:
- 1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
- 2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied
- Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
- for something that I didn't do ?
- Teacher : Not at all.
- Little johnny : That's good.
- Actually i didn't do my homework!
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- Height of coolness:
- 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
- 1st guy:which paper was it?
- 2nd guy:I think maths......
- 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
- 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
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- Rain of summer, snow of winter,
- grace of autumn, glory of spring,
- May beauty of every season
- give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
- May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
- Good luck & all the best
- *************************************
- Examiner:y r u under tension?
- Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
- studnt:No Sir!
- By mistake i have brought tomorrow
- exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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- A Good Teacher Is Who
- Tells To Study Hard...
- But,,
- A Best Teacher Is Who
- Stands Outside D
- Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
- "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
- APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
- *************************************
- Congratulations!
- Good news for Karachi University students
- Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
- To confirm goto site
- www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
- *************************************
- A GENIUS
- Is A Person
- Who Can Do For
- $1 What Any Fool Can
- Do For $100"
- -As Such V Complete
- Syllabus In 1 Day,
- That Lecturers
- Try In 1 Semester !!
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- Human brain is the most
- outstanding object in world.
- It functions 24 hours a day,
- 365 days a year.
- It functions right from the time we are born,
- and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
- SILENCE
- Is d best Answer
- for all questions
- SMILE
- Is d best Reaction
- in all situations
- Unfortunately
- BOTH Never Help In
- any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
- *************************************
- "The probability of a topic
- coming in exam increases exponentially,
- if one decides to leave the topic completely...."
- *************************************
- The Shortest Relationship
- Ever Is Between
- Students & Books . . .
- They Commit 0ne Day
- Before Exam
- &
- After Exam Break Up ! !
- *************************************
- AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
- They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
- &
- expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P
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- Air & students hv d same mentality
- How?
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- Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
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- Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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- 'Student are not Cheaters
- we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
- *************************************
- Kehdo un parhne walon se,
- Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
- Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
- Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
- *************************************
- To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
- Bcoz,
- it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
- TackLe "Emergencies"!
- Think Different
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- koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
- Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
- Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
- to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
- *************************************
- Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
- 1 Too Many Questions.
- 2 Difficult to Understand.
- 3 More Explanation is Needed.
- 4 Result is always FAIL!
- *************************************
- Lovely days in my life :
- Childhood days,
- School days
- &
- collage days,
- Horrible days in my life :
- "only exam days"
- *************************************
- Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
- Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
- Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
- Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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- A last minute SIX
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- A last minute GOAL
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- A last minute MOVE
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- often wins the GAME!
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- That's why we are still confident that...
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- "A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" !
- *************************************
- If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
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- Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
- A Student Service Msg...!
- *************************************
- A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
- -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
- -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
- -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
- -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
- -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
- *************************************
- Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
- Because It Means.
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- E-End Of
- T-Thinking
- C-Capacity
- But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings...
- What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
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- S. Sleeping
- T. Talking
- U. Unlimited sms
- D. Dreaming
- Y. Yaani mast life
- SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
- *************************************
- My nights are going sleepless,
- my days are going useless.
- So I asked GOD,
- is this love?
- GOD replied,
- no dear, result is near
- When I failed in 2 subjects
- 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (88 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
- I Cried When I Failed
- In 2 Subjects,
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- But
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- I laughed When I Came To
- Know My Friend Failed In 5
- Subjects... ;-) :-P
- *************************************
- Side effect of excess study :p
- A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
- He Wanted To See The Menu
- But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
- He Asked Waiter,
- "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
- *************************************
- The most unfulfilled desire
- Of all science students is
- A bomb should have
- Fallen instead of
- An apple on newton!
- *************************************
- Question by a student !!
- If a single teacher can't
- teach us all the subjects,
- Then...
- How could you expect a single student
- to learn all subjects ?
- *************************************
- Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
- Same rules should be applied in Examz!
- (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
- (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
- (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
- (4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
- (5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
- *************************************
- Exams are like Girl friends
- - Too many questions
- - Difficult to understand
- - More explanation is needed
- - Result is always fail! :D
- It takes 15 trees to
- produce the amount
- of paper that we
- use to write one exam.
- join us in promoting the noble
- cause of saving trees.
- SAY NO TO EXAMS.
- *************************************
- Tomorrow is my exam
- But I don't care
- Because a single sheet of paper
- can't decide my future.
- *************************************
- Wats d height of hope??
- It is: sittin in d exam hall,
- holdin d question paper in hand
- n tellin ur self
- "dude,dnt worry.
- Exams wil get postponed!"
- *************************************
- Some one asked about my past
- I replied -
- SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
- HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.
- EXAM:
- J!uan has 4 apples,
- His train is 7 minutes early,
- Calculate the suns mass :D
- *************************************
- A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
- that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p
- A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
- *************************************
- WHY STUDENT FAIL
- Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
- Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
- 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
- 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
- 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
- 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
- Exams da!ys 35 days,Days left 46
- Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
- Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
- That 1 day is your! BIRTHDAY.
- Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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- Question: "How to kill an ant?"
- Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
- Student:
- Mix chilli !powder with sugar,
- &
- Keep it outside the ant's hole
- After eating,
- ant will search for some water near a water tank.
- Push ant in to it!
- Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
- When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
- Then admit wounded ant in icu!
- And then
- remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|
- Moral:
- Don't play with students!
- They can do any thing for 10 marks
- *************************************
- Question:
- Why most of the! engineering students
- Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
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- ?
- Answer:
- Smooth roads nev!er make good drivers,
- Clear sky never makes good pilots
- &
- Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
- Never makes good engineers.
- Once many professors w!ere called and asked to sit in an airplane.
- After the!y sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
- All of them ran and got out of !plane exdcept one.
- People asked him the reason
- He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start."
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- Air and students have the same mentality
- Dont you know! how ?
- Both keep turnin!g book's pages without reading
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- The most "hung!ry + sad" moment
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- When you're si!tting in the examination hall,
- feeling hungry
- &
- then the invigilator is served
- hot "tea with !samosas".
- *************************************
- The funniest situation in student life
- when we have no idea what to write
- in the exam paper n t!!he supervisor comes
- and
- says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P
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