Jokes Collection Husband Wife Jokes Message 2017

Ek Shadi Shuda Engineer.# Aur ek kuwari ladki ka affair chal rha tha..
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Ek din woh date pe Gaye..

Dono ek dusre k saath #bahot time spend kiya..
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Ladki ko ghar drop karne k baad Ladke ne apne shoes aur pant ko Ganda kar Liya Mitti mein ragad k……
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Uske baad Ladka ghar gaya..
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Biwi : Itni der kahan the tum??
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Husband : Mai tumse Kuch chupana Nahi chahta hoon..
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Mera affair chal rha hai aur Mai date pe Gaya tha..
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Biwi (Shoes aur pant dekh kar): #Chal jhoothe..Tum phir se football khel k aaye ho naa..?
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Hubby : You got me again.. darling u r so intelligent.

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Ab to ye tamanna #hai ki pa lu tujhe,
aur phir dunia se chura lu tujhe,
dekh paaye na koi tujhe mere siwa,
yu apne dil mein chhupa lu tujhe..


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Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale,
Duniya ko bhool masTaane hoke hum chale,
Tu kya jaane is dil ka haAl kya hai,
Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale.
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Kalam Uthai Hai Lafz Nahi Milta,
Jisko Dhoond Rahay Hain
Woh Saks Nahi Milta
Phirte Hain Woh Zamanay Ki Talash Mein
Unhe Bas Hamaray Liye Waqt Nahi Milta!
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Toot jaye na bharam# hont hilaoon kaise
Haal jaisa bhi hai logon ko sunaoon kaise
Wo rulata hai rulaye mujhe jee bhar ke
Meri ankhein hai woh, main us ko rulaoon kaise

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Aap dono ki jodi #kabhi na tute,
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe..
Yun hi ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein,
ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
Happy Marriage Anniversary

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How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife/loving Husband,
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Happy Marriage Anniversary
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Hubby: Call Ambulance! I’m having a heart attack

Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password

Hubby: Its okay, I’m good …!!
Men will be men…..
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Kitna Bebaas Hai Insaan #Apni Qismat Ke Aage,
Har Sapna Tut Jata Hai Haqiqat K Aage,
Jis Ne Kabhi Kisi Ke Age Jhukna Nahi Sikha,
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai Apni Biwi Ke Aage..

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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi #Socha Ki Agar Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To?
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochta.

Shaadi par wife boli:
Aaap mere prannath aur mein apke charno ki dasi.
Shaadi ke baad woh ho Gaya Charandas aur,
woh ho gayi prano ki pyaasi.
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Husband: Mujhe #Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai..
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta…

Hakim: Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin…
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!

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Wife (On #valentine’s day): Kya gift du..?

Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo..
Izzat karo..
Tameez se baat kiya karo..
Yehi kaafi hai..!!

Wife: Nahi, me to gift hi dungi..!!!!!

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#Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli…
Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..