A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semeste⬆⬆⬆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬈⬈Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today⬉⬉⬉
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬐⬐⬐Congratulations⬰⬑⬑⬑
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
stop dreaming & start studying⬆⬆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬈⬈⬈Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall⬉⬉⬉⬉
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬈⬈The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up⬈⬈⬈⬈
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬋⬋⬋To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies⬌⬌⬌
Think Different
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪⧪Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days⬌⬌⬌⬌
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A last minute SIX
.
.
.
A last minute GOAL
.
.
.
.
A last minute MOVE
.
.
.
.
often wins the GAME!
.
.
.
.
That's why we are still confident that...
.
.
.
.
"A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" !
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
.
.
Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
A Student Service Msg...!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭⧭What is the true meaning of 'Study⬉⬉⬉
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪⧪The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧬⧬⧬Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬆⬆⬆Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬐⬐⬐⬐Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬈⬈It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS⬈⬈
Tomorrow is my exam
But I don't care
Because a single sheet of paper
can't decide my future.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪⧪Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed⭅⭅⭅
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some one asked about my past
I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.
EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN,,,,,
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
⧪After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank⬉⬉⬉
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant....
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers⧪
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Height of confidence
Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start.
Air and students have the same mentality
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book's pages without reading
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬐According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it⭃
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
🔂🔂A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study🔀🔀🔀🔀🔀
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭⧭eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
.
The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
There are two type of studies:
1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
for something that I didn't do ?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
#OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO###
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semeste⬆⬆⬆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬈⬈Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today⬉⬉⬉
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬐⬐⬐Congratulations⬰⬑⬑⬑
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
stop dreaming & start studying⬆⬆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬈⬈⬈Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall⬉⬉⬉⬉
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬈⬈The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up⬈⬈⬈⬈
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬋⬋⬋To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies⬌⬌⬌
Think Different
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪⧪Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days⬌⬌⬌⬌
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A last minute SIX
.
.
.
A last minute GOAL
.
.
.
.
A last minute MOVE
.
.
.
.
often wins the GAME!
.
.
.
.
That's why we are still confident that...
.
.
.
.
"A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" !
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
.
.
Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
A Student Service Msg...!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭⧭What is the true meaning of 'Study⬉⬉⬉
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪⧪The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧬⧬⧬Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬆⬆⬆Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬐⬐⬐⬐Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬈⬈It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS⬈⬈
Tomorrow is my exam
But I don't care
Because a single sheet of paper
can't decide my future.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪⧪Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed⭅⭅⭅
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some one asked about my past
I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.
EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN,,,,,
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole
⧪After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank⬉⬉⬉
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant....
Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧪Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers⧪
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Height of confidence
Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one.
People asked him the reason
He said,"If it's made by my students it will not even start.
Air and students have the same mentality
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book's pages without reading
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⬐According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it⭃
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
🔂🔂A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study🔀🔀🔀🔀🔀
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭⧭eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
.
The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
There are two type of studies:
1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
for something that I didn't do ?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
#OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO###
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