Jokesss2016


  1. Modern Insult...Boy to Girl : I love you and want to marry you....Girl : Apni shakal dekhi hai?

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  4. We all have that one friend Who has always been there as your partner in crime...


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  9. 14th Feb ko kya hai? Agar aap ke paas girlfriend hai toh 'Valentine’s Day'. Agar biwi ha


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  14. Tere Gusse par bhi aaj hume pyaar aaya hai... Chalo koi toh hai jisne itne haq se, Hume


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  19. Special thought of the day Agar aapse koi galti ho jaye toh darre nhi ek lambi sans le aur


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  24. Ek girl shaadi ke liyeladka dekhne  jaati hai… Ladke ke ghar entry lenese pehle praye


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  29. Had ho gayi ab toh... Jin logo ne kabhi Rs.5 ka ponds powder nahi lagaya... Woh bhi badi st


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  34. Raat ko neend nahi aati aur Subah utha nahi jata.


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  39. Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Husband : Arey office me hu toh kaam hi kar raha hunga! Wife : Sachh


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  44. Man: Asking one bottle BloodNurse: Why?Man: On this Valentines, I want to write a Love Letter t


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  49. Bhaad me gaya Diploma aur Degree. Ab sirf ‘Fairness Cream’ lagane se bas 3 saal me paye


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  54. Mumbai me ek famous Restaurant ne newspaper me ad dali. Iss 'Valentines Day' apni Wife ko laa


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  59. Husband:Jab maitumhe chillata hu tabtum apna gussa kispenikalti ho ?? Wife:toilet saaf


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  63. This valentine day I’ll date a pizza, Ice-cream and burger...


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  67. I am fat because My mother makes tasty food...


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  71. Tu meri Drink,Mai tera Chakhna...I Love You baby Apna khyal rakhna...


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  76. Na Kisi Ne " Rose " Diya Na ,Kisi Ne " Proposal " Diya ,Na Kisi Ne "Teddy Bear" Diya, 


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  81. Ek shaitan Gajodhar unknown number se call karta hai..! Ek aadmi uthata hai! Aadmi: Hello!


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  86. Ek aurat ko dusre sahar mejob lagiWaha pahunch kar usne soncha keapne pati ko message kar duGalti se


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  91. Boyfriend and girlfriend dono market ghum rahethe... Toh Ek Ladki neHELLO kiya..Girlfriend


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  95. We all can survive without a Boyfriend or a girlfriend but We can’t survive without a best fr


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  99. Dear girls, Agar ek insaan ne tumhe dhikha diya iss ka yeh matlab nahi hai saare ladke ek jaise


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  104. Woh puri filmo ke sasur hume kyun nahi milte... Jo bolte the... “Yeh raha blank cheque au


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  109. Girl : Wife Aur Girlfriend me kya diffrence hota hai? Boy : Yahi koi 20 Kg. ka...


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  114. When you see your friend eating something with other classmates...


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  119. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai, Udhar hich saala RUSH hai, And fihaal timepass ke liye only Candy cr


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  124. Nowadays people say “I love you” Just like they are saying “Hello”


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  128. Ek chor 1 crore rupees aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha.Ek gunge, bahre insan ke g


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  133. Once An Old man was waiting 4 Train...Boy : What's the Time ?Old-man : Sor


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  138. Mai tujhko chahu tu kisi aur ko chahe, Bhagwaan kare tu jisko chahe woh kisi aur ko chah



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