Funny Whatsapp Status For You 2016


  1. My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours.

  2. Whatsapp users never die but they just go offline.

  3.  Always re!!spects your self!



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  5. Save Water, Drink Wine!!

  6. Cigarett!!e chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu...!! 

  7. Marri!!age is the cause of divorce.!

  8. I love my job only when I am on vacation....

  9.  I ju!!st need a good Wifi & Wife.

  10. @All the Rules are made.. to be break.

  11. Ooo…..Don’t copy my status.

  12. !@1@Drunk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

  13. !@People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...

  14. !@A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well...!

  15. 1@No I didn't trip ...The floor looked like ...it needed a hug!.

  16. !@Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that girl... , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!

  17. !Brain is Work More ..When You can use.....

  18. !@When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.

  19. 1@Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone...

  20. Alcohol will give different, type of power!..

  21. !@70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!

  22. #3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!

  23. I don't drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..

  24. !@High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!

  25. !@If your are still hate me!then No Problem!..




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