- I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs
- I'm the dude with cool attitude
- Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
- Silence is the best response to a fool.
- A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
- It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
- I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
- My life my rules.
- Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
- I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
- Time is precious waste it wisely.
- Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
- The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
- Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
- The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
- I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
- Cool Status for Whatsapp FB
- Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
- Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
- Pople are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise..
- Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
- Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
- I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart..
- I am Waiting for GF Message!
- There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
- I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
- Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
- When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
- Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
- Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
- Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
- Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..
- Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
- I don't care what people think or say about me!..
- I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
- There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
- Your whatsapp status say's online... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
- Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!
- Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
- Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
- If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
- I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
- Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
- Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
- Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
- Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
- I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
- Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
- Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it !
- I Wish My Parents Were Like Google... They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...
- Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
- I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
- WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
- In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are...
- I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..
- People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
- I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
- There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
- Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
- 'Dream' as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...
- Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.
- Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
- Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock...
- Life is journey. I am traveler.
- Life must go on :-)
- Never too busy to be happy :-)
- Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
- A smile suits every kind of clothes
- I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
- How come wrong numbers are never busy?
- Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
- The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
- Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
- DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.
- Always trying to cool my self.
- Teachers Only Teach The Rules... But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
- My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day
- Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥
- Keep calm and enjoy life.
- People with status don't need status...
- never give people permission to disrespect you....
- life is simple if we are simple....
- Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
- Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
- Cool Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook
- They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
- It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
- *Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
- I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
- Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
- Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.
- Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.
- "FBI, Open the door!"... Uh... no ... it's cool when you break in.
- Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
- Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."
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