⇖2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said⇖⇖⇖⇖
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
⇖which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
I really deeply wish ... on my bed
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I⇪ really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Difference between stress, tension & panic
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇪3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
Catch her by her waist...Put ur lips on her lips...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W⇂ife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
It's the things that satisfies your mind
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
Nurse, Sardar and blood test
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sardar on phone:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
A junior needs a name
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖⇖⇖Love is a gamble⇖⇖⇖⇖Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A girl phoned me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Come here, take off your pents and knickers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet⇖⇖⇖⇖
Last nite i went 2 bed without u...cold,naked...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"
Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
Girl fully exhausted
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
I want to suck you ... lick you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!
Perfect example of good & bad luck
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Caught sleeping together
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
⇖Most interesting line written
on the front of ⇖T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above⇖⇖⇖⇖
⇾⇾Can kids of our age have kids?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇗Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Even the driver say's so ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
Short thing gets longer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Click here for answer!
(more…)
Let me kiss your lips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇗Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
Can we do romance in the midnight today
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇐Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
It's too tight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY... MOSQUITO
1st went in and came out n said⇖⇖⇖⇖
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
⇖which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
I really deeply wish ... on my bed
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I⇪ really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Difference between stress, tension & panic
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇪3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
Catch her by her waist...Put ur lips on her lips...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
W⇂ife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
It's the things that satisfies your mind
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
Nurse, Sardar and blood test
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sardar on phone:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
A junior needs a name
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖⇖⇖Love is a gamble⇖⇖⇖⇖Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A girl phoned me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Come here, take off your pents and knickers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet⇖⇖⇖⇖
Last nite i went 2 bed without u...cold,naked...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"
Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
Girl fully exhausted
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
I want to suck you ... lick you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!
Perfect example of good & bad luck
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Caught sleeping together
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇖Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
⇖Most interesting line written
on the front of ⇖T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above⇖⇖⇖⇖
⇾⇾Can kids of our age have kids?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇗Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Even the driver say's so ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
Short thing gets longer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Click here for answer!
(more…)
Let me kiss your lips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇗Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
Can we do romance in the midnight today
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⇐Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
It's too tight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY... MOSQUITO
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