Rakhi Jokes New 2016

1. "Mein uske ~paas tha
2. Woh mere karib thi
3. Fir woh mere paas aayi
4. Aur thodi si ghabraayi
5. Jab meine uska haath pakada
6. To woh thodi si sharmaayi
7. Usne kaha aaj hum
8. Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
9. Jise duniya ki
10. Koi taakat na tod paaye
11. Usne mera haath
12. Haatho me lekar kaha
13. Yeh to janam j~anmo
14. Ka bandhan hai
15. Phir mujhe yaad aaya
16. Woh Saawan ka mausam
17. Woh poonam ki raat
18. Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!"
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20. Top
21. "Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
22. Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
23. Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
24. Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai."
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26. Top
27. "Meri khushi ka andaaza
28. Lagana mushkil tha
29. Par iske aage jo hua
30. Woh batana bhi mushkil hai"
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32. Top
33. "Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
34. Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
35. Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
36. Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
37. 'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro."
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40. "Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
41. Payal chhankati chali gayee
42. Main sindoor~ leke khada tha,
43. Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee."
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46. "Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
47. Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
48. Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
49. tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
50. To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
51. Just kidding as always.
52. "Happy Raksha Bandhan"
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55. Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
56. Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
57. Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
58. Isliye humne usaki ~bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.
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61. "Savdhan !!!!!
62. Agar aap bus, train, plane ~ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
63. phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
64. Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
65. Purush heet mein jaaree