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1. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
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3. It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.
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5. Virginity can be cured.


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7. You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
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9. It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.
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12. Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
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14. I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out. 
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16. Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
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18. My life can be measured in hours
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20. I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
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22. Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
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24. A party without cake is just a meeting.
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26. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
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28. Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent.. 
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30. I’d far rather be happy than right.
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32. No guts, no glory, no brain, same story 
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34. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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36. forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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38. How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
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