Best of Santa banta funny jokes in hindi संता बंता Jokes

• Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
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• Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
• Dadi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
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• Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa
• Par Gaya
• Hoon..
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• Ambani v/s Santa
• This is ultimate
• Ambani: Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta..
• Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi… humne to Bech di..
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• Ek chor Santa jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha…
• Santa hasne laga..
• Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho???
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• Santa : Bhagne do.. charger to mere paas hai!
• Santa ko girlfriend ki shaadi ka card aaya..
• Usne Bahot Socha Jaaun Ya Na Jaun??
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• Fir uske man mein aaya
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• Jaaunga
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• Pyaar apni jagah hai.. Aur paneer ke pakaude apni jagah..
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• Santa apni wife se – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
• Wife – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi..
• Santa : Sun, bus me tujhe logo ne itna kyon mara?
• Bant : Arey yaar!! mera ek photo bus main ek aurt ke pair ke niche gir gaya tha aur mene kaha
• madam zara saree uper kijiye photo lena hai…
• Santa plane land hote hi chillaane laga…
• Banglore aaya banglore aaya… Balley Balley!!
• Air Hostess: Helo sir… B silent
• Santa- ok anglore aaya anglore aaya alley alley…
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• Santa on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant…
• She is having pain right now…
• Doctor: Is dis her 1st child?
• Santa: No dis is her husband speaking..!!!
• Santa : Hum jite ek bar hai..
• Marte bhi ek bar hai..
• pyaar bhi ek hi baar hota hai..
• Viyaah bhi ek hi baar hota hai,
• toh fir yeh saale exams baar baar kyon??
• Jaago Student jaago..!!
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• ਪਤਨੀ: ਜੀ ! ਕੀ ਕਰਦੇ ਹੋ ?
• ਪਤੀ: ਮੱਖੀਆ ਮਾਰਦਾ
• ਪਤਨੀ: (ਹੱਸਦੇ ਹੋਏ) ਕਿੰਨੀਆ ਕੁ ਮਾਰ ਲਈਆ ?
• ਪਤੀ: ਚਾਰ, ਦੋ ਜਨਾਨੀਆ ਅਤੇ ਦੋ ਮਰਦ।
• ਪਤਨੀ: ਇਹ ਜੀ ਤੁਸੀ ਕਿਸ ਤਰਾ ਕਹਿ ਸਕਦੇ ਹੋ?
• ਪਤੀ: ਕਿਉ ਕਿ ਦੋ ਟੈਲੀਫੋਨ ਤੇ ਬੈਠੀਆ ਸਨ ਅਤੇ ਦੋ ਸਰਾਬ ਦੀ ਬੋਤਲ ਤੇ!
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• Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,
• Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
• Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
• Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
• Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..
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• Ek Punjabi Ladki shaadi karne k liye Ladke k ghar mein entry karne se pehle pray karti hain:
• “Rabba !! Ya toh Saas changi hove…nahi toh photo tangi hove..!
• Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
• Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
• Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
• Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae
• Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?
• “Jago Students, Jago Vai…”
• Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
• sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C, Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
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• Munda: bapu tera viah ho gya..??
• Bapu: han puttar mera viah ho gya…
• Munda: aacha kis naal hoya..??
• Bapu: puttar teri maa naal….
• Munda: wah bapu tu te bada chalak nikleya, ghar ch hi chakkar chala leya……!!
• Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
• Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…
• Conductor: No More, No More Please.
• Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.
• Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan, Tainu Sunda Hi Nahi.”
• Naukar: “Tusi Taan Maalak Ho Ji, Ik Ghanta Ki, Sara Din Bell Bajao, Thanu Kaun Rok Sakda Hai ?”
• Bhikhari: Saab, Coffee Peen Vaste 20 Rs De Do.
• Saab: Par Coffee Te 10 Rs Di Aandi Ae
• Bhikhari: Naal Girlfriend Vi Ae
• Saab: Wah! Bhikhari Ho Ke Girlfriend Vi Bana Lai Ae
• Bhikhari: Nahi Saab, Girlfriend Ne Bhikhari Bana Dita Ae..
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• Wife : Suno Ji ! Is Hafte Film Dekhange Te Agle Hafte Puri Shopping Karange,
• Husband : Ohton Agle Hafte Assi Mandir Javange,
• Wife : Oh Kyun…?
• Husband : Bheekh Mangange….
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• Basanta:-Sharab peene ke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
• Basanti:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jati hoon,meri jaan…
• Basanti: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
• Basanta: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
• Basnti: Main to maa banne wali hoon!
• Basanta: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon
• Basanti: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?”
• Basanta: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
• Basanta:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega.
• Basanti:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.
• Ek baar basanta basanti ka jghagra ho gya
• Basanti : kash mene apni maa ki baat man li hoti to aaj mujhe ye din dekhne ko na milta
• Basanta : Kya matlab ki tumhari maa ne tumhe mujh se saadi karne ko mana kiya tha
• Basanti: Or nahi to kya
• Basanta : He Bhagwan me us nek orat ke bare me kitna bura sochta tha jis ne mujhe Bbachana chaha.
• Basanta:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.
• Basanti:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.
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