- My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card
- My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours.
- Whatsapp users never die but they just go offline.
- Always respects your self!
- Save Water, Drink Wine!!
- Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu...!!
- Ma!!rriage is the cause of divorce.!
- I love my job only when I am on vacation....
- I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
- A!!ll the Rules are made.. to be break.
- Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.
- Dr!!unk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
- People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well...!
- No !!I didn't trip ...The floor looked like ...it needed a hug!.
- !!Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that girl... , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!
- !Brain is Work More ..When You can use.....
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