Adult SMS Text Messages 2016

• Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
• which is 6" long
• and move it in and out
• and wait for a white substance to come out?
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• Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
• i cant tell such words
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• Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
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• I really deeply wish dat
• u r here with me in my room.
• on my bed & lights is off &
• we get under the cover together..
• 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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• 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
• 1st went in and came out n said
• "Na my wife is better."
• 2nd went in and came out n said
• "U R right ur wife is much better."
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• Catch her by her waist...
• Bring her home..
• Keep ur hand on her neck
• Put ur lips on her lips
• & have a ...
• ...nice drink...PEPSI
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• It's the thing that satisfies
• ur mind, body & soul!
• Do it on bed, on a sofa,
• in the car or anywhere!
• It's called Prayer!
• God bless ur naughty mind.
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• 3 FEELINGS
• what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
• Stress is when wife is pregnant,
• tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
• panic is when both r pregnant
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• Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
• Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
• Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
• Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
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• Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
• Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
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• "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
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• NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
• after BLOOD TEST.
• THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
• NURSE:y r u DANCING.
• SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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• Love is a gamble,
• Sex is a game,
• Boyz do the thing
• Girls get the blame,
• 1 night in pleasure
• 9 months of pain
• 1 day in hospital and
• a junior needs a name
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• A girl phoned me
• the other day and said ...
• "Come on over, there's nobody home."
• I went over. Nobody was home
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• Sardar on phone:
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• Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
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• Doctor: Is this her first child?
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• Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
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• Come here,
• take off your pents and knickers,
• get on top of me,
• enjoy until u get satisfied,
• loving yours.....
• toilet!
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• Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
• cold,naked,thinking of u,
• missing ur warmth,
• ur soft touch against my skin.
• Where were u "lastnite"
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• Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
• S - SMILE
• E - ENERGY
• X - XCITEMENT
• so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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• What's an average 6 inch long
• Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
• ?
• ?
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• A:1000- rupee currency note.!
• Always think positive
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• In a bath room,
• a boy touches a girl everywhere!
• You Know whose that boy?
• Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
• Dirty people always think dirty.
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• I want to suck you
• lick you
• wanna move my tongue all over you
• wanna feel you in my mouth
• yep, that's how you
• eat an ice cream!
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• A young girl after her honeymoon
• came fully exhausted and tired,
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• When her friends asked her what happened?
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• She replied :
• When this 70 year old bastard told me
• he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
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• "I thought It was MONEY"
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• Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
• "Me sick, no work"
• Boss SMS back:
• "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
• 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
• "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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• What is the perfect example
• of both Good & Bad Luck?
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• The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
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• but at the same time
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• Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
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• Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
• Boy2.Oh! I know her
• Boy1:How?
• Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
• Boy1:What the hell?
• Boy2.during lecture in maths class
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• Think +ve:)
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• In a party a lady wanted
• to go to toilet so
• she inquired with a sardar
• papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
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• sardarji replied u naughty
• pehle tum dikhao.
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• Most interesting line written
• on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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• Excuse me !
• My face is above.;-)
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• Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
• "can kids of our age have kids?"
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• Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
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• Boy said to girl :
• "see i told you not to worry!!!!".
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• A short thing
• its get longer as u hold it
• & pass between woman's breast
• & enters into a small hole
• What is it?
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• Click here for answer!
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• A man while making love to his maid,
• exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
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• The maid smiled and said
• 'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
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• Let me kiss ur lips,
• let me feel ur teeth,
• let me feel ur tongue.
• SMILE!
• This is ur friend
• "PEPSODENT"
• reminding you to brush ur teeth,
• Twice a day Everyday :)
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• Can we do romance in the midnight today?
• I'm in a good mood:)
• Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
• Reply me soon,
• yours Loving Mosquito.
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• Girl:Its 2 tight
• Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
• Gal:Push it in,
• Boy:Ah..I cant,
• Gal:Its painful,
• Boy:Forget it.
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• Well buy new WEDDING RING!
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• A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
• and
• say
• that i will do anything to pass in the exams
• and professor says
• NOW OPEN YOUR
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• Books And Study
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• He came at night,
• explored my body,
• got on top of me,
• touched me, he bit,
• sucked, swalowd,
• when he was satisfyed,
• he left, i was hurt,
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• BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!