Happy Republic Day Jokes SMS 2016

1. A miser’s house caught fire & he givng missd cals 2 fire brigade.
2. Happy Republic Day 2016.
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4. Lady Secry: Sir, Ur wife cald wants 2 kis on phone Santa: Take msg give me later.
5. Happy Republic Day2016
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7. Boy: What will u give me as reward if I climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
8. Happy Republic Day2016
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10. Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? A: In advertisements.
11. Happy Republic Day 2016!!
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13. When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower.
14. Happy Republic Day..
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16. I read a news that due 2 thunder a monkey is injured. If u r safe SMS me.
17. Happy Republic Day 2016..
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19. A Bachelor’s schedule
20. Monday   Friendship ; Tue   Love ;
21. Wed   Marriage ; Thu   Ruined ;
22. Fri   Fighting ; Sat   Divorce ;
23. Sun   Rest, Mon   Again start Looking .
24. Enjoy and Happy Republic Day.2016
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26. What is diffrence between problem & talent?
27. 2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
28. 1 boy love 2 girls= talent.
29. Have a great Republic Day.2016
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31. Banta falls in luv wit a nurse..
32. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: “I LUV U SISTER”.
33. Love you all and Happy Republic Day 2016