Funny Happy Birthday Status Collection New 2017

• 1.You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
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• 2.Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face…
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• 3.In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
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• 4.In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
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• Funny Happy Birthday Status
• 5.Thanking my Dear Lord for another wndrful year of life full of blessings and thanks for all the birthday wishes.
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• 6.u can open ur eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire. Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.
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• 7.I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
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• 8.Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic…
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• 9.Friendship is a bond between two human minds which will be stronger if cake is shared between them! Happy cake-eating day, my friend..
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• 10.For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
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• 11.I have been looking everywhere fr a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a gud thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”