NEW SILLY DICTIONARY

1. Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
2. McDonald's.
3. Avoidable uh-avoy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.
4. Burglarize ur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with.
5. Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen
6. cabinets.


7. Eclipse i-klips': What an English barber does for a living.
8. Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
9. Heroes hee'-rhos: What a guy in a boat does.
10. Left Bank left' bangk': What the robber did after his bag was full of
11. loot.
12. Misty miss'-tee: How golfers create divots.
13. Paradox par'-of-docks: Two physicians.
14. Parasites par'-uh-sites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
15. Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist: A helper on the farm.
16. Polarize po'-lur-ize: What penguins see with.
17. Primate pri'-mate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
18. Relief ee-leaf': What trees do in the spring.
19. Rubberneck ub'-er-nek: What you do to relax your wife.
20. Seamstress seem'-stress: Describes 250 pounds in a size six.
21. Selfish sel'-fish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
22. Subdued some-dood': Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like,
23. submarines, man.
24. Sudafed soo'-da-fed: Bringing litigation against a government official.