Best sms message new 2016

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2. Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge,
3. Mere honsolon se kam milenge,
4. Jab chod degi duniya,
5. Wahan dost hum milenge.
6. Missing You.
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8. 
   
9. Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
10. Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas rehti hai,
11. Waise hi aap pas ho na ho,
12. aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
13. 
    
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15. 
    
16. Aap sei bichar ke maine ansoo bahai
17. Merey ansoo samunder main ghirey
18. Agar aap ko woh aansoo mil jaye to
19. Kasam se hum aapko yaad karna chod dengey
20. 
    
21. =============================
22. 
    
23. Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du
24. Dost par apni jindagi waar du
25. Jab tera message nahi milta to
26. Dil karta hai tere DIL me goli maar doooo…
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28. Pyar Karte Hai Hum Magar Keh Nahi Sakte
29. Dil Se App Ko Bhula Bhi Nahi Sakte
30. Kya Kare Ishq Mein Yun
31. Tadaap Tadaap Ke Maar Bhi Nahi Sakte…
32. =============================
33. 
    
34. Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki
35. Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare
36. Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki
37. Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare?
38. =============================
39. Din Ka Ujala Ho Ya Raat Ki Khamoshi
40. Aapki Yaad Tanha Hone Nahi Deti
41. Rab Ne Diya He Aap Jaisa Pyar
42. Bas Yahi KHUSHI Kabhi akela hone Nahi Deti.
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44. 
    
45. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
46. used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
47. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
48. Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
49. Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U
50. =============================
51. 
    
52. Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi hoti
53. Yeh toh dhoka hai jo sab kehte hai
54. Pyaar ki seema honi chaiye
55. Taki koi dil kisi aur dil ka na ho jaye…
56. =============================
57. Na Main Tumhe Khona Chahta Hu
58. Na Teri Yaad Me Rona Chahta Hu
59. Jab Tak Jinndgi Hai Main Hamesa Tumhare Sath Rahunga
60. Bas Yahi Baat Tumse Kahna Chahta Hu…
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62. Pyaar kya tha yeh nahi pata,
63. Pyaar kya hai yeh bhi nahi pata,
64. Bus itna jante hai ki woh humse door hai,
65. Magar phir bhi unka naam humare jine ka shara hai…
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67. Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
68. hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
69. hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
70. ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.
71. 
    
72. 
    
73. =============================
74. 
    
75. Chand say pocha shandni ka raaz kia hay
76. 
    
77. =============================
78. 
    
79. Humne Chaand se pooha
80. teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
81. Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara
82. kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay
83. dekh kar mein chamakta hoon
84. 
    
85.  =============================
86. Har Ghar Ke Angan Me Tulsi,
87. “Tulsi” Badi Mahan Hai,
88. Jis Ghar Main Ye Tulsi Rehti,
89. Wo Ghar Swarg Saman Hai..
90. Happy Dev Uthan or tulsi vivah
91. =============================
92. 
    
93. Yanmule sarvatirthaani,
94. Yannagre sarvadevataa,
95. Yanmadhye sarvavedaascha,
96. Tulasi taam namaamyaham,
97. Happy Tulasi Vivah
98. =============================
99. 
    
100. Holi ke rang mast bikhrenge,
101. kyuke piya ke sang ab ham bhi toa bheegenge
102. Holi mein iss baar toa aur bhi rang honge,
103. kyuke mere piya bhi toa mere sang hoge
104. =============================
105. Yaaro Ki Yaari Rahe Sada
106. Dosto Ki Toli Rahe Sada
107. Jindgi Rango Me Rahe Sada
108. Har Din Holi Rahe Sadahappy Holi….
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110. 
     
111. Rango Mein Ghuli Ladki Kya Laal Gulabi Hai,
112. Jo Dekhta Hai Kehta Hai Kya Maal Gulabi Hai,
113. Pichle Baras Tune Jo Bhigoya Tha Holi Mein,
114. Ab Tak Nishani Ka Rang Baki Hai
115. =============================
116. 
     
117. Pyar Sneh Samarpan Dular
118. Mohabbatsadbhawna Sadvichar
119. In Saat Rango Kirahe Baucchar
120. Aaj Ka Din Laye Aapke Jeevanme Satrangi Bahar.
121. Happy Holi !!
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123. 
     
124. Kabhi hasata hai pyar,
125. Kabhi rulata hai pyar,
126. Har pal ki yaad dilata hai pyar,
127. Chaho ya na chaho,
128. Par aapke hone ka ehsas dilata hai yeh pyar
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130. Teri LOVELY EYES ne
131. mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai,
132. ki maine sabko REJECT karke
133. tujko SELECT kiya hai!
134. SELECT kiya maine pyar se,
135. Dil nahi todna mera INKAAR se….
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137. 
     
138. Mausaom mohabbat ka chalata rahe
139. Pyaar ka fool yunhi khilta rahe
140. Jindagi Aabad rahe pyar se
141. DilSe dil Milao Apne Yaar se
142. Happy Valentine’s Day
143. 
     
144. =============================
145. 
     
146. Har dua kabool nahi hoti
147. 
     
148. =============================
149. 
     
150. Har dua kabool nahi hoti,
151. Har aarzoo poori nahi hoti….
152. Jinke dil me aap jaise dost ho,
153. Unke liye dhadkan bhi zaroori nahi hoti….
154. 
     
155. 
     
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157. Hum Apne Aap Pe Garoor Nahi Karte
158. 
     
159. Hum Apne Aap Pe Garoor Nahi Karte….
160. Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte….
161. Magar jise aik baar dil main basa liya….
162. Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.
163. Happy Valentines Day
164. =============================
165. Log Kehte Firte Hai
166. 
     
167. Log Kehte Firte Hai
168. Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai
169. Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai
170. Par Unhe Kyaa Pata
171. Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn
172. Chand Uska Ek Tukda Hai.
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174. Happy Gurpurab to all the Sikhs…
175. 
     
176. Happy Gurpurab to all the Sikhs
177. and to everyone who is a
178. well-wisher of the ideals of Sikhism….
179. Let us all celebrate birthday
180. of Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji …
181. Happy Gurpurab.
182. =============================
183. Guru Nanak Jayanti ki dher sari Badhai
184. Guru Nanak Jayanti Mubarak ho !
185. =============================
186. 
     
187. Man Mein Sincho Har Har Naam
188. Andar Kirtan, Hor Guun Gaam
189. Aisi Preet Karo Man Mere
190. Aath Pehar Prab Jano Nehre
191. Kaho guru Ja Ka Nirmal Bhaag
192. Har Charnee Ta Ka Man Laag.
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194. Nanak Nich kahe vichaar,
195. Waria na jaava ek waar,
196. Jo tud bhave sai bhali kaar,
197. Tu sada salamat nirankaar
198. Gurpurb Dee Lakh Lakh Wadai !!
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200. Nanak naam jahaaz hai…
201. 
     
202. Nanak naam jahaaz hai, jo chadhe so uttre paar
203. Jehda thalle reh gaya, Nanak nahi jimme vaar!
204. =============================
205. On this auspicious occasion of the birthday
206. 
     
207. On this auspicious occasion of the birthday of Sh.Guru Nanak Dev Ji,
208. I wish to convey you all my heartiest congratulations !!
209. Happy GURPURAB…!!
210. =============================
211. Celebrate Gurpurab with your loved ones..
212. 
     
213. Celebrate Gurpurab with your loved ones/friends and family,
214. and enjoy Guru Ji’s Divine Love and Blessings,,,,,,
215. HAPPY Guru Purub…
216. 
     
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218. 
     
219. Raj karega khalsa, aakee rehae naa koe,
220. Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh!
221. Happy Gurpurab….!
222. 
     
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224. DASVEN PATSHAH SRI GURU NANAK DEV JEE DE JANAM DIHA SARIYAN NUN WADHAIYAN…!!
225. Happy GURPURAB..!!
226. O my mind, keep the thoughts of True Lord forever inside you and feel the bliss of peace..
227. Happy Gurpurab…!!
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229. 
     
230. “Nanak Naam chardi Kalaa,
231. Tere Bhane Sarbat Da Bhala”
232. Dhan Dhan sahib sri guru nanak dev ji de aagan,
233. Purab di aap sub nu lakh lakh vadhaai…!!
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235. 
     
236. Tuhannu Sabh nu kalghidhar patshah
237. de janam dihade di lakh lakh wadhayi hove..
238. chidiyon sangg baaj ladaoun tabhi Gobind Singh …..
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240. Satguru nanak pargateya miti dhund jag chaanan hova
241. 
     
242. Satguru nanak pargateya miti dhund jag chaanan hova
243. guru nanak dev ji de prakash utsav di lakh lakh vadhayee sabhnu.
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245. 
     
246. May Guru Jee inspire you to achieve
247. all your goals and May His blessings
248. be with you in whatever you do
249. Happy Gurpurab.
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251. kissi ne pucha tera gharbaar kitna hai
252. kissi ne pucha tera karobaar kitna hai
253. kssi ne pucha tera parivaar kitna hai
254. koi virla hi puch da hai,
255. TERA GURU NAAL PYAAR KITNA HAI…
256. Happy Guru Nanak Jayanti..
257. =============================
258. अगर कुछ बनना है तो गुलाब के फुल बनो.
259. क्यों की ये फुल उस के हाथ मैं भी खुशबु छोड़ देता है
260. जो इसे मसल कर फ़ेंक देता है
261. Happy Rose Day
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263. Gul ko gulshan mubarak,
264. Chaand ko chandani mubarak,
265. Shayar ko shayri mubarak,
266. Aur hamari taraf se aap ko New Year
267. mubarak.
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269. 
     
270. Aankho mein No TEAR…..
271. Dil mein NO FEAR…..
272. Forget Everything and Enjoy Dear
273. Mere Dost…
274. Wishing you Dil Se Happy New Year
275. 
     
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277. 
     
278. 
     
279. Intzaar Nahi Karte
280. 
     
281. 
     
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283. Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte,
284. Buzdil kabhi khulkar war nahi karte,
285. Aur hum wo hai jo “Happy new year” ke liye
286. January ka intzaar nahi karte.
287. 
     
288. 
     
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290. 
     
291. Din Gujar Gaya Hai Intejaar Mein,
292. Raat Gujar Gayi Intejaar Mein,
293. Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Aapko,
294. Purana Saal Beet Gaya Aapke Sms Ke Intejar Mein.
295. Happywala Naya Saal
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297. Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gulfam Bheja Hai,
298. Sitaro Ne Aasma Se Salam Bheja Hai, Mubarak Ho Apko Naya Saal,
299. Hum Ne Advance Me Ye Piagam Bheja Hai.
300. Happy New Year.
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302. 
     
303. Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
304. Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
305. Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear
306. Aur Khuda de Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year….
307. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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309. 
     
310. Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
311. Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
312. Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
313. Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Uparwale,
314. Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
315. Happy New Year
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317. Ek-Khubsurti..
318. Ek-Tajgi..
319. Ek-Sapna..
320. Ek-Sachai..
321. Ek-Kalpana..
322. Ek-Ahsas..
323. Ek-Astha..
324. Ek-Vishvas..
325. Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat….
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327. Jaane Anjane Me
328. Agar 2015 me
329. Apko Dukh Diya Ho,
330. Pareshan Kiya Ho,
331. Taklif Di Ho,
332. Rulaya Ho,
333. to
334. Aadat dal lo.
335. Hum 2016 me bhi nahi sudhrenge.
336. Happy New Year
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338. 
     
339. Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein,
340. raat gujar gayi intejaar mein,
341. Naya saal mubarak ho aapko,
342. 2015 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
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344. New rules of life for 2014
345. 1. Haste Rehne ka.
346. 2. Tension nai leneka.
347. 3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
348. 4. Mast rehneka.
349. 5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
350. 6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
351. 7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
352. Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
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354. 
     
355. I am sorry.
356. Ek buri khabar hai
357. Mujey bhool jana plz.
358. Mujhe 1 month baad tumhey,
359. Hamesha k liye chod kar
360. Chale jana hey tumhara apna
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362. 
     
363. 
     
364. Apne 2013 k gunah dhonay k liye 99
365. bar is mantar ka wird karain
366. “East or west, Haryanarya is the best”
367. Ab edit ker k is msg mein
368. apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna
369. 
     
370. 
     
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372. 1. Named after legendary music director Sachin Dev Burman by his father.
373. 2. Grew his hair and tied a band around it to copy his idol JohnMcEnroe.Was called McEnroe by his friends. Admires BorisBecker, PeteSampras and DiegoMaradona.
374. 3. Wanted to be a tearing fast bowler and even went to the MRF Pace Academy but head coach DennisLillee asked him to concentrate on his batting.
375. 4. Has scored big runs on Indian festivals like Gokulashtmi, RakshaBandhan, Holi and Diwali.
376. 5. Loved to have i-can-eat-more-vada-pavas-than -you competitions with cricket buddies VinodKambli and SalilAnkola.
377. 6. A foodie who loves sea food. Co-owns a restaurant.
378. 7. Sydney Cricket ground is his favorite ground.
379. 8. Loves Kishore Kumar and rock group Dire Straits. Fusses over his personal stereo.
380. 9. A Ganesh devotee, he visits SiddhiVinayak temple in the early hours of the morning.
381. 10. Wears his left pad first, has the tri-color pasted inside his kit bag.
382. 11. Remembers every Test dismissal – especially the bowler who dismissed him.
383. 12. Likes to dunk his glucose biscuits into his tea.
384. 13. Ambidextrous: bats with his right hand, autographs and eats with his left.
385. 14. Used to sleep with his cricket gear during his junior days
386. 15. Refused to shoot for a soft drink ad of him smashing cricket balls with a fly swatter. He reportedly told film-maker PrahladKakkar, ” That would make me greater that the game.” The ad was modified: he hit the balls with a stump .
387. 16. A fast car fiend who likes to tear down Mumbai roads at 4 am.
388. 17. Fell from a tree on Sunday evening during the summer vacation, when Guide was showing on national TV. His infuriated his brother ( and mentor) Ajit packed him off to cricket coaching class as punishment.
389. 18. Came back from the four month tour of Australia after the 1992 World Cup and turned up to play from his college, Kirti College, in April 1992.
390. 19. Was without a bat contract during the 1996 world cup where he emerged as the highest run – getter. A famous tire company signed up after that.
391. 20. His coach at Shardashram RamakantAcherkar used to offer a one rupee coin as price to any bowler who dismissed him. If he remained not out, the coin belonged to Sachin. That he still has a good bunch of those coins tells the story.
392. 21. Fielded for Pakistan as a substitute during a one day practice match against India at Brabourne Stadiumin 1988.
393. 22. Was a ball boy during the 1987 world cup semi-finals between India and England at Wankhende.
394. 23. The first ad he shot was for Luna mopeds.
395. 24. In school he was once mistaken for a girl by good friend Atul Ranade because of his long curls
396. 25. Amitabh Bachchan became his biggest hero after watching Deewar and Zanjeer.
397. 26. Played tennis – ball cricket and darts during rain breaks.
398. 27. Sang and whistled with Vinod Kambli during their 664 run record stand in the Harrisshield in 1988 to avoid eye contact with the coach’s assistant, who wanted to declare while the duo wanted to bat on.
399. 28. Teammate Praveen Amre brought him his first pair of international quality cricket shoes.
400. 29. Was a bully at school but was kind to cats and dogs. His first captain, SunilHarshe, said that he loved to pick a fight. Every time he was introduced to someone. His first reaction was, ” Will I be able to beat him? ”
401. 30. Used to go fishing for tadpoles and guppy fishes in the stream that ran through out the compound of Sahitya Sahwas, his building in Bandra East.
402. 31. Made his mother once look for a frog bhaji recipe.
403. 32. The nanny who looked after him is now universally called Sachuchi bai.
404. 33. Colony watchman’s son RameshPradhe, was his playmate, said sachin would ask him to dip a rubber ball in water and hurl it at him. He wanted to see the wet marks left on the bat to know whether he had middled the ball correctly.
405. 34. A prankster, he once put a hose pipe into SouravGanguly’s room and turned on the tap. Ganguly awoke to find his gear floating. Calls Ganguly Babu Moshai. Sourav cals him Chota Babu.
406. 35. Great spinner of yarns. If he had a cut on his finger it was because it had been chopped by a helicopter flying low.
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408. 
     
409. A true fact:
410. Sachin Tendulkar was failed in English in his 10th std in 1988.
411. But now here in 2010 first lesson of 10th std English book is about “SACHIN TENDULKAR”
412. =============================
413. 
     
414. We owned India, the British conquered it..
415. The British owned cricket, Sachin conquered it!!!
416. Sachin rocks forever! ….
417. =============================
418. 
     
419. wen SACHIN made his test debut,
420. M.VIJAY was 5 years n 228 days old,
421. OJHA was 3 years 71 days old,
422. RAINA was 2 years old,
423. PUJARA was 1 year 9 months old,
424. KOZHI wasn’t born AND now,
425. SACHIN is still playin with these kids..!!
426. thats y he is called the L
427. =============================
428. 
     
429. His jersy no.= 10
430. Age 37= 3+7= 10
431. Height 5 ft 5 in= 5+5= 10
432. WC winning date
433. 2/4/2011= 2+4+2+0+1+1 =10
434. World Cup aftr 28 yrs= 2+8= 10
435. its a
436. Truely 10dulkar..:-)
437. =============================
438. Hindi Sachin Tendulakar
439. Sachin ki Century Aur India ki Haar
440. 
     
441. Sachin ki century aur India ki haar per Arz kya hai,
442. Tendulkar jab bhi century marta hai,
443. .
444. .
445. .
446. India kuttey ki tarah harta hai
447. 
     
448. =============================
449. Petrol Dollor ya Sachin Tendulkar
450. 
     
451. Petrol….?
452. Dollar….?
453. Ya
454. .
455. .
456. .
457. Tendulkar…?
458. Dakhain Kon Pahly 100 Tak Pohnchta hai.
459. =============================
460. Petrol: 71
461. Sachin: 99
462. Who will reach 100 first???
463. Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
464. Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.
465. Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
466. Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
467. Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
468. Dravid ko castorl pilao
469. PAR IN SALON KO AB CRICKET MAT KHILAO
470. Warna Team India aise he haarti rahe gi
471. 
     
472. 
     
473. Dekhiye Duniya Ke Mahan Cricketers Ne Sachin Tendulkar Ke Bare Kya Kaha Hai!
474. Lara: Agar Cricket Dharm Hai Toh Sachin Uska Bhagwan Hai!
475. Mahinder Singh Dhoni: Sachin Tendulkar Ne Cricket Mein Jitney Run Banaye Hain, Maine Utni Balls Bhi Nahi Face Ki!
476. Anil Kumble: Meri Kismet Hai Ke Mujhe Sachin Ko Sirf Nets Mein Ball Daalni Padti Hai!
477. Allan Border: Mujhe Yeh Daraata Hai Ke Main Usko Ball Kahan Pe Daalu?
478. Paul Strang: Zimbabwe Ko 10 Sachin Tendulkar Chahiye!
479. Mathew Hayden: Maine Bhagwan Ko Dekha Hai. Who Tests Mein India Ke Liye 4 Number Par Bat Karta Hai!
480. 
     
481. =============================
482. Hindi-Break-Up-SMS
483. Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
484. nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
485. ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
486. inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…
487. =============================
488. 
     
489. Hindi-Break-Up-SMS1
490. Bhool jane ka tujhe koi irada na tha,
491. Tere siva kisi se kiya wada na tha.
492. Nikaal dete Dil se shayed tumhen KHAYAL,
493. Par is kambakht dil mein koi Darwaza na tha…
494. =============================
495. 
     
496. Hindi-Break Up-SMS
497. Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aya Hoga..
498. Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga..
499. Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka..
500. Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hoga?
501. =============================
502. Hindi-Break-Up-SMS-240x300
503. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
504. Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
505. Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
506. College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein….
507. =============================
508. 
     
509. Break-Up-SMS-
510. Kaise bhula dun main teri yaad,
511. Ab to mumkin nahi bhulana teri yaad.
512. Kabhi the ham divana tere naam ke,
513. Aaj teri chahat ne kiya hame barbad….
514. =============================
515. 
     
516. Break-Up-SMS-in-Hindi-300x300
517. Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga
518. Charaag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga
519. Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichar Ke Khush Hain Hum
520. Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga …
521. =============================
522. Hindi-Break-Up-SMS
523. Teri dosti ne diya sakun itna,
524. Ki tere baad koi bhi accha na lage,
525. Tujhe karni ho bewafai to is ada se karna,
526. Ki tere baad koi bhi bewafa na lage…
527. =============================
528. 
     
529. Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
530. beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
531. pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
532. bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …=============================
533. Main nay aap ko kal
534. khuwab main HOROON
535. k darmiyan daikha.
536. Main nay khuda say pocha,
537. Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
538. Khuda nay farmaya:
539. is ko jaza nahin,
540. HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
541. 
     
542. =============================
543. 
     
544. Sardar 1: o yar!
545. Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
546. Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
547. sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
548. Sardar1:
549. “Operation Theatre”
550. 
     
551. 
     
552. =============================
553. Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
554. Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
555. Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
556. Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
557. Happy New year.
558. =============================ki …
559. 
     
560. Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
561. Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
562. Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
563. Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
564. S=============================
565. 
     
566. ,”*”,/),,/),”*”,
567. ,”*”,( ‘;’ ),”*”,
568. ,”*”,(,,)(,,) Subha Ka,,”*”
569. ,”*”,Sweet, Sa,”*”,, ,”*”,Salam,”*”,
570. ,”*”,,”GOOD”,,”*”,
571. ,”*”,MORNING,”*”,
572. =============================
573. 
     
574. U r BANDAR
575. It means:
576. B=Beautifull
577. A=Attractive
578. N=Naughty
579. D=Decent
580. A=Adorable
581. R=Romantic
582. R U smiling?
583. Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p
584. =============================
585. 
     
586. Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
587. Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,
588. Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
589. Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…
590. “EID Mubarak“
591. =============================
592. 
     
593. Kid
594. Pid
595. Did
596. Sid
597. Fid
598. Wid
599. Lid
600. Gid
601. Hid
602. Jid
603. Sid
604. Mid
605. Pid
606. Vid
607. Lid
608. Qid
609. Pareshan nahi ho,
610. ye chaudhry shujat
611. press conference ker raha tha.
612. =============================
613. Dilko
614. dilse
615. churaaya
616. tune..
617. Door
618. hotehuye
619. apna banaaya tune..
620. Kabi bhul
621. nahi payenga tujko
622. ae DOST..
623. Kyunki
624. dosti karna
625. hi sikhaya
626. tune….
627. =============================
628. 
     
629. ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian Asi Hai
630. Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .
631. 1 – Beti
632. 2 – Mehman
633. 3 – Barish
634. 4 – Bemari
635. =============================
636. 
     
637. Har roz koi khuwaab toot jaata hay
638. har roz koi apna rooth jaata hay
639. naa janay meri Qismat main kya hay
640. jisay main yaad karon wohi mujhe bhool jaata hay…
641. 
     
642. 
     
643. =============================
644. 
     
645. ghoti che kala golshi
646. 
     
647. 
     
648. 
     
649. ghoti che kala golshi
650. bia gul gotai kaydain nashee,
651. qurban diar da shundo
652. kala gul kala gotai shee
653. 
     
654.  =============================
655. Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon,
656. Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day
657. hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho
658. aur sub ko wish karo.
659. .
660. .
661. “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”
662. =============================
663. 
     
664. Aagar mere yaad aye to
665. ek Chand ko dekh lena
666. ye soch k nahi k kubsoorat hi kitna
667. ye soch kar k
668. hazaroon sitaron may tanha hai kitna
669. =============================
670. 
     
671. New rules of life for 2011
672. 1. Haste Rehne ka.
673. 2. Tension nai leneka.
674. 3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
675. 4. Mast rehneka.
676. 5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
677. 6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
678. 7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
679. Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
680. =============================
681. 
     
682. woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huay thay hum,
683. na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum,
684. na zamany say kuch kaha hum nay,
685. barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum…!
686. =============================
687. 
     
688. Koi Mila Hume Chand Ki Chandni Ban Kar
689. Koi Mila Pariyo Ki Kahani Ban Kar
690. Par Jis Kisi Ko Palko Me Basaya Humne
691. Wo Nikal Gaya Aakh Se Pani Ban Kar…
692. =============================
693. Dil ki duniya khali hai tab se,jab se tum gaye ho
694. Sab aane se darte hain yahan,jab se tum gaye ho
695. Sheeshe mein dekhta hoon chehra apna to ro deta hoon
696. Kissi ne na poonche aansoo jab se tum gaye ho…
697. =============================
698. 
     
699. Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k
700. ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,
701. Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani,
702. Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
703. aur gandhi g k baal day.
704. JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK
705. =============================
706. 
     
707. Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
708. Te yaari bande da imaan.
709. Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
710. Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
711. Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
712. Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
713. Ishq nachave gali gali
714. te yari nachave jahan.
715. Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
716. je ek vich dena painda sir
717. te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.
718. =============================
719. 
     
720. Jo dil se karib ho use rusva nahi karte
721. Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte
722. Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhengi
723. apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte
724. 
     
725. =============================
726. 
     
727. 
     
728. 
     
729. Hamne tho umr guzaar-di tanhaai main
730. seh liye situm teri judaai main
731. abh-to yeh faryaad hai khudha se
732. koi aur na tarpe teri bewafaai main
733. 
     
734.  =============================
735. Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya
736. Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya
737. Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki
738. Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya
739. =============================
740. Pane se khone ka maza aur hai
741. Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai
742. Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal
743. Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai…
744. =============================
745. 
     
746. Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
747. main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
748. jab pocha gali k bacho say,
749. to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
750. =============================
751. 
     
752. Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
753. Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
754. Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
755. Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
756. =============================
757. 
     
758. Nahin jo dil mein jagah to nazar mein rahane do
759. Meri hayaat ko to apane asar mein rahane do
760. Main apni soch ko teri gali mein chhod aayi
761. Mere wazood ko khwabon ke ghar mein rahane do…
762. =============================
763. 
     
764. 1 jinaza ja raha tha
765. bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
766. 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
767. kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
768. pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”
769. =============================
770. 
     
771. Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi Khushboo Kabhi Naghma Bankar
772. Hum Say Her shaam Mili Hai Tera Chehra Bankar
773. Chand Nikla Hai Teri Aankh K Ansoo Ki Tarah
774. Phool Mehkay Hain Teri Zulf Ka Saya Bankar
775. Meri Jaagi Huyi Raaton Ko Usi Ki Hai Talash
776. So Raha Hai Meri Ankhon Main Jo Sapna Bankar
777. Dil Kay Kaghaz Par Utarta Hai Jo Sheron Ki Tarah
778. Meray Hontoon Pay Machalta Hai Jo Naghma Bankar
779. Raat Bhi aaye To Bujhti Nahin Chehray Ki Chamak
780. Rouh Main Phail Gaya Hai Woh Ujala Bankar
781. Mera Kya Haal Hai Yeh Aakay Kabhi dekh To Lay
782. Jee Raha Hoon Tera Bhoola Hua Vada Bankar
783. Dhoup Main Kho Gaya Woh Haath Chhura Kar
784. Ghar Say Jo Saath Chala Tha Mera Saya Bankar
785. Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi Khushboo Kabhi Naghma Banker
786. Hum Say Her Shaam Mili Hai Tera Chehra Banker
787. =============================
788. 
     
789. Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
790. tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
791. ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
792. Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.
793. =============================
794. 
     
795. Pehle KISS karo,
796. phir PALANG per leta do,
797. phir CHADDI utar do,
798. phir NICHE haath lagao,
799. .
800. .
801. .
802. .
803. Aur check karo k
804. BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
805. 
     
806. 
     
807. 
     
808. 
     
809. =============================
810. 
     
811. 
     
812. 
     
813. Dard ki mehfil me ek sher hum bhi aarz kiya karte hai
814. Na kisi se marham Na duaon ki Ummed kiya karte hai
815. kayi chehre lekar log yaha jiya karte hai
816. hum in aasunao ko ek chehre ke liye peeya karte hai…
817. 
     
818. 
     
819. =============================
820. 
     
821. Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
822. Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
823. Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
824. Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.
825. =============================
826. Khushian ho overflow,
827. masti kabhi na ho low,
828. dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
829. dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
830. aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR
831. =============================
832. 
     
833. Aaj phir teri yaad aayi barish ko dekh kar
834. Dil pe zor na raha apni bebasi ko dekh kar
835. Roye is qadar teri yaar me
836. Kay barish bi thum gai meri Ashqo ki barish dekh kar…
837. =============================
838. 
     
839. Yaado Mein Teri Tanha Baithe Hain
840. Tere Bina Labon Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe Hain
841. Teri Duniya Mein Andhera Na Ho
842. Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala Baihte Hain…
843. =============================
844. Pahto jite disates tu.
845. 
     
846. Pahto jite disates tu.
847. Bagto jite asates tu.
848. Pan khanta wate ya jiwa.
849. Sobat ka nasates tu.
850. MISS YOU
851. =============================
852. 
     
853. KBC main shahrukh ne
854. mujh se pocha
855. world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
856. main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
857. magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
858. =============================
859. 
     
860. Toot Jate hain Bikhar Jate hain
861. Kaanch Ke Ghar Hain Muqaddar Apne
862. Ajnabi To Sada Pyar Se Milte Hain
863. Bhool Jate Hain To Aksar Apne..
864. =============================
865. (EHSAAS)
866. ap ki mohabbat ka,
867. (BHAROOSA)
868. ap ki baton ka,
869. (QADAR)
870. ap k name ki,
871. (FAKHAR)
872. ap se dosti ka,
873. (INTIZAAR)
874. ap k sweet sms ka..
875. =============================
876. 
     
877. Woh raishmi balon wali,
878. Bhoori ankhon wali,
879. Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
880. matakti hoi andhairay main,
881. tumharay paas ayegi
882. aur dheeray sai bolegi
883. 
     
884. =============================
885. 
     
886. 
     
887. Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota
888. 
     
889. 
     
890. 
     
891. Pyar Karna Koi Gunah Nahi Hota
892. Pyar Se Pyara Koi Jazba Nahi hota
893. Pyar Ka Rishta Is Liye Chupana Padta Hai
894. Kyun Ke Sacha Pyar Logo Se Bardasht Nahi Hota…
895. 
     
896. =============================
897. Aaj barish me tere sang nahana hai,
898. Sapna ye mera kitna suhana hai.
899. Barish ki bunde tere hotho pe gire,
900. Un katro ko apne hotho se uthana hai…
901. =============================
902. 
     
903. Dil Ke Paas Aapka Ghar Bana Liya
904. Khwabo Me Aapko Basa Liya
905. Mat Puchho Kitna Chahte Hai Hum Aapko
906. Aapki Har Khata Ko Apna Mukaddar Bana Liya..
907. =============================
908. 
     
909. Dimag aur Dil me,
910. utna hi fark hai,
911. jitna Phonebook aur Inbox me…!
912. Phonebook me hajaroo milate hai,
913. Lekin Apne,
914. sirf Inbox me milate hai dost….!
915. Good evening
916. =============================
917. 
     
918. teray liye chand taray tor doon,
919. in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
920. itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon
921. =============================
922. 
     
923. Dil kar raha hai keh….
924. aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
925. le ja kar…
926. apney hontoon se eik…
927. kis…
928. kis…
929. kis..
930. kiss…
931. kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….
932. =============================
933. 
     
934. Tofani barish mein rat ko,
935. shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
936. SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
937. Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
938. meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
939. =============================
940. Jub kabhi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
941. jub kabhi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
942. to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
943. Happy Eid Day
944. =============================
945. Bharosa Rako Humari Dosti Par,
946. Hum Kisi Ka Dil Dukhaya Nhi Karte,
947. Ap Aur Apka Andaz Hume Acha Laga,
948. Warna Hum Kisiko Dost Banaya Nahi Karte..
949. =============================
950. 
     
951. Yaad Ata Hai Wo Pyar Uska.
952. Uske Pyar Ko Dil Se Mitaau Kaise.
953. Wo To Auron Ke Sath Khush Hai,
954. Par Mai Apna Dil Gairon Se Lagau Kaise.
955. 
     
956. 
     
957. =============================
958. 
     
959. Teacher, student and kiss
960. 
     
961. 
     
962. 
     
963. Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
964. 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
965. BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..
966. 
     
967. 
     
968. =============================
969. Santa Police se:
970. Kal rat chor mere ghar se
971. TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
972. Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
973. Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
974. =============================
975. 
     
976. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
977. Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
978. kisey da dil na torna,
979. Mgar sms karrna na chadna
980. =============================
981. 
     
982. Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena
983. Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na Dena
984. Yeh Zindagi Na Jane Kab Ruk Jayegi
985. Magar Ye Pyari Si Relationsip Kabhi Tutne Na Dena…
986. =============================
987. 
     
988. Tum Mujhe Bhul Kar To Dekho,
989. Har Khushi Ruth Jayegi,
990. Jab Bhi Tanha Baithoge,
991. Khud Ba Khud Maire Yaad Aayeg…
992. =============================
993. 
     
994. Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
995. Hasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein
996. Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Miley
997. Kuch Roz To Mun K Phool Khiley
998. Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein
999. Tum Se Yeh Aik Guzaarish Hai
1000. Yeh Apney Dil Ki Khuwahish Hai
1001. Ik Baar Milo , Ik Baar Milo,
1002. Har Baar Yahi Taakeed Karein
1003. =============================
1004. Har din ke baad raath ati hai,
1005. Har mausam ke baad barsath ati hai,
1006. Apne dil se puch kar bathana,
1007. Kiya kabhie bhi hamari yaad nahi ati.
1008. =============================
1009. 
      
1010. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
1011. used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
1012. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
1013. Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
1014. Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I MISS U
1015. =============================
1016. 
      
1017. Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
1018. Tumhare Badan ko chume,
1019. Gaalo ko kiss kare,
1020. toh Romantic maat bano,
1021. .
1022. .
1023. .
1024. .
1025. “MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…
1026. =============================
1027. Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate,
1028. Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate,
1029. Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
1030. Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.
1031. 
      
1032. =============================
1033. 
      
1034. Khushyon k is pur masarrat moqay
1035. per bohut bohat EID MUBARAK
1036. dil ki gehraiyun say nikli hoi is dua k sath k…
1037. Khuda aap ki aur aap k sab chanay walon ki zindagi
1038. ko khushion Rehmaton aur kamiyabi say bhar day,
1039. her gham,dukh aur dard ko aap sab say door….
1040. bohut door ker day…Ameen
1041. 
      
1042. 
      
1043. =============================
1044. 
      
1045. Arz Kiya Hai…
1046. Udhar Aap Majabur Baithe Hain.. ..
1047. Idhar Hum Khamosh Baithe Hain.
1048. Baat Ho To Kaise Ho..
1049. Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjush Baithe Hain…
1050. =============================
1051. Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se Sikhe
1052. Rishte Banna Koi Aap Se Sikhe
1053. Bahut Tarif Karli
1054. Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane Koi Aap Se Sikhe…
1055. =============================
1056. 
      
1057. Uss Ajnabi Ka Yu Intezar Na Kro,
1058. Us Ashiq Dil Ka Aitbar Na Kro,
1059. Roz Nikla Kare Kisi Ki Yaad Me Aansu,
1060. Itna Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Na Kro!
1061. =============================
1062. 
      
1063. Jise Thoda Milta Hai Pyar Use Pyar Or Do
1064. Jo Baat Dil Me Ho Use Khul Kar Bol Do
1065. Aaj Jo Hoga Us Pal Me Jeena Sikho Mere Dost
1066. Kal Kya Hoga Use Kal Par Chhod Do….
1067. =============================
1068. 
      
1069. Aisa Kyun Hota Hai Doston…???
1070. Jisko Zindagi Mano Wohi Jaan Nikal Leti Hai…
1071. Hum Tarapte Hai Unki Hansi Ke Liye…
1072. Aur Wo Hume Hi Rulati Rehti Hai…

=============================

2. 
   
3. Zindgi Me Kabhi Tention Mat Lena
4. Bindas Ho K I Love U Kehna
5. Agar
6. Gulab K Badle Sandal Mile To
7. Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana…
8. =============================
9. Mohabbat Ka Kya Hai Kabhi Bhi Ho Jati Hai
10. 
    
11. Mohabbat Ka Kya Hai Kabhi Bhi Ho Jati Hai,
12. Har Kisi Ki Aankho Me Bas Nami Chod Jati Hai,
13. Humne Ki Mohabbat To Haal Hua Aisa,
14. Taaro Ke Beech Ek Shaam Guzarta Ho Jaisa…
15. =============================
16. 
    
17. Is raat ki tanhai se,
18. Is dard ki gehrai se,
19. Ye dil kuch baat ker raha hai,
20. Samjho in lafzon ki chuban ko,
21. Koi dil se tumhe yaad ker raha hai.
22. “I MISS U”
23. =============================
24. 
    
25. Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
26. Ab new quomi tarana
27. Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
28. Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
29. Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
30. Arz-e-Musharafstan,
31. Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
32. Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
33. atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
34. Qoum mulk saltant,
35. choudhry paindabad,
36. shad baad,
37. shukat aziz mulk say farar,
38. parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
39. Khun main runga sara saal,
40. Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
41. khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
42. Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal
43. 
    
44. 
    
45. =============================
46. 
    
47. 
    
48. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain,
49. Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain,
50. Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain,
51. Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein “YAAD” Karte Hain…
52. =============================
53. 
    
54. Wife:Bht pyar sey
55. “Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
56. Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz”
57. Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
58. Tayyar Ho Jao,
59. “Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy”.
60. =============================
61. 
    
62. Tamam Sabuto or gawaho ko nazer m rakhte hue Message Padhne wale ko dhara 1-jan-2010 k tahat “Happy New Year” Kahte Hue Aap sab ko Zindgi bhar Khush rahne ki saza sunai jati hai.
63. =============================
64. 
    
65. 1st man : yar ye “aaho” kon log bolty hyn???
66. 2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!
67. 1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
68. 2nd man : aaho … 😛
69. =============================
70. 
    
71. Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
72. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
73. Premika: haan
74. Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
75. Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
76. tumhari maan banane wali hoon..
77. =============================
78. 
    
79. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
80. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
81. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
82. U call it takdeer.
83. =============================
84. 
    
85. kabhi kabhi ansu
86. muskurahat se ziyadah
87. special hote hain
88. is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
89. Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain
90. jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte
91. =============================
92. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-
93. 
    
94. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-
95. ‘Neend’;
96. ‘Paisa’;
97. ‘maut’;
98. aur…
99. aur…
100. aur…
101. aur…
102. ‘MERI PYARI SI YAAD’ kyon…Aayi na.
103. =============================
104. Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,
105. In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote.
106. Hum bhi na karte parwah,
107. Agar aap itne pyare na hote
108. ============================
109. Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
110. Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
111. To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega
112. 
     
113. =============================
114. 
     
115. 
     
116. Aaj ki DUA
117. 
     
118. 
     
119. 
     
120. Aaj ki dua
121. Aye Allah
122. Mere WO tamam gunah maaf farma
123. Jo meri duaon ki
124. Qabuliat main
125. Rukawat bante hain.
126. Ameen
127. 
     
128. =============================
129. 
     
130. Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
131. Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
132. Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
133. Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
134. =============================
135. 
     
136. Kaun
137. Kehta
138. Hai
139. Waqt
140. Laut
141. K
142. Nahi
143. Aata
144. 2005 Ka Calender 2011 me Repeat Hai
145. I m First To Inform U
146. =============================
147. 
     
148. Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
149. Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
150. Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
151. Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
152. =============================
153. 
     
154. Dard Kitna Hai Bata Nhi Sakte,
155. Zakham Kitne Hain Dikha Nhi Sakte,
156. Aankhon Se Samajh Sako To Samajh Lo,
157. Aansu Gire Hai Kitne Gina Nahi Sakte..
158. =============================
159. Aap Khud Nahi Janti Aap Kitni Pyari Ho,
160. Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se Pyari Ho,
161. Duriyo Ke Hgone Se Koi Fark Nahi Padta,
162. Aap Kal Bhi Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho…
163. =============================
164. Dosti Ki Galiyon Me Kabhi Gam Na Ho
165. Hamari Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Ho
166. Aapko Mile Har Roj Nayi Girlfrend
167. Jinki Umar 100 Saal Se Kam Na Ho…
168. =============================
169. 
     
170. Dilse Dilki Baat Nahi Chupti
171. Tanhai Me Ansuo Ki Barsat Nahi Rukti
172. Lamha Ho Intzar Ka To Mayus Na Hona,
173. Sachi Ho Dosti To Ankh Nahi Jhukti…
174. =============================
175. 
     
176. Ladkiya Hoti Hai Nagin Ki Tarah,
177. Jab Dasti Hai Tab Chuban Tak Nahi Hoti,
178. Par Aisa Zaher Phela Jai Hai Ke Naa Uski Davaa
179. Hoti Hai Na Hai Duaa,
180. Sirf Tadap Tadap Ke Moaat Sazaa Hoti Hai….
181. =============================
182. 
     
183. Mosam Badla Thand Suru Ho Gai
184. Apke Msg Ke Bina Zindagi Tang Ho Gai
185. Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
186. Ya Fir Hamare Msg Padkr Bolti Bandh Ho Gai..
187. 
     
188. =============================
189. 
     
190. 
     
191. Blessings Of
192. => Surah Ikhlas
193. => Surah Falak
194. => Surah Naas
195. Hzarat Mohammad S.A.W
196. Ka Irshad-e-Pak Hy
197. “Momino’n Apni Duao’n
198. Main Surah-eFalak,
199. Surah Naas, surah Ikhlas
200. Ko Shamil Ker Lia Kro
201. Har Qism K Shar Aur Jadu
202. Se Mehfuz Raho Gy …
203. 
     
204. 
     
205. =============================
206. 
     
207. Munna:
208. Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
209. meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
210. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
211. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
212. =============================
213. 
     
214. Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
215. Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
216. Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
217. Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.
218. =============================
219. 
     
220. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
221. aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
222. kamray mein chupa do na please.
223. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
224. CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
225. =============================
226. 
     
227. Aap se milne ka maan kar raha hai,
228. Maan ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai,
229. Dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi,
230. Unhe chupa diya to saanse bol padi.
231. “I MISS U”
232. =============================
233. 
     
234. .*”*.*”*.
235. ‘*.Pyari Si ‘*.Naay saal ki
236. .*”*.*”*.
237. ‘*.Pyari Si ‘*.Pehli Morning Me
238. .*”*.*”*.
239. ‘*.Thandi Thndi ‘*.Hawao Me
240. .*”*.*”*.
241. ‘*.Pyari Si ‘*.Roshni Me
242. .*”*.*”*.
243. ‘*.Pyar Bhri ‘*.Duaon K Sath
244. .*”*.*”*.
245. ‘*.Sabse Pahle ‘*.ApKo Pyara Sa
246. ASSALAM~O~ALAIKUM.
247. Happy new year..!.
248. =============================
249. 
     
250. Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
251. Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
252. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
253. Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge
254. =============================
255. Jab say tumhain jana hai,
256. Jab say tumhain paya hai,
257. Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
258. Taa kay pochon rab say,
259. .
260. .
261. .
262. .
263. Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?
264. =============================
265. Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
266. Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
267. Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
268. Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.
269. 
     
270. =============================
271. 
     
272. 
     
273. Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal
274. ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue pattey
275. pay baithay hue bhoot k pair sey
276. nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
277. hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam
278. .
279. .
280. .
281. .
282. .
283. I miss you
284. 
     
285. 
     
286. =============================
287. 
     
288. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
289. gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
290. tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
291. tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
292. =============================
293. Friendship Means:
294. U happy, I happy
295. U sad, I sad
296. U cry, I cry
297. U laugh, I laugh
298. U fell down in mud
299. I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak..!
300. =============================
301. 
     
302. Milne ki khushi na bachdne ka gam
303. Na tanha na udas hai HUM
304. Kaise kahe kaise hai hum….
305. Bus yu samaj lo
306. Bahut akele hai HUM…….
307. =============================
308. 
     
309. Dil yadoon ka gehwara.
310. Aankhain aasoun ka samander.
311. kaantairay aawaz k matlashi.
312. zabaan tairay milnay k liyay dua’go.
313. dimagh khayalon main gum.
314. hont pyar k pyasay.
315. =============================
316. 
     
317. Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
318. Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
319. Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga
320. Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar
321. Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga…
322. =============================
323. 
     
324. Mushkil Raahe Bhi Aasan Ho Jati Hai
325. Har Rah Par Pehchan Ho Jaati Hai
326. Jo Log Muskura Ke Karte Hai Saam Na
327. Kismat Unki Gulaam Ho Jaati Hai..
328. =============================
329. 
     
330. Kuch Sochu To Apka Khayal Aa Jata He
331. Kuch Bolu To Apka Naam Aa Jata He
332. Kab Tak Chupau Dil Ki Baat
333. Apki Har Ada Par Humko Pyar Aa Jata He…
334. =============================
335. 
     
336. Aaj Unko Maine Khafa Kar Diya
337. Aisa Laga Jaise Khud Se Daga Kar Diya
338. Unhe Kaise Manaau Sochte Rahe Din Bhar
339. Aaj To Aansuo Ne Bhi Aane Se Mana Kar Diya…
340. =============================
341. 
     
342. Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
343. Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
344. Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
345. Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge…
346. 
     
347. 
     
348. =============================
349. 
     
350. 
     
351. Aey Dost Dosti Pe Shak Na Kar
352. 
     
353. 
     
354. 
     
355. Aey Dost Dosti Pe Shak Na Kar
356. Yeh Hum Nahi Tere Nishan Kehte Hai
357. Tu Hi Hai Sachcha Dost Yeh Hum Baar Baar Kehte Hai..
358. 
     
359. 
     
360. =============================
361. 
     
362. Din ki roshni main “RIZQ” talash karo,
363. aur RAAT ki tariki main “USAY”
364. talash karo jo tumhain “RIZQ” deta hai.
365. =============================
366. 
     
367. Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
368. dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
369. sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
370. aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
371. =============================
372. Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye,
373. Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
374. Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,
375. Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.
376. =============================
377. Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
378. operation dobara karna paray ga.
379. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
380. teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
381. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
382. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
383. =============================
384. 
     
385. Dur hote huye bhi Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
386. Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
387. Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
388. Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap…
389. =============================
390. 
     
391. HAR WAQT TUMHE MERI YAAD SATAYEGI,
392. DUKH KE WAQT MERI DOSTI HI YAAD AAYEGI,
393. TAB JANOGE HAMARI DOSTI KI KADDAR,
394. JAB HAMARI ZINDGI SE SAANSE HI ROOTH JAYEGI.
395. =============================
396. 
     
397. Deepawali mein deepo ka didar
398. Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hazaar.
399. “Happy Diwali”
400. =============================
401. Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
402. yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
403. socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
404. magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen..
405. =============================
406. Aankhein band kar ke rota hu to lagta hai tujhe mein roya nahi.
407. Sadiyon tak jaaga hu mein; tere intzar mein soya nahi.
408. Pyar mein paaya kya hai yeh mujhe maalum nahi hai,
409. Per tere siva zindgi mai meine kisis bhi cheese ko khoya nahi.
410. 
     
411. =============================
412. 
     
413. 
     
414. Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
415. us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
416. jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
417. Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari
418. =============================
419. 
     
420. Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota,
421. Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota,
422. Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein,
423. Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota
424. =============================
425. Adat Badal Don Kese Tere Intizar Ki
426. Ye Bat Ab Nahi Hai Mere Ikhtiyar Ki
427. Dekha B Nahi Tuj Ko Phir B Yad Krte H
428. Bas Aisi Hi Khushbo Hai Dil Me Tere Pyar Ki…
429. Adat Badal Don Kese Tere Intizar Ki
430. Ye Bat Ab Nahi Hai Mere Ikhtiyar Ki
431. Dekha B Nahi Tuj Ko Phir B Yad Krte H
432. Bas Aisi Hi Khushbo Hai Dil Me Tere Pyar Ki…
433. Ehsas Tera Hum ne Tere bad bhi rakha,
434. Bholay bhi Tujhe aur Tujhe yaad bhi rakha,
435. Ojhal bhi kiye rakha Tujhe apni nigah se,
436. Khuwabon ki tarah Aankhon md nahi…
437. Kuch Khatakta Tou Hy Pehlu Mein Mere Reh Ker
438. Ab Khuda Janey Yaad Hy Teri Ya Dil Mera … !!!
439. =============================
440. 
     
441. muj ko chor kr janay walay
442. mera dil dokhanay walay
443. bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho
444. ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho
445. agar tm is eid pr na aye
446. to mera kia banay ga?
447. main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?
448. ?
449. ?
450. AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
451. BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA
452. =============================
453. Ankho ko jab kisi se shikayat ho jati hai,
454. Dil ko jab dhadkne ki izazat ho jati hai,
455. kaise bhul jay kisi ki yaado ko yuhi,
456. jab kisi ko kisi ki adat ho jati hai.
457. I Miss You!
458. =============================
459. 
     
460. Chale aao tumhe hum yaad karte hain,
461. Ye woh gunah hai jo hum baar-baar karte hain,
462. Jala ke dil mein hasraton ke chirag,
463. Tumhare aane ka intzar karte hain.
464. =============================
465. Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
466. howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
467. Aurat se takra betha.
468. Aurat chilla kar boli
469. “Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”
470. Pathan herat se…
471. “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
472. =============================
473. 
     
474. Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
475. Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge,
476. Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna,
477. Mere sms sitaro par likhe nazar aenge.
478. =============================
479. 1000 words I could say,
480. 1000 wishes I could pray,
481. 1000 miles legs could walk,
482. 1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
483. 1000 times i’ll b true,
484. 1000 ways 2 say i luv u!
485. =============================
486. Aap hamare dil me rehte hain,
487. Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain.
488. Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de
489. Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe hai
490. Happy Holi
491. 
     
492. 
     
493. =============================
494. 
     
495. Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
496. Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
497. Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
498. yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi
499. 
     
500. =============================
501. 
     
502. Phool juda hai kato se,
503. Khushbu se nahi,
504. Hum juda hai unse,
505. Magar dil se nahi.
506. =============================
507. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
508. hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo… ..
509. phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo… Kaisaaaaaaa
510. =============================
511. 
     
512. Kuch bikhare sapno se aankh me nami hai,
513. ek chota sa aasma aur ummido ki zamin hai,
514. U to bahut kuch hai jindgi me, sirf jo dur hai unki kami hai..
515. I Miss You Dear…
516. =============================
517. 
     
518. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
519. tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
520. Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
521. Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de…
522. =============================
523. 
     
524. Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
525. Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
526. Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
527. =============================
528. Kitne chehre hain is duniya me
529. Magar humko ek chehra hi nazar aata hai,
530. Duniya ko hum kya dekhe,
531. Uski yadon me saara waqt guazar jaata hai……
532. =============================
533. 
     
534. Chand ki roshni teri ankho ki chamak k liya hoti,
535. Pholo ki khushboo teri muskan k liya hoti,
536. Badal k rang teri anchal k liya hoti,
537. Aur ya kash k tu sirf marai liya hoti.
538. =============================
539. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
540. bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
541. baobaobao
542. bao baobaobao
543. bao bao baobao…
544. Vo to bechara kutta hai,
545. tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
546. =============================
547. 
     
548. Itna jaldi daaman chhod diya,
549. Itna jaldi vaada tod diya,
550. Abhi to zindagi ke sansein hai baaki,
551. Aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya..
552. 
     
553. 
     
554. 
     
555. Pane se khone ka maza aur hai
556. 
     
557. 
     
558. 
     
559. Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
560. Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,
561. Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,
562. Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai.
563. 
     
564. 
     
565. =============================
566. Doctor: Bachey ko paani
567. dene se pehle boil ker
568. lena chahiye …
569. Sardar: Lekin Janab
570. Boil karne se bacha
571. marr tou nahi jaye ga…
572. =============================
573. Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
574. Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
575. Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
576. Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.
577. =============================
578. Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
579. Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
580. Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
581. Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe
582. =============================
583. 
     
584. Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
585. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
586. Police:Kion has rahe ho?
587. Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
588. hehehe:d
589. =============================
590. 
     
591. Har khushi mai aap ki baat kartay hai
592. Ap salamat rehe ye faryad kartay hai
593. Ab ek sms mai kaise bataie ke
594. Hum ap ko kitna yaad kartay hain.
595. =============================
596. 
     
597. I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,
598. the sun for the day,
599. the moon for the night
600. and you forever.
601. =============================
602. 
     
603. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
604. KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
605. AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
606. chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
607. Good Night(S)
608. =============================
609. 
     
610. `
611. Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
612. Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
613. Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balance ki trah.
614. Par tum busy na rehena network ki trah.
615. =============================
616. 
     
617. Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
618. Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
619. Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai
620. 
     
621. 
     
622. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se
623. 
     
624. 
     
625. 
     
626. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
627. Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
628. Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
629. Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
630. Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
631. Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
632. Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
633. Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
634. Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
635. Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)
636. 
     
637. =============================
638. Mere Pyar Ko Wo Samajh Nhi Paya
639. Rothe The Jb Tanha To Koi Pass Nhi Aya
640. Mita Dya Khudko Kisi K Pyaar Me
641. To Bhi Log Kehte Hai Mujhe Pyar Krna Nhi Aya..
642. =============================
643. Dekha Jab Tujhko Pahli Bar To Ashik Ho Gye Jane
644. Kaise Tere Naino Me Samil Ho Gaye Tujhko To Parvah
645. Nahi Magar Hum Teri Berukhi Se Ghayal Ho Gaye…
646. =============================
647. 
     
648. Kitni jaldi mulaqat guzar jaati hai,
649. Pyaas bujhti nahin barsat guzar jaati hai.
650. Apni yaadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare,
651. Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai.
652. =============================
653. “Hasin Palo ko Phir se aabad kar rahe the,
654. Chand se Aapki baate kar rahe the”
655. Dil ko bada Sukun mila jankar
656. Ki Aap bhi hame hi Yaad kar rahe the…!!
657. =============================
658. 
     
659. Hum Ne Jab Kabhi Bhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
660. Har kadam Pe Aap ki Kami Mehsoos ki,
661. Dooor Reh Kar Bhi Aap ki Chahat Kam Na Hui,
662. Yeh Baat Hum Ne Dil Se Mehsoos Ki.
663. Missing u so much
664. =============================
665. 
     
666. Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
667. Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
668. In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
669. Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
670. =============================
671. 
     
672. Aik bar karo na plz..
673. kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
674. plz karo naaa……..
675. muje acha lage ga…
676. aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
677. kar do na plzz…
678. aik pyara sa SMS!!!
679. =============================
680. 
     
681. Wo Khud Nai Jante Wo Kitne Pyare He
682. Jaan He Hamari Hume Jaan Se Pyare He
683. Logo Ke Kehne Se Kya Hota He
684. Wo Kal Bhi Mere The Aur Aaj Bhi Mere Hai..
685. =============================
686. 
     
687. Dil kahta hain ki pathar pe likhu i miss you,
688. Or wo pathar tumhare ser pe de maru,
689. Taki tum he pata chale ki,
690. Tumhari yaad kitna dard deti hai.
691. 
     
692. 
     
693. =============================
694. 
     
695. 
     
696. Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna
697. 
     
698. 
     
699. 
     
700. Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna,
701. Smile kare to “SO SWEET” kehna,
702. Delete kare to “BEWEFA” kehna,
703. Aur padne ke baad agar mujhe miss kare
704. “SAME To U” kehna.
705. 
     
706. 
     
707. =============================
708. 
     
709. Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
710. ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
711. Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
712. dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
713. yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.
714. =============================
715. Barsaat aaye aur zameen geeli na ho,
716. Dhoop nikley aur sarson peeli na ho,
717. Ye aap ne kaese soch liya ke,
718. Aap ki yaad aaye aur aap ke mobile per,
719. Hamara sms na ho.
720. =============================
721. 
     
722. I MISS U ITNA,U MISS ME JITNA,
723. I MISS U TABSE,U MISS ME JABSE,
724. I MISS U TAB TAK,U MISS ME JAB TAK,
725. U MISS ME NA JANAY KAB TAK,
726. BUT I MISS U MURTEY DAM TAK.
727. =============================
728. 
     
729. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
730. Aahaa!
731. …………………………….
732. SMS kerne walay ki
733. tasvir thori na ati hay:p
734. =============================
735. 
     
736. Saath Chod Kar Gam Nahi Mujhe,
737. Gam Ye Hai Tu Meri Zindgi Me Aya Kyu,
738. Pyar Ki Is Choti Si Bhool Ke Liye Zindgi
739. Bhar Ko Mujhe Rulaya Kyu …?
740. =============================
741. 
     
742. Har insan ki alag pehechan hoti hai
743. Magar hamary msg ki alag shan hoti hai
744. Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg
745. Magar jis ko kartey hain uss main hamari jaan hoti hai…
746. =============================
747. Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
748. Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
749. Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
750. Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai
751. =============================
752. 
     
753. Dosti karo college wali se,
754. pyar karo office wali se,
755. programe karo pados wali se,
756. ankh ladao sali se,
757. love karo dilwali se,
758. aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.
759. =============================
760. 
     
761. Kabhi gamo se tumhari mulakat na ho,
762. udas baithe ho aisi koi baat na ho,
763. shikayat ho to hame maaf kr dena,
764. fursat se baithe ho to hame yaad kr lena…
765. 
     
766. 
     
767. =============================
768. 
     
769. Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
770. Muskura rahe they hum,
771. Par aankho mein nami si thi,
772. Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
773. Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
774. 
     
775. 
     
776. =============================
777. 
     
778. diwali ke subh apsar per
779. Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
780. Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
781. Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
782. Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
783. Hamesha apno ka sath ho.
784. =============================
785. Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
786. Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum
787. Idiot, stupid, bakwas ho tum
788. Par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakas ho tum …
789. =========================================
790. Dil Ki Dhadkan Se Teri Awaz Aati Hai,
791. Meri Har Saans Se Teri Awaz Aati Hai ,
792. Na Jane Kya Ho Gya Hai Muje ,
793. Main Baat Karta Hu Teri Awaz Aati Hai…
794. =========================================
795. Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui
796. 
     
797. Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui,
798. Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
799. Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga,
800. Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
801. =========================================
802. YE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN,
803. LADKO KO FASAANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN,
804. YE HASINAYAIN PEE JAATI HAIN SAARA KHOON LADKO KA
805. ISILIYE INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN.
806. =========================================
807. 
     
808. Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
809. Tension ka capsule ho tum,
810. Aafat ka injection ho tum,
811. Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
812. Kyonki… DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.
813. =========================================
814. 
     
815. Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
816. Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He
817. Muhabat to sab karte hai par
818. Mai karu to sala character dhila hai …
819. =========================================
820. Lamho ke har pal me hume paoge,
821. Yado ke jharokhe se muskuraoge,
822. Jab bhi karoge hume bhulane ki koshish,
823. Usi lamha mera pyara sa SMS paoge.
824. I Miss You…
825. =========================================
826. Keep the smile,
827. Leave the tear,
828. Think of joy,
829. Forget the fear ,
830. Hold the laugh,
831. Leave the pain,
832. Be jouyous till i sms again.
833. 
     
834. 
     
835. 
     
836. =========================================
837. Aap paas raho ya dur
838. 
     
839. Aap paas raho ya dur,
840. Dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain hum.
841. Na khat ke na telephone ke mohtaz hain,
842. Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum…
843. S=========================================
844. 
     
845. Aisa DOSTANA humara,
846. Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
847. Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
848. Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
849. Mein HOT tu COOL,
850. Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
851. Ha Ha Ha…..
852. =========================================
853. 
     
854. Pyar me mout se darta kon hai
855. Pyar ho jata hai karta kon hai
856. Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban
857. Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon hai ..?
858. =========================================
859. 
     
860. Bana diya hai zamane ne dil ko patthar ka
861. sataye koi bhi mujhko rula nahi sakta
862. haseen taaj mahal ke banane wala bhi
863. dilon ke toote gharounde bana nahi sakta…
864. =========================================
865. 
     
866. Kisi shayar ne kaha zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
867. Kisi aashiq ne kaha zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
868. Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
869. Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!
870. =========================================
871. 
     
872. Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun
873. Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to mein kya karun
874. Hasrat to yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lun
875. Magar kismat wo lamhe na laye to mein kya karun…
876. =========================================
877. Bhulna hamari aadat nahi,
878. Yaadashat chali jaye to aur baat hai,
879. Aap ki yaad aati hai har sans ke sath,
880. Sans toot jaye to aur baat hai.
881. =========================================
882. 
     
883. DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
884. KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
885. AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
886. Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
887. Good Night
888. =========================================
889. Is sham ki tanhai se
890. 
     
891. Is sham ki tanhai se,
892. Dard ki gehrai se,
893. Ye dil kuchh baat kar raha hai,
894. Zara samjho in fizaon ki chubhan ko,
895. Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai
896. 
     
897. 
     
898. =========================================
899. 
     
900. Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
901. 
     
902. 
     
903. 
     
904. Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
905. Na hum kam hain
906. Na tum kam ho
907. To kis bat ka gam hai
908. SMS bhejte raho,
909. Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.
910. 
     
911. 
     
912. =========================================
913. D se dil
914. D se dost
915. D se dilbar
916. D se dhadkan
917. D se dillagi
918. D se deewanapan
919. D se darar
920. D se dushman
921. D se dard
922. D se d end
923. isliye d se fir dil na lagao
924. =========================================
925. 
     
926. Hakikat na puchh mere fasane ki
927. Tere jate hi badal gayi hai nazar zamane ki
928. Log puchhte hain main khush nahi
929. Kya karun meri to aadat thi
930. Tere sang muskurane ki
931. =========================================
932. Tumse door rehkar tumhe MISS kiya hamne…
933. Tumhare liye God se WISH kiya humne…
934. Tumhari YAAD jab ayi to
935. Bade pyar ke sath SMS kiya hamne….
936. =========================================
937. 
     
938. “Muhammad”
939. Kitna piyaara naam hai moo
940. Se pura nikalta nahi
941. Aur
942. Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa
943. Chum laite hain.
944. (try it)!
945. =========================================
946. Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya…
947. To koi paise se kangal ho gaya…
948. To koi pyaar me pagal ho gaya…
949. Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya…
950. =========================================
951. 
     
952. Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
953. To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
954. Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
955. Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.
956. =========================================
957. 
     
958. Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
959. Send=satto
960. Insert=pao
961. Download=thalle lao
962. Delete=mitti pao
963. Run=Nassu
964. Search=Labbo
965. ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao
966. =========================================
967. Is pyari si subah mein,
968. pyare se mausam mein,
969. pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
970. pyari si hawaaon mein,
971. sabse pyare insaan,
972. aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)
973. =========================================
974. 
     
975. =========================================
976. 
     
977. 
     
978. Bin savan barsat nahi hoti,
979. Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti,
980. kya kare ab kuch aise halat hai,
981. aapki yaad aaye bina din ki shuruat nahi hoti.
982. Good Morning!
983. 
     
984. 
     
985. =========================================
986. Khuda kare har raat chand ban ke aaye,
987. Din ka ujala shaan ban ke aaye,
988. Kabhi door na ho aapke chehre se hasi,
989. Naya din aisa mehaman ban ke aaye…
990. =========================================
991. 
     
992. >G |’””/”””|
993. >Ö | ÖRÑIÑG
994. >Ö |__|’v’|__|
995. >D
996. Aankhen KhuLi to Jaag
997. Uthi Hasraten “TAMAM”
998. Usko Bhi KHO
999. Diya, Jisay
1000. Paaya tha KHUWAB
1001. me..!!
1002. =========================================
1003. Utho Aalsio or
1004. desh ka kuch bhala karo
1005. .
1006. .
1007. .
1008. .
1009. Accha Aap ho…
1010. Sorry,
1011. Aap to wapis so jao
1012. usi me desh ka bhala hai ;o)
1013. “Good Morning“
1014. =========================================
1015. 
      
1016. Jab kabhi mausam mein khushbu bikhar jae
1017. Jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae
1018. Jab kabhi bewajha hi dhadkan machal jae
1019. To samjh lena k HUM NE YAAD KIYA HAI
1020. =========================================
1021. 
      
1022. Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
1023. Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti ..
1024. Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
1025. Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti ..
1026. =========================================
1027. Naya Saal Mubarak
1028. Kia Bharosa
1029. Mobile Ka
1030. Battery ka
1031. Charger Ka
1032. Network Ka
1033. Balance Ka
1034. Life ka
1035. Time Ka
1036. Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
1037. Advance Main
1038. “Naya Saal Mubarak”
1039. =========================================
1040. Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
1041. Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
1042. Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki AE DOST!
1043. Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga…
1044. =========================================
1045. 
      
1046. Har mulakat ko yaad hum karte hai
1047. Kabhi chahat kabhi judai ki aah bharte hai
1048. Yun to roj tumse sapno mein bat karte hai par
1049. Fir se agli mulakat ka intzar karte hai.
1050. =========================================
1051. Jane kyu aati hai yaad tumhari,
1052. Chura le jati hai ankhon se neend humari,
1053. ab to yahi khayal rehta hai subh-o-shaam…
1054. Kab hogi tumse phir mulakat humari.
1055. I Miss You Dear…
1056. 
      
1057. =========================================
1058. 
      
1059. Soch kar uske bare me muskurate hai hum,
1060. khud ko hi kahani uski sunate hai hum,
1061. jab bhi yad karte hai usko…
1062. sari duniya ko us waqt bhul jate hai hum…
1063. 
      
1064. 
      
1065. =========================================
1066. 
      
1067. Bikhre risto ko koi roop dedo,
1068. Khilte foolo ko thodi dhoop dedo,
1069. Aapki yaad aayi ha to sms kiya hamne,
1070. Aap b hamari yaad aane ka koi saboot dedo…
1071. =========================================
1072. 
      
1073. Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
1074. kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
1075. woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
1076. jab aap jaise Dosto ki yaad ati hai…
1077. =========================================
1078. Ishq pane ki tamanna me,
1079. kabi Kabi Zindgi khilona ban Jati hai,
1080. Jise Dilme Basana chahte he,
1081. Wo Surat sirf Yaad Bankar Reh Jati hai…
1082. =========================================
1083. Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
1084. Dil k kone me hai Naam tumahra,
1085. Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
1086. SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar
1087. saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara…
1088. =========================================
1089. 
      
1090. Dur hone se rishtey nahi tutte….
1091. Aur nahi paas aane se judhte….
1092. Ye to Dilon ke ek bandhan hai….
1093. Is liye hum apko aur aap humein nahi bhilte..!!
1094. =========================================
1095. 
      
1096. Mausam ki nazakat hai
1097. Hasraton ne pukara hai
1098. Kaise kahen ke kitna miss karte hain
1099. Yeh sms usi yaad ka ek ishara hai…
1100. =========================================
1101. Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,
1102. Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
1103. Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon,
1104. Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya…
1105. =========================================
1106. Yakin pe yakin dilate hai Dost,
1107. Rah chalte ko bewakuf banate hai Dost,
1108. Sharbat batakar daru pilate hai Dost,
1109. Par jo kuch bhi ho,
1110. Sale bahut yaad ayate hai Dost…
1112. ===============================
1113. Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai,
1114. Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
1115. Rahe duriya to parwah nahi,
1116. Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata hai…
1117. 
      
1118. ===============================
1119. 
      
1120. Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
1121. Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
1122. Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
1123. Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai…
1124. 
      
1125. 
      
1126. ===============================
1127. 
      
1128. Teri dosti ne bohat kuch sikhla diya,
1129. Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya,
1130. Karzdaar hoon main khuda ka,
1131. Jiss ne mujhe aap jaise dost se mila diya…
1132. 
      
1133. 
      
1134. ===============================
1135. Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye,
1136. Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
1137. Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
1138. Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye…
1139. 
      
1140. ===============================hue…
1141. 
      
1142. Sapne the, sapno k aap sahil hue,
1143. Na jane kaise hum apki pyaar k kabil hue,
1144. Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal k,
1145. Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue….
1146. 
      
1147. ===============================
1148. Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi,
1149. Jinke dil aankhon mein basa karte hai.
1150. Shayari toh voh sakhas likhte hai,
1151. Jo sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha karte hai…
1152. 
      
1153. ===============================
1154. 
      
1155. Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho,
1156. Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho,
1157. Are dost zinda ho to *sms* bhejo,
1158. Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho…
1159. 
      
1160. ===============================
1161. 
      
1162. Aaj socha ki sms kya bheju
1163. aap muskurain aisa paighaam kya bheju,
1164. koi phool to mujhe malum nahi,
1165. jo khud gulshan ho usey gulaab kya bheju…
1166. 
      
1167. ===============================
1168. 
      
1169. Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din
1170. Jisse bitasna nahin chaahte hum aap bin
1171. Vaise toh dil deta hai sadaa hi Dua aapko
1172. Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh janamdin.. :)
1173. 
      
1174. ===============================
1175. Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
1176. Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
1177. Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
1178. Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai. ..
1179. 
      
1180. ===============================
1181. 
      
1182. Door hokar bhi mere paas hai aap,
1183. Meri saaso mein basa ek ehsaas hai aap,
1184. Aap ko yeh ehsaas ho na ho,
1185. Par mere liye bahut khaas hai aap…
1186. 
      
1187. ===============================
1188. 
      
1189. Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
1190. Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
1191. Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
1192. Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge…
1193. 
      
1194. 
      
1195. 
      
1196. ===============================
1197. 
      
1198. Agar tum kisi se pyaar karthe ho,
1199. Tho usse azaad chod dho,
1200. Agar wo tumhara hai tho zaroor waapas aayega,
1201. Agar nahi aaya tho samajh lo ki woh tumahra tha hi nahi…
1202. 
      
1203. 
      
1204. ===============================
1205. 
      
1206. Sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye
1207. Apno ko bhula kar chale gaye
1208. Kis baat ki saza di aap ne humein
1209. Pehle hasaya phir rulakar chale gaye…
1210. 
      
1211. ===============================
1212. Koi chand se mahobbat karta hai
1213. Koi suraj se mahobbat karta hai,
1214. Hum unse mahobbat karte hai
1215. Jo hum se mahobbat karte hai…
1216. 
      
1217. ===============================
1218. Mere pyaar ko duniya mein koi samajh na paya,
1219. Rote thay jab tanha koi mere saath na aaya,
1220. Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein,
1221. Aur wo kehte hai ki mujhe pyaar karna na aaya…
1222. 
      
1223. ===============================
1224. 
      
1225. Holi ke rang mast bikhrenge,
1226. kyuke piya ke sang ab ham bhi toa bheegenge…
1227. Holi mein iss baar toa aur bhi rang honge,
1228. kyuke mere piya bhi toa mere sang honge……
1229. 
      
1230. ===============================
1231. 
      
1232. Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
1233. Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
1234. Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
1235. Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari. ..
1236. 
      
1237. ===============================
1238. Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,
1239. Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
1240. Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
1241. Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga…
1242. 
      
1243. ===============================
1244. 
      
1245. Hasna jindagi hai,
1246. has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,
1247. jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
1248. haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai.
1249. Best of luck!
1250. 
      
1251. ===============================
1252. 
      
1253. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
1254. Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
1255. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
1256. Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
1257. 
      
1258. ===============================
1259. 
      
1260. Loog apna banake chod dete hai
1261. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai
1262. Hum to ek phool bhi na todh sake
1263. Loog to dil bhi todh dete hai. 
1264. 
      
1265. 
      
1266. 
      
1267. ===============================
1268. 
      
1269. 
      
1270. 
      
1271. Aurat Se Hai Yeh Duniya Saari
1272. Fir Bhi Yeh Ghulami Sehti Hai
1273. Aurat Ke Liye Hai Jeena Saza
1274. Fir Bhi Woh Jeeye Ja Rahi Hai
1275. Aurat Sansaar Ke Kismat Hai
1276. Fir Bhi Kismaat Ki Mari Hai
1277. Aurat Aaj Bhi Zinda Jalti Hai
1278. Fir Bhi Kehlati Woh Qurbani Hai
1279. Aurat Ke Liye Rona Khataa Hai
1280. Fir Bhi Woh Har Zulm Sehti Hai
1281. Aurat Ne Janam Diya Mardon Ko
1282. Fir Bhi Woh Kehlati Pairon Ki Juti Hai!!!!
1283. 
      
1284.  
1285. 
      
1286. ===============================
1287. If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
1288. If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
1289. Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…
1290. 
      
1291. ===============================
1292. 
      
1293. Dost aisi tadap hai jo dil se nahi nikala jata,
1294. Dil mein chupi aag ko bujahaya nahi jata,
1295. Kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,
1296. Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata…
1297. 
      
1298. ===============================
1299. 
      
1300. Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
1301. khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
1302. ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
1303. phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
1304. 
      
1305. ===============================
1306. 
      
1307. Kuch rishte iss jahan mein khas hote hai,
1308. Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hai,
1309. Yeh dil ki kashish nahi toh aur kya hai,
1310. Door reh kar bhi woh dil ke kitne paas hote hai…
1311. 
      
1312. ===============================
1313. Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
1314. Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
1315. Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
1316. Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
1317. Be Friends Forever!
1318. 
      
1319. ===============================
1320. Holi rangoon ka tyohar hai,
1321. Duniya rang birangi hai,
1322. Main holi ke din apne sare dostoon ko …
1323. Holi ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaein deti hoon,
1324. Aur yahi dua karti hoon ki duniya mein
1325. Aman aur shanti bani rahe,
1326. Isi tarah dil se dil milte rahe,
1327. logoon mein pyar badta rahe!
1328. 
      
1329. ===============================
1330. 
      
1331. Radha ka rang aur kanha ki Pichkari,
1332. Pyar ke Rang se Rang do Duniya Saari,
1333. Ye Rang na Jane koi Jaat na koi Boli
1334. MUBARAK ho aapko
1335. Rang Bhari Holi
1336. 
      
1337. ===============================
1338. 
      
1339. Pyar k rang se bharo pichkari,
1340. Sneh k rang se rang do dunia sari,
1341. ye rang na jane na koi baat na boli,
1342. apko advance me mubarak ho Happy Holi…
1343. 
      
1344. ===============================
1345. 
      
1346. Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
1347. Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
1348. Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
1349. Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai…
1350. 
      
1351. 
      
1352. ===============================
1353. 
      
1354. 
      
1355. Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga,
1356. Najane kaun dost kaha hoga,
1357. Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein,
1358. Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein…
1359. 
      
1360. 
      
1361. ===============================
1362. 
      
1363. Ishq kar deta hai bekrar
1364. bhar deta hai pathar ke dil me pyar,
1365. kyu nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar,
1366. kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai intezar…
1367. 
      
1368. ===============================
1369. 
      
1370. Kisi ne humse puchha,
1371. Vaade aur Yaadein me kya fark hai?
1372. Hum ne kaha Vaade insan todta hai,
1373. Aur Yaadein insan ko tod deti hain…
1374. 
      
1375. ===============================
1376. 
      
1377. Har baat samjhane k liye nhi hoti
1378. zindagi hamesha pane k liye hoti
1379. yaad to aati h aapki har pal
1380. per har yaad jatane k liye nhi hoti…
1381. 
      
1382. ===============================
1383. 
      
1384. Is suhane mausam me tumhara sath ho,
1385. Garm bistar me kambal orhey tum paas ho,
1386. Mere hont tumhen chuney ko tarsen,
1387. Kash aisa bhi Ehsas ho…
1388. 
      
1389. ===============================
1390. 
      
1391. Sishe mein dikhti aapki parchai,
1392. kehti hai humse ki aap ho sharmai,
1393. yeh kaisi hai rusvayi,
1394. Mann karta hai thaam lu aapki kalai,
1395. kyunki ab to sahi jaye na ye judia…
1396. 
      
1397. ===============================
1398. 
      
1399. Pyar Se Tab Tak Pyar Na Karo
1400. Jab Tak Pyar Aapse Pyar Na Kare
1401. Jab Pyar Aapse Pyar Kare To
1402. Pyar Se Itna Pyar Karo Ki Pyar Kisi Aur Se Pyar Na Kare…
1403. 
      
1404. ===============================
1405. Chahat Teri Pehchan He Meri…
1406. 
      
1407. Chahat Teri Pehchan He Meri…
1408. Mahobbat Teri Shaan He Meri…
1409. Hoke Juda Tujse Kya Reh Paunga…
1410. Tu To Aakhir Jaan he Meri…
1411. 
      
1412. ===============================
1413. 
      
1414. 1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W)
1415. k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k
1416. main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon
1417. or pani k saray qatray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon
1418. lekin us aadmi per rehmat ki tadad nahin gin sakta
1419. jo AAP(S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai”
1420. 
      
1421. ===============================
1422. Dosti me dooriyan to aati rehti hain….
1423. 
      
1424. Dosti me dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
1425. Phir bhi Dosti Dilo ko mila deti hai,
1426. Wo Dost hi kya jo naraz na ho,
1427. Per sachchi Dosti Dosto ko mana hi leti hai…
1428. 
      
1429. 
      
1430. ===============================
1431. 
      
1432. 
      
1433. Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho….
1434. 
      
1435. 
      
1436.  
1437. Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho,
1438. To ayna kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
1439. Jab tum aayne se dur jate ho,
1440. To ayna kehta hai April Fool! April Fool!!
1441. 
      
1442.  
1443. 
      
1444. ===============================
1445. 
      
1446. Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
1447. baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1448. 1st april jo ho rahi hai,
1449. dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
1450. aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
1451. hota hai sirf tumhaare naam…
1452. Happy April Fool
1453. 
      
1454. ===============================
1455. 1st April ko logo ko murkh banane k 5 tarike..
1456. 
      
1457. 1st April ko logo ko murkh banane k 5 tarike..
1458. .
1459. .
1460. .
1461. .
1462. Ye pahela tha..
1463. Baki 4 agle saal!
1464. Happy fools day.
1465. 
      
1466. ===============================
1467. 
      
1468. Khuda ne di zindgai
1469. Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
1470. Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
1471. Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !
1472. 
      
1473. ===============================
1474. Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
1475. jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
1476. .
1477. .
1478. Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
1479. dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
1480. 
      
1481. ===============================
1482. 
      
1483. Sahab:
1484. Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
1485. kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
1486. Mulazim:
1487. Hazur galti ho gai,
1488. main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
1489. 
      
1490. ===============================
1491. 
      
1492. Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
1493. Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
1494. Man: 12
1495. Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
1496. Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
1497. 
      
1498. ===============================
1499. 
      
1500. Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
1501. k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
1502. BIWI : Ek dum.
1503. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
1504. 
      
1505. ===============================
1506. Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
1507. aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
1508. aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
1509. phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
1510. Student: sir,
1511. asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
1512. aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p
1513. 
      
1514. ===============================
1515. 
      
1516. Agar tum muhammad (s,a,w) ki ummat sey ho
1517. Tu
1518. Apney kirdaar ko itna buland karo
1519. K
1520. Doosrey log dekh kar kahain
1521. Agar ummat aisi hai tu socho nabi kaisa hoga.
1522. 
      
1523. 
      
1524. 
      
1525. 
      
1526. ===============================
1527. 
      
1528. Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna
1529. 
      
1530. 
      
1531.  
1532. Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
1533. Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
1534. bahut Pyara safar raha 2010 ka,
1535. apna sath 2011 me bhi banaye rakhna.
1536. Happy New Year
1537. 
      
1538.  
1539. 
      
1540. ===============================
1541. Grammar Teacher!
1542. Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,
1543. Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?
1544. Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai
1545. 
      
1546. ===============================
1547. 
      
1548. 3 aise Naikiyan jin ko karny say
1549. qiamat k din arsh k saya milay ga
1550. 1.Andhary main masjid jana
1551. 2.Dil na chatey hue bhe wazu kerna
1552. 3.kisi bhoky ko khana khilana
1553. 
      
1554. ===============================
1555. 
      
1556. Abe Khajur,
1557. Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
1558. Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
1559. Chuse hue Aam,
1560. Circus k Retired Bander,
1561. (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
1562. 
      
1563. ===============================
1564. 
      
1565. Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
1566. Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
1567. ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
1568. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
1569. 
      
1570. ===============================
1571. “Jab Dua Aur Koshish
1572. Say Baat Na Baney Tou
1573. Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do,
1574. Allah Apne Bando’n K
1575. Barey Main Behtar
1576. Fesla Karny Wala Hay”
1577. 
      
1578. ===============================
1579. Pholon Ko Jis Trha Bhanwre Milte Hyn
1580. Aao Is “EID” Pe Hum B Kahin Milte Hyn
1581. Apni Is Chahat Ko
1582. Pyar Bari Rafaqat Ko
1583. Sachi Lagan Ka Rang Dete Hyn,
1584. Dunia K Liye Apni Mohbat Ko Misal Krte Hyn
1585. Rawani K Liye Jese Darya Samandar Me Khud Ko Pamal Krte Hyn
1586. Phool Jese Gulshan Se Wafa Nibane Hr Bar Nikalte Hyn
1587. Aao Is EID pe Hum B Kahin Milte Hyn.
1588. 
      
1589. ===============================
1590. 
      
1591. Tumhari namaz, Roza aur qurbani
1592. sirf aur sirf allah he k liye hai !!!
1593. .
1594. .
1595. .
1596. Magar yeh bhi yad rakho khaal sirf mutehda ki hai:p
1597. 
      
1598. ===============================
1599. 
      
1600. Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
1601. Apna bhi bank balance hota,
1602. Agar dada ashiq na hota…:p
1603. 
      
1604. ===============================
1605. Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan
1606. 
      
1607. Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
1608. Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,
1609. Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
1610. jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.
1611. 
      
1612. 
      
1613. 
      
1614. 
      
1615. ===============================
1616. 
      
1617. Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
1618. Dar khuley hyn sharab khano’n k
1619. Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye’n
1620. Band hotel huey pathano’n k :p
1621. 
      
1622.  
1623. 
      
1624. ===============================
1625. AAj se
1626. thek 1 din bad Bakra EiD..
1627. AAj se
1628. theek 17 din bad
1629. Quaid-e-Azam day..
1630. AAj se
1631. thek 23 din bad New Year..
1632. Bolen apko kia wish karon?
1633. Chalen 3no ek 7 wish krdeta hu,
1634. but !
1635. I think i m 1st one who wished u like this.
1636. Happy EiD-ul-Azha
1637. Happy Quaid’s Day.
1638. &
1639. Happy NEW YEAR 
1640. ===============================
1641. 
      
1642. Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
1643. I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody’s life.
1644. I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
1645. I miss the grand celebration.
1646. 
      
1647. ===============================
1648. 
      
1649. Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
1650. Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
1651. Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
1652. Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
1653. aur chaar taang paoge.
1654. 
      
1655. ===============================
1656. 
      
1657. Allah Ta’Aalla farmata hai
1658. jo meri de hoi takleef per saber na kry
1659. meri raza mein razi na ho
1660. usy cahye wo koi or rab talash kr ly
1661. 
      
1662. ===============================
1664. Arz kiya hai
1665. Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
1666. .
1667. .
1668. .
1669. .
1670. Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
1671. jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P
1672. 
      
1673. ===============================
1674. 
      
1675. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
1676. Wah wah..!!
1677. Irshad Irshaad..!!
1678. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
1679. Joota nahin maartay,
1680. bus
1681. Moza sungha dete hain…
1682. 
      
1683. ===============================
1684. 
      
1685. Mer Dil Tor Ker
1686. Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
1687. Mer Dil Tor Ker
1688. Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
1689. Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->
1690. 
      
1691. ===============================
1692. 
      
1693. Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,
1694. Namazon ka rakhna sath,
1695. Manwa laina rab say her bat,
1696. Duaon main rakhna yaad,
1697. Mubarak ho aap ko,
1698. Shab-e-barat
1699. 
      
1700. ===============================
1701. 
      
1702. Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti
1703. Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti
1704. Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna
1705. Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti!
1706. Happy New Year 20176
1707. 
      
1708. 
      
1709. ===============================
1710. 
      
1711. So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
1712. sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
1713. K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.
1714. Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”
1715. 
      
1716.  
1717. 
      
1718. ===============================
1719. 
      
1720. A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
1721. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
1722. Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
1723. daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
1724. 
      
1725. ===============================
1726. 
      
1727. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
1728. Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
1729. Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
1730. Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani
1731. Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai
1732. Express news: har larki per nazar;)
1733. 
      
1734. ===============================
1735. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
1736. Girl:Nahi
1737. Boy:Laikin Q?
1738. Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
1739. Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
1740. Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
1741. 
      
1742. ===============================
1743. Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
1744. k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
1745. GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
1746. Sardar: meine suna tha k
1747. har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->
1748. 
      
1749. ===============================
1750. 
      
1751. Aey ibne ADAM!
1752. Tujhe kia ho gaya hai?
1753. Tu ne apni namazon,
1754. Duaon aur ibadaton
1755. ko sir pareshani aur museebat
1756. k waqt k liye hi rakha huwa hai,
1757. Tujhey 70ma’aon se ziadah
1758. chahnay wale RAB Ta’AALA ko
1759. sirf apni waqti khuwahishon k liye naraz kia howa hai..
1760. Aey insan, zara soch to sahi…
1761. 
      
1762. ===============================
1763. 
      
1764. Suhani dhoop barsat k baad,
1765. Thori si hasi her baat k baad,
1766. Usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko,
1767. Yeh EID Ramadan k baad.
1768. EID Mubarak
1769. 
      
1770. ===============================
1771. 
      
1772. Aay dost tu nay mujhay bahot pyaar diya,
1773. Hamara bahut khayal rakha,
1774. Lakin ab juda honay ka waqat aa gaya hai.
1775. Sirf aur sirf tumhara 2010
1776. 
      
1777. ===============================
1778. 
      
1779. Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hy K
1780. “Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak K
1781. Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye…”
1782. 
      
1783. ===============================
1784. 
      
1785. Momino!
1786. RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
1787. Aap Sab Se Request Hai
1788. K Apnain Mobile Me Save
1789. Jokes,
1790. Pics,
1791. Girls No’s
1792. Delete Karnai Se Pehle
1793. Mujhey send Karen..
1794. 
      
1795. 
      
1796. 
      
1797. 
      
1798. ===============================
1799. 
      
1800. Ey Allah!
1801. Mai kamzor hun tu taqat wala hai
1802. Ey Allah!
1803. Mai ajiz hon tu be-neyaz hai
1804. Ey Allah!
1805. Mai mangta hon tu Daata hai
1806. Ey Allah!
1807. Mai mujrim hon tu shahensha hai
1808. Tujhe teri shane raheemi-o kareemi ka wasta’ Hazrat Muhammad salalaho aleyhe wasalam k sadke muj par karam farma kiyun k mai kisi imtehan aur Aazmaish k qabil nahi
1809. Ey Allah!
1810. tu muaf karne wala hai or mafi pasnd krta hai
1811. Ey Allah!
1812. Humen muaf farma aur achay kaam krneki toufeeq dey
1813. AMEEN
1814. 
      
1815. 
      
1816. ===============================
1817. 
      
1818. Is Naye Saal mai..
1819. Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
1820. Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
1821. Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
1822. Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
1823. 
      
1824. ===============================
1825. 
      
1826. Na jane log kion dartay hain,
1827. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
1828. Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
1829. Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
1830. 
      
1831. ===============================
1832. 
      
1833. Freedom in Mind
1834. Faith in Words,
1835. Memories in our Souls
1836. Pride in our Heart.
1837. Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY
1838. 
      
1839. ===============================
1840. 
      
1841. Main iska Hanuman hoon
1842. Ye desh mera RAM hai,
1843. Chhati chir ke dekh lo
1844. Andar baitha HINDUSTAN hai.
1845. Jay Hind!
1846. Happy Republic Day
1847. 
      
1848. ===============================
1849. 
      
1850. Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,
1851. Moongphali Ki Bahar,
1852. Sardi Ka Mausam,
1853. Aany Ko Beqarar,
1854. Thori Si Masti,
1855. Thora Sa Pyaar,
1856. Maflar, Sweeter Rakho Tayyar,
1857. Happy Winter Season Mere Yaar…
1858. 
      
1859. ===============================
1860. 
      
1861. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
1862. Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
1863. Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
1864. Dekho hum kitne vele hain
1865. *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
1866. 
      
1867. ===============================
1868. 
      
1869. Ab “BUSH” Ke Bad “OBAMA”
1870. Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me “OBAMA”
1871. “BUSH” KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge “PEJAMA”.
1872. 
      
1873. ===============================
1874. 
      
1875. In hasino se Rasme Wafa
1876. or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
1877. Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
1878. Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
1879. 
      
1880. ===============================
1881. 
      
1882. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me
1883. usb
1884. infrared
1885. blue tooth
1886. double camera
1887. touch screen
1888. mp3 player
1889. 8 GB memory
1890. kuch bhi nahin hay:p
1891. 
      
1892. 
      
1893. 
      
1894. ===============================
1895. 
      
1896. 
      
1897. Sochia c mehfal sadi a,
1898. sab mehfal wale sade ne.
1899. asi jaat paat ton ki laina,
1900. sab gore kale sade ne.
1901. Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de
1902. viswash banaye haar gye.
1903. Asi apne jina nu kehnde c
1904. sanu ohi ik din maar gye.
1905. 
      
1906. 
      
1907. ===============================
1908. 
      
1909. Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
1910. Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
1911. to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
1912. par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
1913. hi nahi namumkin hai…
1914. 
      
1915. ===============================
1916. 
      
1917. Aaj se Amiri Garibi k fasle na rahen,
1918. Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
1919. Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
1920. Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.
1921. 
      
1922. ===============================
1923. 
      
1924. 1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
1925. Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye
1926. 1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
1927. tumne kia bola tha..??
1928. Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
1929. 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?
1930. 
      
1931. ===============================
1932. 
      
1933. Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1934. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
1935. Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
1936. Dukandar Se Bola,
1937. Yeh Naqli Hy,
1938. 7up Nahe,
1939. 6up,
1940. 1 Down Hay :p
1941. 
      
1942. ===============================
1943. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
1944. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
1945. tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
1946. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
1947. Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
1948. koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
1949. isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
1950. 
      
1951. ===============================
1952. 
      
1953. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
1954. kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
1955. mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
1956. tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
1957. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
1958. par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
1959. jindgi cho jaane walyeo
1960. haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
1961. Na ji hunda na mar hunda
1962. na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
1963. Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
1964. tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
1965. 
      
1966. ===============================
1967. Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.
1968. Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
1969. “knock out” Hota hai,
1970. Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
1971. “run out”
1972. Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
1973. “catch out”
1974. G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
1975. “lbw out”
1976. Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
1977. “stamp out”
1978. Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
1979. Hotay hain.
1980. Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.
1981. 
      
1982. ===============================
1983. 
      
1984. Policeman: tum ne
1985. Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
1986. Pathan: hum sheher me
1987. Naya aya hay mgr
1988. Qanoon nahi torta,
1989. Wo samne dekho likha hy
1990. “bus stop”
1991. Tou hum ne rok dia :p
1992. 
      
1993. ===============================
1994. Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
1995. Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,
1996. Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
1997. Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay
1998. 
      
1999. ===============================


2000. 
      
2001. 
      
2002. 
      
2003. Aap to chand ho jise sab yad karte hain
2004. or hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai,
2005. hume yad karna to door.Log apni khawahish
2006. ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hain.
2007. 
      
2008. ===============================
2009. 
      
2010. Teacher:”Mere papa aaj job par gae hain”
2011. Iss ka future tense banao!
2012. Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge,
2013. kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae
2014. 
      
2015. ===============================
2016. 
      
2017. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh
2018. Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha
2019. :
2020. :
2021. SINGH IS KING,
2022. SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)
2023. 
      
2024. ===============================
2025. 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
2026. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
2027. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
2028. Memon ne phir khoon dia.
2029. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
2030. Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
2031. Arbi:Munna…!!
2032. Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
2033. 
      
2034. ===============================
2035. Santa ne kachha dho k
2036. padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
2037. Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
2038. Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
2039. mai bhi kachha utar lunga.
2040. 
      
2041. ===============================
2042. Door kahin ek basti thi,
2043. Wahan churailain basti thein,
2044. Un k andar bari masti thi,
2045. Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
2046. Tum jo itna hansti ho,
2047. Usi basti ki lagti ho ??
2048. 
      
2049. ===============================
2050. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
2051. Sardar: Hota hay.
2052. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
2053. (& jumps in water)
2054. Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
2055. khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
2056. 
      
2057. ===============================
2058. 
      
2059. Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
2060. k paise lagte tou kia hota?
2061. guess?
2062. guess?
2063. Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
2064. per bheek mangrahay hotay.
2065. 
      
2066. ===============================
2067. Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad
2068. Valentine’s Day hay.
2069. Jis Jis Ne
2070. Hamein Phool
2071. Dena Hai
2072. Wo Line
2073. May Lag
2074. Jaye
2075. Koi Ek Dusray
2076. Ko Dhakka
2077. Nahi Day ga
2078. Jo Aaj
2079. Reh Jaye
2080. Wo Kal
2081. Aa Jaye
2082. 
      
2083. 
      
2084. 
      
2085. 
      
2086. ===============================
2087. 
      
2088. Maine kaha dilruba,
2089. Usne kaha paise dikha,
2090. Maine kaha paise nahi,
2091. Usne kaha aise nahi,
2092. Maine kaha mehengai hai,
2093. Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
2094. 
      
2095. ===============================
2096. Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
2097. Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
2098. Child: nahin pata promise!
2099. Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
2100. CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
2101. 
      
2102. ===============================
2103. 
      
2104. Zara se ‘cell’ mein de jagah tu,
2105. Zara se ‘inbox’ le saja tu,
2106. Zara se ’sent items’ mein ja tu,
2107. Zara se ‘balance’ le ghata tu,
2108. Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana
2109. 
      
2110. ===============================
2111. 
      
2112. Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
2113. Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
2114. Dr: nahi
2115. Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
2116. Dr: nikaloo
2117. Child: he he he he he he
2118. 
      
2119. ===============================
2120. 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
2121. Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2122. 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
2123. Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
2124. 
      
2125. ===============================
2126. Ye SMS blank nahi he.
2127. Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe…
2128. Happy fog day
2129. 
      
2130. ===============================
2131. 
      
2132. Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
2133. Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
2134. Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
2135. Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
2136. 
      
2137. ===============================
2138. 
      
2139. CIRCUIT :
2140. Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
2141. MUNNABHAI :
2142. Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
2143. CIRCUIT :
2144. Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
2145. 
      
2146. ===============================
2147. 
      
2148. Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
2149. Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
2150. Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai,
2151. Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako
2152. 
      
2153. ===============================
2154. Mohabbat Dill,Jaan,Rog, Soz Hoti Hai
2155. Mohabbat Sog, SHAM, Raat Hoti Hai
2156. Mohabbat Jhilmilati Aankh Men Barsaat Hoti HaiHappy Promise Day
2157. 
      
2158. 
      
2159. ===============================
2160.  
2161. Aj Promise Day Hai apne Pyar Se Kro Wada Keh
2162. Kabhi Na dil dukhao Gay, Kabhi Na Chhor K Jao Gay
2163. Us K Gham Mein Sog Khushi Mein Muskurao Gay
2164. Har cheez Se Bahd K Sirf Usi Ko chaho Gay
2165. Kro Wada or Pa Lo Us Ki MuhabbatHappy Promise Day
2166. 
      
2167. 
      
2168. ===============================
2169. 
      
2170. Us K Chor Jaanay K Baad Ab Mohabbat Nahi Kartay Kisi Say.Ae dost
2171. Thori c To Umar Hy
2172. Kiss Kiss Ko Aazmatay Phirain
2173. Happy Kiss Day
2174. 
      
2175. ===============================
2176. 
      
2177. Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
2178. Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya.
2179. Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya,
2180. Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya.
2181. 
      
2182. ===============================
2183. 
      
2184. Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki.
2185. Girl: oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi.
2186. Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag lagte he
2187. to daag achche hain.
2188. 
      
2189. ===============================
2190. 
      
2191. Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
2192. 1 achi chokri ho,
2193. Aapko miss kare,
2194. Mujhe kiss kare,
2195. Apko puppi de
2196. ,Mujhe jhappi de,
2197. Apke sath roye
2198. mere sath soye.Happy Kiss Day
2199. 
      
2200. ===============================
2201. 
      
2202. Wo Pehla Kiss Jo Humne Ek duje Ko Kia
2203. Wo Kiss Humare Pyar Ki Shuruwat thi
2204. Humara Pyar Hamesha Qaim Rahe Ga
2205. Bus Tum Usi shiddat se Mujhe Kiss Krti Rehna
2206. Happy Kiss Day My Love
2207. 
      
2208. ===============================
2209. 
      
2210. Bin Tere Sanam Is Jahan Mein
2211. Beqkaar Hum Dum Da Dum Da Dum
2212. Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
2213. Ah Zara Zara Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me
2214. Happy Kiss Day
2215. 
      
2216. ===============================
2217. Bus Ab Tujhe Hi Chahne Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
2218. Teri Yaado Me Kho Jaane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
2219. Laga Di H Tumne Aisi Ishq Ki Aag,
2220. Kay Choom Choom K Kha Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai
2221. Happy Kiss Day
2222. 
      
2223. ===============================
2224. 
      
2225. Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
2226. Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
2227. Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill…
2228. Isliye na lagao DIL
2229. Na Aayega BILL.
2230. Luv Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill
2231. Happy Kiss Day To My Friends
2232. 
      
2233. ===============================
2234. 
      
2235. Ek shamma andhere me jlaye rkhna
2236. Subha hone ko he mauhaul bnaye rkhna
2237. Kon jane wo kiss gali se guzre
2238. Hr gali ko phulo se sajye RkhnaHappy Kiss Day
2239. 
      
2240. 
      
2241. 
      
2242. ===============================
2243. 
      
2244. Chaho to dil se hame mita dena,
2245. Chaho to hamko bhula dena,
2246. Par ye vaada karo a dost,
2247. Ki jab yaad aye hamari to rona mat bas muskura dena…
2248. 
      
2249.  
2250. ===============================
2251. Kuch rishte iss jahan mein khas hote hai,
2252. Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hai,
2253. Yeh dil ki kashish nahi toh aur kya hai,
2254. Door reh kar bhi woh dil ke kitne paas hote hai…
2255. 
      
2256. ===============================
2257. 
      
2258. Nind Ki Aankho Pe Ho Rahi Hai Filding Tight;
2259. Is Dark Sky Main Dikh Rahe Hain Taare White;
2260. Ab Bhuja Ke Apni Light,
2261. Hum Aapse Kahte Hai
2262. GOOD NIGHT & CHOCOLATE DREAMS.
2263. Happy Chocolate Day…
2264. 
      
2265. ===============================
2266. Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain,
2267. Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain,
2268. Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain,
2269. Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain.
2270. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!…
2271. 
      
2272. ===============================
2273. 
      
2274. Teri meri dosti ka afsana bhi hai
2275. Is me pyar ka khazana bhi hai
2276. Isliye chahte hain aapse Teddy Bear mangna
2277. Or aaj to mangne ka bahana bhi hai
2278. Happy Teddy Bear Day
2279. 
      
2280. ===============================
2281. Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost machhaliya hai,
2282. Mai tume mere dil mai sambhalkar rakhunga,
2283. Par agar tumne dur jane ki koshish ki To,
2284. khuda kasam pani se nikal kar billi ko de dunga…
2285. 
      
2286. ===============================
2288. Ye Promise Hai Humara,
2289. Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara.
2290. Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar,
2291. Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.
2292. HAPPY PROMISE DAY…
2293. 
      
2294. ===============================
2295. Man sees Sardar-G
2296. standing in d middle of
2297. a huge field of grass
2298. & notices,
2299. He is just standing dere,
2300. doing nothing,
2301. looking @ nothing
2302. Man asks: Sardar-G
2303. what r U doing ?
2304. Sardar-G: I’m trying 2
2305. win a noble prize
2306. Man: How?
2307. Sardar-G: Well I heard
2308. they give d noble prize
2309. 2 ppl who r
2310. outstanding in their field
2311. 
      
2312. ===============================
2313. 
      
2314. AAj ke friends I TELL U,
2315. Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
2316. Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
2317. Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
2318. Kash koi mujh se kahy
2319. oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
2320. 
      
2321. ===============================
2322. 
      
2323. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
2324. Wah wah wah?
2325. arz kia he
2326. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
2327. k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se
2328. 
      
2329. 
      
2330. 
      
2331. ===============================
2332. 
      
2333. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein,
2334. Is Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
2335. Karte hai hum Dua Rab se,
2336. Sar Jhukake..
2337. Is Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke…
2338. Happy New Year 2011
2339. 
      
2340.  
2341. 
      
2342. ===============================
2343. 
      
2344. Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
2345. Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
2346. Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
2347. Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
2348. 
      
2349. ===============================
2350. 
      
2351. Is Naye Saal mai..
2352. Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
2353. Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
2354. Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
2355. Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
2356. 
      
2357. ===============================
2358. 
      
2359. Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
2360. Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
2361. Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
2362. Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
2363. Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
2364. 
      
2365. ===============================
2366. 
      
2367. Hum Aapke Dill Main Rahte Hain!
2368. Saare Dard Aap Ke Sahte Hai!
2369. Koi Hum Se Pahle “Wish” na karde aapko!
2370. is liye Phale “Happy New Year” Kahte hai..
2371. 
      
2372. ===============================e
2373. 
      
2374. Phuool khilte rahe zivan ki rah me,
2375. khushi chamkti rahe apki nigah me,
2376. har kadm pe mile khushi ki bahar apko,
2377. ye dost deti he naye saal ki shubhkamnaye apko.
2378. Happy New Year 2011
2379. 
      
2380. ===============================
2381. 
      
2382. Aaj saal ka Akhiri din hai
2383. Koi bhi galati ki ho
2384. Koi bhi gustakhi ki ho
2385. Koi bhi galati ho gayi
2386. Koi bhi khata ki ho
2387. tau please
2388. please
2389. please
2390. please
2391. aaj hi mafi maang lena
2392. kyonki mai khoosh mood mai hoo…
2393. 
      
2394. ===============================
2395. 
      
2396. Happy New Year
2397. Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai
2398. Par Kya karoo
2399. Abhi tak bahoot se young sexy smart dosto ko wish karna hai, tau socha pahale Bujurogo ko nipta le…
2400. 
      
2401. ===============================
2402. 
      
2403. Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.
2404. Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai.
2405. Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar,
2406. Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.
2407. 
      
2408. ===============================
2409. 
      
2410. Arz Kia Hai………
2411. Zara Ghor Farmaiiye
2412. Arz Kia Hai
2413. Eid Eid Karte Kiun Karte Ho
2414. Eid Bhi Aajayegi
2415. Kia?
2416. Eid Eid Karte Kiun Ho
2417. Eid Bhi Aajayegi
2418. Ramzan Ke Pure Rozay Rakho
2419. Aqal Thikane Aajayegi
2420. 
      
2421. 
      
2422. 
      
2423. ===============================
2424. 
      
2425. 
      
2426. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo
2427. 
      
2428. 
      
2429.  
2430. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
2431. Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
2432. itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo,
2433. phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo
2434. 
      
2435. 
      
2436. ===============================
2437. 
      
2438. Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
2439. Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.
2440. ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
2441. dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.
2442. 
      
2443. ===============================Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se
2444. Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
2445. Larki:Or Sunao
2446. UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
2447. Larki:Tum Hi To Ho
2448. Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
2449. Larki:Sub Keh Do
2450. Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
2451. Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
2452. Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
2453. Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
2454. 
      
2455. ===============================
2456. 
      
2457. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
2458. yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
2459. Pakistani:
2460. Abay yaar,
2461. China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ??
2462. 
      
2463. ===============================
2464. 
      
2465. jo jita wo sikandar
2466. jo haare wo jail ke Ander,
2467. jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,
2468. jo na bheje usko
2469. BANDAR ki pappi…..
2470. *****
2471. 
      
2472. ===============================
2473. 
      
2474. Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi
2475. Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi,
2476. Log humein pathar dil kehte hain,
2477. Lekin wo jante nahi,
2478. Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi
2479. 
      
2480. ===============================
2481. 
      
2482. Wife : Tum tou chahty
2483. ho k main mar jaon aur
2484. meri tamam cheezai’n
2485. tumhari ho jaye’n …
2486. Husband : Meri kismat
2487. ZARDARI jesi kahan???
2488. 
      
2489. ===============================
2490. 
      
2491. Aik doctor apne dost se:
2492. “yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
2493. apna clinic khol lon.
2494. Dost:”tumhara khyal to naik hy
2495. magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p”
2496. 
      
2497. ===============================
2498. 
      
2499. Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi
2500. karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai.
2501. Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin
2502. karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai.
2503. Main ibadat sirf iss liye karta hon
2504. k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai.
2505. 
      
2506. ===============================
2507. Ab tak meri life
2508. 1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
2509. jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
2510. Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
2511. Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.
2512. 
      
2513. 
      
2514. 
      
2515. Pencil ya rubber ban kar ….
2516. 
      
2517. 
      
2518.  
2519. Agar Tum Ek Pencil Ban kar
2520. Kisi Ki Khushiyan Nahin Likh Sakte Ho Toh.. .
2521. Koshish Karo ki Ek Achchha Rubber
2522. Ban kar Kisi Ke Gum Mita Do..!
2523. 
      
2524.  
2525. 
      
2526. ===============================
2527. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
2528. After operation,
2529. Dr. Asks:
2530. Kuch kehna chahte ho?
2531. Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
2532. use bata dena
2533. ye 2 kash laganay
2534. k baad he khulti hain:D
2535. 
      
2536. ===============================
2537. 
      
2538. Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
2539. Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…
2540. 
      
2541. ===============================
2542. 
      
2543. Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon
2544. Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
2545. Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.
2546. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
2547. Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?
2548. 
      
2549. ===============================
2550. 
      
2551. Aay dost tu nay mujhay bahot pyaar diya,
2552. Hamara bahut khayal rakha,
2553. Lakin ab juda honay ka waqat aa gaya hai.
2554. Sirf aur sirf tumhara 2010
2555. 
      
2556. ===============================
2557. 
      
2558. Old year sabse ho raha hai dur,
2559. Kya kare yahe hai kudrat ka dastor,
2560. Purane yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
2561. Naye saal aayahe chalo…
2562. Dhoom machale, dhoom machale dhoom!!
2563. 
      
2564. ===============================
2565. 
      
2566. Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
2567. Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
2568. Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
2569. Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
2570. Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.
2571. 
      
2572. ===============================ar
2573. 
      
2574. Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
2575. Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
2576. Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
2577. new year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
2578. 
      
2579. ===============================
2580. 
      
2581. Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
2582. Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
2583. Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
2584. Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
2585. DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
2586. 
      
2587. ===============================
2588. 
      
2589. Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
2590. Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
2591. Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
2592. New Year 2011 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
2593. 
      
2594. 
      
2595. 
      
2596. ===============================
2597. 
      
2598. Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit
2599. 
      
2600. 
      
2601.  
2602. Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
2603. Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
2604. Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
2605. Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
2606. 
      
2607. 
      
2608. ===============================
2609. 
      
2610. Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
2611. thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
2612. usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2011, 2010 k baad.
2613. Wish u a Happy new year.
2614. 
      
2615. ===============================
2616. Apne 2010 k gunah dhonay k liye 99
2617. bar is mantar ka wird karain
2618. “East or west, Saqib is the best”
2619. Ab edit ker k is msg mein
2620. apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p
2621. 
      
2622. ===============================
2623. Aaj
2624. ki
2625. duniya
2626. bohat
2627. advance
2628. hai
2629. Isi
2630. advance
2631. duniya
2632. ki
2633. advance
2634. technology
2635. mein
2636. rehnay
2637. wale
2638. 1 advance
2639. banday
2640. ki taraf
2641. se aap ko
2642. Advance “happy new year”
2643. 
      
2644. ===============================
2645. 
      
2646. Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
2647. Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
2648. Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
2649. Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
2650. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
2651. 
      
2652. ===============================
2653. 
      
2654. Husband wife mein larai hoi,
2655. Husband ghar se chala gaya,
2656. Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
2657. Wife:Zeher.
2658. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
2659. 
      
2660. ===============================
2661. 
      
2662. ?/,/ ‘/, / ‘/, ; /; / /; /,;’
2663. Happy Rainy Day Dua hai
2664. Barish k Jitnay Qatre giren
2665. utni hi dafa aap slip ho kar giren:p
2666. 
      
2667. ===============================
2668. 
      
2669. “Hum Ne Tumhain
2670. Zameen Main Ikhtiyarat
2671. k Saath Basaya Aur
2672. Tmhare Liye Yahan
2673. Saman-e-Zindagi
2674. Faraham Kia, Mgr
2675. Tum Log Kam Hi
2676. Shukar-Guzaar Hote Ho”
2677. 
      
2678. ===============================
2679. 
      
2680. Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
2681. Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”.
2682. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
2683. .
2684. .
2685. Mene to sirf tumhaari
2686. Kidney churai hai”
2687. ===============================
2688. 
      
2689. Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
2690. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
2691. Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
2692. Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
2693. Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
2694. 
      
2695. 
      
2696. 
      
2697. 
      
2698. Congratulations!
2699. After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
2700. This is the last page.
2701. Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.
2702. If you Click your back button, It will not work!
2703. NO links on this page will work!
2704. Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!
2705. Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
2706. Have lunch at the kitchen table…
2707. Take your doggie for a walk…
2708. Go play Bingo…
2709. Go for a swim…
2710. Go read a book…
2711. Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!
2712. And don’t forget…
2713. Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”
2714. Happy April Fool.!
2715. ===================================
2716. 
      
2717. I am your girlfriend:
2718. Smart.
2719. Intelligent.
2720. Sweet.
2721. Talented.
2722. Excllent.
2723. Romantic.
2724. theek kaha na ?
2725. In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
2726. Happy April Fools Day
2727. ===================================
2728. Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
2729. Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
2730. Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
2731. Mai MATAR tu paneer,
2732. Mai VARSHA tu badal,
2733. Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
2734. Mai HOT tu cool,
2735. Mai APRIL tu…
2736. 
      
2737. 
      
2738. 
      
2739. ===================================
2740. 
      
2741. 
      
2742. Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
2743. Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
2744. Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
2745. Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…
2746. 
      
2747.  
2748. ===================================
2749. 
      
2750. In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
2751. Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
2752. ===================================
2753. Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
2754. 
      
2755. Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
2756. beautiful beautiful?
2757. aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
2758. ? aprilfool, aprilfool ?
2759. ===================================
2760. Sine me dil,
2761. Dil me dard,
2762. Dard me yaqin,
2763. Yaqin me khyal,
2764. Khayal me khwab,
2765. Khuwab me tasvir
2766. Tasvir me sirf ap!
2767. Itna Darawna khuwab?
2768. Baap re Baap
2769. ===================================
2770. 
      
2771. Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
2772. April 1
2773. U Know Why??
2774. If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
2775. ===================================
2776. Advance Aprilfool sms
2777. 31st March Or 1st april
2778. Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
2779. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
2780. Fool Day to the King of Fools
2781. ===================================
2782. plz cal me urgent…
2783. 
      
2784. plz cal me urgent..
2785. `
2786. `
2787. `
2788. `
2789. janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon kub pahle april fool bana de.
2790. ===================================
2791. 
      
2792. I Have Changed My Number,
2793. Note Down My New No.
2794. And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.
2795. My New Number Is…..
2796. .
2797. .
2798. .
2799. .
2800. .
2801. .
2802. “100?
2803. Dum Hai To Miss Call mar!
2804. ===================================
2805. Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
2806. Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
2807. Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
2808. ..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum
2809. ===================================
2810. Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
2811. Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
2812. Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
2813. Jaan main apni doonga with a knife.
2814. 
      
2815. 
      
2816. ===================================
2817.  
2818. Gujre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
2819. kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai,
2820. woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jaati hai,
2821. jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai….
2822. 
      
2823. ===================================
2824. 
      
2825. Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
2826. tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
2827. dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
2828. samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
2829. ===================================
2830. 
      
2831. Ay jan-e-jan!
2832. Suno ek bat tumhen kehni hai
2833. Choro ye ukhri ukhri baten
2834. Ban jao nay saal pe apne pane
2835. Wada ek kar lo mujh se
2836. Tankhwa nay saal se mujh ko deni hay
2837. Nay saal pe yehi bat tum se kehni hay
2838. ===================================
2839. 
      
2840. Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
2841. Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
2842. Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
2843. Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey. ..
2844. ===================================
2845. Har pathar pe likhu I MISS U,
2846. aur wo har pathar aapko maru,
2847. taki aapko ye ehsaas to ho
2848. ke aapki yaad kitna dard deti hai..
2849. ===================================
2850. Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
2851. har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
2852. aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
2853. tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain…
2854. ===================================
2855. 
      
2856. Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
2857. sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
2858. mubarak ho apko naya saal,
2859. hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.
2860. Happy New Year.
2861. ===================================
2862. Sans lene se teri yaad aati hai
2863. na lene se meri jaan jati hai
2864. kase kehdu ki sirf sans se jinda hu
2865. ye sanse bhi to teri yaad ke baad aati hai ..
2866. ===================================
2867. 
      
2868. Kya aap Jante he ki
2869. “Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
2870. ka akhri sapna kya tha
2871. ?
2872. ?
2873. ?
2874. ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
2875. or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
2876. ===================================
2877. 
      
2878. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
2879. Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
2880. lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya
2881. Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
2882. to behan kuch or paka lo:
2883. 
      
2884. 
      
2885. ===================================
2886. 
      
2887. 
      
2888. Roz subha hum karte hain
2889. pyar se unhe good morning…
2890. Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
2891. jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…
2892. 
      
2893.  
2894. ===================================
2895. Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
2896. Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
2897. Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
2898. Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
2899. ===================================
2900. 
      
2901. Kash Humari Bhi Parwah Kisi Ne Ki Hoti,
2902. To Ye Duniya Humse Ruswa Na Hoti,
2903. Agar Aata Aap Jaisa Muskurana Humein,
2904. To Humse Bhi Kisi Ne Mohbbat Ki Hoti…
2905. ===================================
2906. 
      
2907. Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
2908. sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
2909. lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
2910. kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai…
2911. ===================================
2912. 
      
2913. Meri Saansein Sirf Tere Hi Naam Par Chalti Hai,
2914. Meri Aankhein Sirf Tujhe Hi Dekhna Chahti Hai,
2915. Yun To Aur Bhi Dost Kai Hai Mere,
2916. Na Jane Kyu Dil Ko Sirf Teri Hi Yaad Aati Hai…
2917. ===================================
2918. 
      
2919. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
2920. Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
2921. Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
2922. Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
2923. ===================================
2924. “ALLAH Wo hai Jisne tumhare liye saakin zameen banai,
2925. Aur aasmaan ko chhat banaya,
2926. Aur tumhari achhi achhi sooratien bana-een,
2927. Aur paak cheezon se tumhein rizq ata kiya,
2928. Wo Allah tumhara Rubb hai,
2929. Aur tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein Jo tamam jahanon ka Rubb hai.
2930. ===================================
2931. 
      
2932. Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
2933. Sardar 2:Aasman par
2934. Pehla:Abay shit yaar
2935. Dosra: Kia howa?
2936. Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya
2937. ===================================
2938. 
      
2939. 3 Chizon per qabu rakho
2940. “GHUSSA”
2941. “DOOLAT”
2942. “NAFS”
2943. 3 chizon say nafrat karo
2944. “ZULM”
2945. “GHUROOR”
2946. “BEHAYAI”
2947. 3 chizon ko Apnao
2948. “EMAN”
2949. “QURAN”
2950. “SABAR”
2951. 3 chizon ko yaad rakho
2952. “AHSAAN”
2953. “DOOST”
2954. “MAUT”
2955. 3 chizon say bacho
2956. “HASAD”
2957. “CHUGLI”
2958. “GHEEBAT”
2959. 3 chizain soch ker uthao
2960. “QALAM”
2961. “QADAM”
2962. “QASAM”
2963. ===================================
2964. Zindgi per kitab likhunga…
2965. Us mai sarey hisab likhunga….
2966. Pyar ko waqt guzari lik kar…..
2967. Chahton ko azaab likhunga..,
2968. Hui barbad m0habbat kaisey….
2969. Kaisey bikhry hain khuwab likhunga…..
2970. Apni khwahish ka tazkra kar k….
2971. Naam tera jawab likhunga….
2972. Teri ankhain sharab ki manind…..
2973. Tera chehra gulaab likhunga….
2974. Mai tuj se judai ka sabab….
2975. Apni kismat kharab likhunga…
2976. 
      
2977. 
      
2978. 
      
2979. ===================================
2980. 
      
2981. X’cuse me
2982. 
      
2983. 
      
2984.  
2985. X’cuse me,
2986. agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
2987. aur msg padh rahe ho
2988. to “GoodNight”.
2989. Aur agar aap so gaye ho
2990. aur msg subah padoge
2991. to fir “GoodMorning”.
2992. 
      
2993.  
2994. ===================================
2995. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
2996. Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
2997. Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
2998. Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta…
2999. ===================================
3000. Zindagi mein mohabbat ka khumar kya hota hai,
3001. Dil se dilbar ka milaap kya hota hai,
3002. Tum toh bewafa ho tumhe kya pata,
3003. Ke pyaar ka haseen ahsaas kya hota hai?
3004. ===================================
3005. 
      
3006. Dosti ko pyar kahun kese….
3007. Yaa kese kahun pyar ko dosti….
3008. Wo naa dosti karte he humse…
3009. Naa hume dushmani karne dete he….
3010. ===================================
3011. Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
3012. Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
3013. Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
3014. K liye jaag rahe hai,
3015. Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
3016. ===================================
3017. Dil ki dhadkan ko dhadka gaya koi,
3018. Mere khawabon ko mehka gaya koi,
3019. Hum to anjaney raston pe chal rahey the,
3020. Achanak hi pyaar ka matlab seekha gaya koi…
3021. Share
3022. ===================================
3023. Kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai,
3024. pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hain,
3025. kehte hai uss daur ko dosti,
3026. jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai…
3027. ===================================
3028. 
      
3029. Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
3030. Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
3031. Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
3032. Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho…
3033. ===================================
3034. Na mandir na bhagwaan,
3035. Na pooja na snaan,
3036. Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
3037. Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
3038. “Good Morning”
3039. ===================================
3040. 
      
3041. Kyu itni teri yaad satati hai,
3042. Kisi ko bhi dekhun bas tu hi nazar aati hai,
3043. Har ada teri itni pyaari si lage yun,
3044. Jaise tu har waqt mere saamne khadi hai…
3045. 
      
3046. ===================================
3047. 
      
3048. 
      
3049. Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho
3050. Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho
3051. Jab bhi koi musibat aaye
3052. Toh “Maa Durga” aapke saath ho
3053. “Haapy Durga Puja”
3054. 
      
3055.  
3056. ===================================
3057. 
      
3058. Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai,
3059. Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai,
3060. Par wo aayenge kaise,
3061. Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai!!
3062. ===================================
3063. 
      
3064. Pyar me Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
3065. Pyar me Dil To Pagal Hai
3066. Pyar me Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
3067. Pyar ek aisi Paheli hai jo Na Tum Jano Na Hum…
3068. ===================================
3069. 
      
3070. Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
3071. Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
3072. Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
3073. Ab aap apna kaam kariye….
3074. ===================================
3075. 
      
3076. Kaanto ke badle phool kya doge
3077. Aansoon ke badle khushi kya doge
3078. Hum chahate aap se umar bhar ka saath
3079. Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge…
3080. ===================================
3081. 
      
3082. Ye waqt lamhe gujar jayenge,
3083. Zindagi mein kuch khokar kuch payenge,
3084. Aaj hum yahan hai kal dur chale jayenge,
3085. Par wada raha roz inbox mein jarur aayenge…
3086. ===================================
3087. 
      
3088. Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
3089. Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
3090. Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa ki
3091. Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae…
3092. ===================================
3093. 
      
3094. Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
3095. Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
3096. Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
3097. Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
3098. Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho… :)
3099. 
      
3100. 
      
3101. 
      
3102. 
      
3103. ====================================
3104. 
      
3105. Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
3106. Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,
3107. Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
3108. Abey thori c to sharam karloo
3109. 
      
3110. 
      
3111. 
      
3112. ====================================
3113. 
      
3114. As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
3115. I notice that my heart is weak,
3116. For the love I have for you,
3117. Will always be gold and true,
3118. I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
3119. But know my love will always last,
3120. Even though we are a distance apart,
3121. You always have the key to my heart.
3122. 
      
3123.  
3124. 
      
3125. ====================================
3126. Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
3127. Kyon ki..?
3128. Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
3129. 
      
3130. ====================================
3131. 
      
3132. Bhool se koi bhool hui to
3133. bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
3134. Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
3135. bhool se bhi hame na bhulana…
3136. 
      
3137. ====================================
3138. 
      
3139. Jab bhi kanjusi ka oscar ka nomination aayega,
3140. Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
3141. Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
3142. To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega…
3143. 
      
3144. ====================================
3145. 
      
3146. Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai,
3147. Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hai,
3148. Ye zaruri nahi ke har koi pass ho,
3149. Kyunki har subah mein yadoo,
3150. Ke bhi sahare hote hai.
3151. 
      
3152. ====================================
3153. Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
3154. Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
3155. Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…
3156. Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year.
3157. 
      
3158. ====================================
3159. 
      
3160. Dil k kone se ek aawaz aati hai
3161. Humein har pal tumhari Yaad aati hai,
3162. Dil poochta hai bar-bar hum se
3163. Jinhe hum Yaad karte hain,
3164. Kya unhe bhi humari Yaad aati hai?
3165. 
      
3166. ====================================
3167. Gum ke sagar mein is kadar kho gai hai zindagi,
3168. Tum aajao wapas yeh guzarish hai meri,
3169. Shayad mujhe tumhari aadat si ho gai hai.
3170. 
      
3171. ====================================
3172. Ek roz bhari duniya se chala jaoonga
3173. guzre huey waqt ki tarha wapas na aaoonga
3174. tujhse jo pyar mila hai, us pyar ki kasam
3175. tujhe zindagi bhar kabhi na bhulaaonga…
3176. 
      
3177. ====================================
3178. Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
3179. Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
3180. Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
3181. Umrzsaari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
3182. 
      
3183. 
      
3184. 
      
3185. ====================================
3186. 
      
3187. 1947 ka bahot hi famous sms. ? ?
3188. 
      
3189. 1947 ka bahot hi famous sms. ? ?
3190. THINK? ? ?
3191. NO REMEMBER? ? ?
3192. TAB MOBILE KAHA THA
3193. JO SMS HOGA.
3194. APRIL FOOL.
3195. 
      
3196. ====================================
3197. Na kabhi chupaya kI pyar kitna hai,
3198. na kabhi bataya ki dard kitna hai,
3199. hume aur ek us khuda ko malum hai…
3200. hume aapse milne ka kitna intezar kitne hai.
3201. I Miss You!
3202. 
      
3203. ====================================
3204. 
      
3205. Har saal Aata hai
3206. Har saal Jata hai
3207. Iss saal aapko wo sab mile
3208. Jo Apka Dil Chahta Hai.
3209. Happy New Year
3210. 
      
3211. ====================================
3212. FOOL ne
3213. FOOLon ki
3214. FOOLWARI main
3215. FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
3216. u r the most
3217. BEAUTIFOOL
3218. WONDERFOOL
3219. and ColorFOOL
3220. amngst all FOOL’s
3221. HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
3222. HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2008!!!
3223. Have a nice foolish day ahead…
3224. 
      
3225. ====================================
3226. 
      
3227. A – U r Attractive
3228. B – U r the Best
3229. C – U r Cute
3230. D – U r Dear 2 Me
3231. E – U r Excellent
3232. F – U r Funny
3233. G – U r Good-Looking
3234. H – hehehe
3235. I – I’m
3236. J – JOKING
3237. ====================================
3238. 
      
3239. Plz don”t read this
3240. Nahi to
3241. ho jayega
3242. Kya?
3243. Arre wahi
3244. jis se hum darte hai
3245. ?
3246. ?
3247. ?
3248. wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
3249. ?
3250. ?
3251. ?
3252. dekha ho gaya na
3253. ?
3254. ?
3255. TIME WASTE!!
3256. ===================================