whatsapp status today

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• Seriously, life is better when you decide you don’t care...............................
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• The faster I run out of things to say, the less I like you..............
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• At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes...........
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• There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had..................
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• Party like you will never be invited to another.................
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• Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option..........
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• Music speaks the words I can’t....................
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• Even if you fall on your face, you’re still moving forward....................
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• If someone is angry with you and you laugh at them, you win.....................
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• Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.......................
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• My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.......................
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• Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.........................
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• Business Idea: Minding your own..........................
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• You complete me. Which makes me a complete idiot.........................
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• I would like to publicly apologize to anyone I have NOT offended…I will get to you shortly.....
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• Don’t be a dick. Just be nice. It’s that easy....................
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• No thanks, I’m allergic to selfish.....................
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• Sometimes life just needs a good, hard CTRL ALT DELETE........................
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